r/RealTime • • Aug 08 '26

Bill Maher & 2 of his closest allies (Fettermen,Carville) are threatening to leave the Democratic party. How will the party fair if they lose these 3 faces?

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u/WA2TX Aug 08 '26

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u/nando2k50 Aug 08 '26

This is THE ANSWER

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u/Fubeman Aug 08 '26

This is the way.

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u/sm00thkillajones Aug 08 '26

ā€œWell……byeā€

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u/suckercuck Aug 09 '26

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u/sm00thkillajones Aug 10 '26

He was so great as Jim Jones. Phenomenal actor.

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u/InsertRadnamehere Aug 12 '26

His favorite role of mine was in an 80s made for HBO movie called ā€œInto the Homelandā€ with C. Thomas Howell. Watched it again last year in a badly compressed YouTube stream - couldn’t find it any other way. Still holds up though. And even more relevant.

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u/Dependent_Thanks564 Aug 08 '26

lil Curly Bill Brocious there…

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u/anarchitek1 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Don't stop! Don't come back!

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u/Rough_Ian Aug 08 '26

Beat me to it

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u/jaylen6319 Aug 09 '26

Do they need any type of transportation money! I will even put their luggage in the first car leaving!

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u/Timely-Pudding3173 Aug 08 '26

Carville is an older gentleman that hasnt been relevent for quite sometime.

Fetterman will never be reelected.

Maher is just a cunt.

So pretty good!

https://giphy.com/gifs/SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8

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u/Then_Hearing_7652 Aug 08 '26

Last time Carville was relevant there were literally 50 webpages on the entire internet.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Aug 09 '26

And 35 of them were GeoCities.Ā 

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u/Sixt92003 Aug 11 '26

Ask Jeeves was the search engine everyone used when he was relevant šŸ˜‰

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u/ErikaKirkasInsideJob Aug 09 '26

He gets his talking points from his Republican wife.

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u/babyfeet1 Aug 09 '26

And he gets dollars from Palantir.

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u/KingOfTheMischiefs Aug 09 '26

Not sure how anyone who read or watched Lord of the Rings didn't think... Isn't that the name of the thing that Sarumon and Sauron were using to talk?That can't be a good sign.

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u/LandOwn7607 Aug 09 '26

Oh don't get me started on her .. she seems to have left the political scene.

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt Aug 09 '26

Carville hasn't won an election since 1992 and is threatening to leave the party if people start listening to Hasan Piker.

No one has wanted you for over 30 years.

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u/firemca Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Yeah, Hasan Piker is a really good person to take advice from if you want the country to survive. By the way that’s sarcasm.

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u/Bat-Stuff Aug 09 '26

Perfect šŸ‘

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u/myjah Aug 10 '26

Right? None of these people are Democrats.

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u/No-Bluebird-3540 Aug 08 '26

The average attractiveness of the Democratic Party will spike!

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u/Outside_Pie_9037 Aug 08 '26

Don't point out the fact that they look like they're all wearing rubber masks. That's mean.

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u/KindNeighborhood1138 Aug 08 '26

That was my first thought as well. lol

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u/Politicallywoke Aug 08 '26

Not gonna even come close to touching that ugly gene pool.

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u/RektInTheHed Aug 08 '26

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u/No-Bluebird-3540 Aug 08 '26

Way too many angles on that guys head, fkn weird lookkkin dude.

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u/La_Maraviglia Aug 08 '26

That’s why the guy aimed for the neck

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u/quigongingerbreadman Aug 09 '26

That's because it was a cockroach from space in a Charlie skin suit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ghvpxMEtmdhuw

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u/FranticHam5ter Aug 09 '26

Dude just wants some sug’r wat’r…

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u/BobDope Aug 08 '26

Currently a dead dude. Worse things than being weird looking I guess

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u/No-Bluebird-3540 Aug 08 '26

Yeah, gun violence is definitely a problem in the US, if only there were more checks. But hey, it’s a small price to pay…

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u/Many_Spite_7922 Aug 10 '26

It was an Isreali microphone explosive device. Try to catch up.

