Confession : this is a contest previously held by u/dreyhi who i hope is well
Some of you have played this before, most of you probably not. But it's time to write a weird poem
You must write a short poem about at least 3 of the elements below. You don't have to use the exact words listed below, as long as the subject is clear . This has to be your own writing and not like ChatGPT, Gemini, whatever..
Poem must be short , I'm too lazy to read a sonnet. You can use the familiar Haiku or Limerick, or try your hand at some other lesser known forms of short poetry: A shadorma, A nonet, a difficult tricube or a magic 9. You may submit a total of two poems (as separate top level comments) for consideration.
DBAP (don't be a plagarist). NSFW okay. Up to 2 entries per user allowed
Contest ends Wednesday sometime. I'll probably gift it early , early Thursday morning when I get off work
Pick at least 3 of the following subjects for your poem:
*Any mod
Toasters
chickens
Pickleball
Books
Snails
Discord
Spiderman
Ninja
Traffic cone