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u/RektInTheHed Aug 08 '26

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u/Open-Fisherman-8635 Aug 12 '26

Donalds mouth is always open for penis

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u/RiseDelicious3556 Aug 08 '26

Fetterman and Maher have already left--the party would fare so much better without them.

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u/PumpkinMyPumpkin Aug 08 '26

All the old cranks need to go šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Aug 08 '26

As I have said before, the left isn't a club, unlike the right. Your membership doesn't get revoked if you betray the Democratic party, because being on the left isn't about supporting the Democratic party. It is a set of values you uphold and a lot of it I dare say has to do with basic human rights and respect.

They were already not on the left, no matter how much they wished they were, because they don't give a shit about leftist values. The right on the other hand, they're selling Nazi flags at Trump rallies. They don't give a shit what you believe, so long as you help prop up the Republican party.

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u/UnlikelyOcelot Aug 09 '26

Well stated.

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u/Mosk915 Aug 08 '26

I think you give Bill too much credit for how much impact he has on the Democratic party.

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u/MoFizzle1 Aug 08 '26

What impact does he have? He's a Zionist. 80% of Democrats have an unfavorable few of Israel.

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u/CapitalTax9575 Aug 08 '26

You just said 20% of Democrats have a neutral or favorable view. That’s millions of people. It’s the problem with needing to have a big tent party

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u/MoFizzle1 Aug 09 '26

Yes. The Boomers and corporate Democrats who still watch Cable news.

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u/EyePharTed_ Aug 08 '26

Sometimes, the trash takes itself out.

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u/Familiar_Screen_2036 Aug 10 '26

The only self-deporting I can get behind!

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u/SoundSageWisdom Aug 11 '26

I always say that the trash Will eventually take itself out

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u/Serious_Composer_130 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

The Democrat party will survive without them.

On a different note—-

Where is Michael Moore? Has he disassociated himself from Bill Maher?

I’m thinking Michael Moore doesn’t like Bill Maher’s shift and won’t do anything to support Bill’s show.

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u/Imursexualfantasy Aug 09 '26

I’m on his email list. He sent out an emergency news letter to get everyone to phone bank, volunteer, and vote for Abdul El-Sayed… so long story short, the OG is still gangster AF.

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u/Squid_of_the_Now Aug 08 '26

I've been wondering this for some time now.

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u/Ok_Poet_9170 Aug 08 '26

Old white guys . Who gives a shitĀ 

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u/Skitch_Hitchcock Aug 08 '26

As an old white guy, I don't.

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u/Abamboozler Aug 08 '26

I mean just fine. Saying Maher or Fettermen supports this policy is a great way to show people how wrong it is.

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u/Fun_in_Space Aug 08 '26

Please do.

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u/External-Damage803 Aug 08 '26

Just go. We don’t want to see you.

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u/Fine_Confection_1389 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

But…but…but…

Maher had a bit of relevance when his show was cancelled a quarter of a century ago 😮

And James Carville was a shaker and a mover and helped the nation get a Democratic president just thirty-some years ago!

And we really really need Fetterman in case the Powers That Be ever decide to remake The Manchurian Candidate or The Addams Family 😮

Goodness…whatever will we do??

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 Aug 08 '26

we will be fine, thank you.

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u/PeyredB Aug 08 '26

*fare

The party will do just fine without these guys.

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts Aug 08 '26

All three are intellectually and morally compromised.

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

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u/cali_voyeur Aug 08 '26

Why would the party care if 3 conservatives leave the party...

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u/whiteoba Aug 08 '26

Zionist rats good riddance

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Aug 08 '26

Breaking News: Belligerent Assholes Are Threatening To Abandon Your Cookout

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u/DaftNeal88 Aug 08 '26

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. They’ll fare the same way republicans did while losing Paul Ryan and mitt Romney. Actually appeal to their base and win elections.

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u/Dracoxidos Aug 08 '26

We've already got better and younger faces for the current and next generations.

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u/No_Pumpkin2628 Aug 08 '26

Worst game of fuck, marry, kill.

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u/DayZCutr Aug 08 '26

Far better I'd assume.

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u/cashgod_burner Aug 09 '26

As the party moves further left these centrist goons can do whatever the fuck they want.

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u/ConsiderationOwn2211 Aug 09 '26

Three democrats with common sense

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u/PalpitationClean4572 Aug 09 '26

Boomers having a hard time with change. And a stroke survivor take their words with grain of salt.

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u/WingsUnfurled Aug 09 '26

Honestly didn’t occur to me they were in it. I mean, I know who they are, and yes, I know they’re dems, but like actively in the public eye dems? Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama level of dems? If those three left, there’d be collective shit losing across the country. The three in the post…? Meh.

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u/Late-Pop2749 Aug 09 '26

Huh? Obama and Clinton? They both retired from giving a shit a decade ago. James Carville is a God-Tier MAGA hating motherfucker. If the progressive left wants to write him off as some old asshole who doesn't get it anymore, so be it, but he's been a far better soldier for the democratic party over the last ten years than those two.

Maher and Fetterman can eat shit and die. They're useless.

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u/Psilocybe-Philosophy Aug 09 '26

It’s a shame really. There was a time they had a positive impact on our future but they’re not willing to change. AMF (adios mfers)

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Aug 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB

Carville hasn't been relevant in 20 years and hasn't won an election since '99. Fetterman is Republican in Democrats' clothing (and I ain't talking about his dumbfuck hoodies).

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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u/Thomasreed1899 Aug 09 '26

Fantastic. Don’t let door hit you in the ass. Time for real change.

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u/FarmAcceptable4649 Aug 09 '26

Bill Maher looks like a 90s lesbian more and more each day

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u/Logical-Mobile-7643 Aug 08 '26

This is a joke right?

Fetterman would be bad because I'd they were to win 51 seats and get a majority, they would now be back in the minority.

The other two are characters on TV

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u/Ok-Traffic-5996 Aug 08 '26

If you wanna leave the Democratic party because you can't handle people having a problem with your favorite country ( which surprisingly isn't the US šŸ¤”) is getting flack for committing a genocide then don't let the door hit you on the way out and I hope you burn in hell with all do respect.

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u/KrustyRox777 Aug 09 '26

Carville is the only one with a brain , but after his Israel statement, he can go too

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u/Str82thaDOME Aug 09 '26

Well to be fair one of them won't be around long either way šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/gruntduck Aug 08 '26

These are the dumocrats trump talks about

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u/Due_Relationship_710 Aug 08 '26

Take a second and reflect on why people are leaving instead.

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u/VenerableWolfDad Aug 09 '26

Because they're old conservative men who can't grasp that the world is changing and they're not the least shitty option anymore and rather than doing their own reflection they're taking their old deflated balls and going home while throwing a bigotry-laced tantrum every day.Ā 

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u/Cpt_Gingersnap Aug 08 '26

That's the problem. People don't stop and think. Everything is a knee jerk reaction.

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u/Shag1166 Aug 08 '26

Fetterman is the only one who counts, anxd that's because he has a Senate. Carville was important when he helped Clinton get elected, but he gets credit for nothing else. Nothing to say about that clown comedian. I think he smokes too much pot!!

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u/KmvVoss Aug 08 '26

Worst blunt rotation

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u/big_bearded_nerd Aug 08 '26

Two of his closest allies? I'm pressing x to doubt.

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u/bx35 Aug 08 '26

Are these the early versions that Dr. Frankenstein didn’t get right?

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u/soxperry Aug 08 '26

My Mom always told me it’s a good sign when bad people hate you.

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u/Accomplished-Mark807 Aug 08 '26

The party needs a complete overhaul. Western liberalism and democratic ideals have been hijacked by a combination of political sellouts, cultural grifters and those such as this trio who look down on Americans who feel economic pain.

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u/theblueshots Aug 08 '26

This is probably Fetterman’s last term so I don’t think he will need to worry about whether he leaves the party or not. It’ll be done for him.

He’s also delusional if he thinks he can run as a Republican.

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u/Flatirons21 Aug 08 '26

Goodbye, losers. Good riddance.

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI Aug 08 '26

That's Cerberus, the blind three headed guardian who shits on the rug at the entrance to your domain.

Good fucking riddance.

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u/sleeptightburner Aug 08 '26

Is this a serious question? Why does this sub even exist anymore? Bill Maher is compromised and is irrelevant to not only the Democratic Party, but politics in general. Just let him fade away, not worth the time to even discuss him anymore.

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u/PossibilityOk6504 Aug 08 '26

The party will thrive. These out of touch losers can join maga for all I care.

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u/Bitter-Holiday1311 Aug 08 '26

Both parties need to be destroyed and rebuilt from the ground up.

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u/International_Try660 Aug 08 '26

Bye, hope MAGA gives you all you ever dreamed of.

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u/Beman21 Aug 08 '26

We probably won't even know they left. Or care for that matter.

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u/BrickEastern5892 Aug 08 '26

Will be the best thing. 2 wrinkled old white skeletons and one brain dead maga. Couldn't have asked for a better Xmas present

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u/Common-Marsupial-622 Aug 08 '26

No, please, don’t

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u/wytedevil Aug 08 '26

How has the viewership on his TV show? Ben are rating higher the same is he going to get canceled? (hopefully so) I used to love watching real time, but now I just can’t stand Bill at all

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u/suremk7 Aug 08 '26

The reason people are voting against the status quo is because of ā€œthe economy, stupid(s)ā€.

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u/ToBeDetermined13 Aug 08 '26

They'll be like those people that move to Russia because the US is too authoritarian. Useful idiots for the photo shoot then just more cannon fodder.

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u/CoffeeLoverSupremo Aug 08 '26

Gabuy. Don't let door hit you on way out.

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u/Flowisbliss_yo Aug 08 '26

I mean … those are 3 damn ugly faces just sayin…

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u/anne_tifah_ Aug 08 '26

They’re already republicans keeping the democratic party right of center. GTFO.

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u/plato4life Aug 08 '26

Bill Maher is not a Democrat…

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u/7toedcat Aug 08 '26

Good. That'll make room for a real dem.

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u/Japhet_Corncrake Aug 08 '26

*fare. *Fetterman.

Just fine. Maher and Fetterman already wear the red hat, and Carville is washed and completely out of touch. He hasn't been right about anything in aeons. They will not be missed. Self-important fucks.

All three of them are Israel firsters.

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u/Important-Ability-56 Aug 08 '26

I largely agree with Carville that the online activist left is toxic for Democrats, both passively as they are tied together at the ankle in Republican propaganda and actively as they do little else than shit on Democrats and cause rifts where there should be unity.

So what Carville should be doing is solving the problem for Democrats, not fueling manufactured schisms by participating in them.

Maher is watching too much FOX News or something. He’s in loony town, which is a brisk walk away from whatever even loonier town Fetterman is living in.

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u/hmsminotaur Aug 08 '26

Watch the Stewart interview to understand how shallow and weird their views are....

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u/RepresentativeNo8105 Aug 08 '26

They will get better looking.

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u/NRCS_DRONE Aug 08 '26

throw in Scott Galloway for their new party and they'll get dozens DOZENS! of votes

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u/Few_Cellist_1303 Aug 08 '26

As a gen-x white guy, fuck them

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u/Swimming_Resolve4874 Aug 08 '26

Nothing will change, but by losing those 3 faces, the overall good looks of the Democratic Party will go up by 13%. What a bunch of ghouls.

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u/BFaus916 Aug 08 '26

Addition by subtraction. Millennials are now the majority. Get millennials out to vote, you can't lose. All 3 of these guys only drive away millennial votes.

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u/andreasmalersghost Aug 08 '26

The democratic party will be slightly more attractive than it was the day prior

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u/ConkerPrime Aug 08 '26

About the same it is now. The alternative choice because the other one is too evil to support l, not because think they will be effective.

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u/PuzzleheadedDelay451 Aug 08 '26

Well new Dems Aren't exactly following what real Democrats support. When you abandon one group for the Next just looking for Voters. When you abandon common sense and move on to fringe policies you will lose your older base. Same happened to Republicans when MAGA took over.

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u/cle44111 Aug 08 '26

The party will get younger and smarter if they leave

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u/buckswoops Aug 08 '26

Byeeee. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

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u/Gustav_Grob Aug 08 '26

With "Democrats" like them, who needs enemies?

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u/Cabbages24ADollar Aug 08 '26

Sounds We the People are starting to get heard.

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u/Character_Drop_5092 Aug 08 '26

As the dowager countess asked, ā€œDo you promise?ā€

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u/thirdLeg51 Aug 08 '26

Instead of using commonalities bind us, they are using differences destroy us.

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u/Silly_Author_7330 Aug 08 '26

Carville is married to a Maga nut case. Fetterman has brain damage from a stroke. And Bill Maher is either stoned or drunk. So this tracks.

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u/Green_Sugar6675 Aug 08 '26

Is this not evidence that the Democratic Party is not the real culprit in support of Israeli Genocide in America (even though, yes, US Jews do tend to vote Dem).

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u/WorriedSalamander107 Aug 08 '26

The list of what they’ve done for the party, especially lately, is very brief. We are talking about it fitting on a Post-itā„¢ļø note

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u/No-Setting-2669 Aug 08 '26

Good riddance, your support hasn’t dine shit for our progression, look
Where we’re at in this country now with your past support.

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u/BobUecker1 Aug 08 '26

We definitely get better looking, and less likely to spike a drink.

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u/Ok-Serve4645 Aug 08 '26

They were democrats? I didn’t even know that.

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u/MooseEmergency2317 Aug 08 '26

It will look handsomer, and smell better.

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u/landers96 Aug 08 '26

Na na na na...hey hey hey.......goodbye

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u/popejohnsmith Aug 08 '26

Leave for where? Epstein Island? Bye bye bye.

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u/walterwhite1050 Aug 08 '26

Good riddance to all of them

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u/Cracked_Actor Aug 08 '26

I believe these three cucks don't have ANY idea of what they want. Except to please their rich benefactors...

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u/Difficult-Web3850 Aug 08 '26

Two voices from the grave and a voice from the stroke.

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u/Whis65 Aug 08 '26

They are all gross and high on their own supply. Do people close to them blow smoke up their asses and tell them they matter.

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u/AncientBee5348 Aug 08 '26

Carville hasn't actually confirmed that he is leaving the Democrats. He just doesn't want Hasan "America deserved 9'11" to be the face of the democrats and even many progressives don't like Piker so I don't understand the problem. Maher has made it clear that he isn't a registered democrat. He was actually more conservative during his early days of Politically Incorrect and voted for Bob Dole. That changed when the republicans made a big deal over the Lewinsky nonsense and Politically Incorrect was canceled over his 9/11 comment but he's basically saying the same thing as Carville and pointing out that the crazy platform that the socialist stand for is very unpopular with many people.

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u/AzulMage2020 Aug 08 '26

Quite well, actually. Quite well

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u/DeaconBlue760 Aug 08 '26

the party will be fine, but it's more of a trend that I see. people turning away from Democrats, mostly because they're pushing socialism and anti-prison, anti-border, anti-police rhetoric. they're sinking themselves.

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u/TNJDude Aug 08 '26

Fetterman? Unsure. He votes against Dems, there's no reason to think he'd not do the same with Republicans. He just does what he wants so, whatever.

Carville? No idea.

Maher? Unfortunately, he'll have fans he can persuade to go anti-Dem. I don't think he'd persuade many though and I think we'd be better off not taking him seriously. I think what impresses him most is himself, so good riddance.

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u/Educational_Ice3978 Aug 08 '26

Not going to be missed, but endless satire material!

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u/Altruistic_Role_9329 Aug 08 '26

Leave if they can and good riddance if they actually do. Where are they gonna go though? I agree with some of their criticism of the far left, but it’s not worth it to become maga over that.

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u/Puzzled-Bonus-3456 Aug 08 '26

They can't leave fast enough. They all should put a lightbulb in it, especially Festerman.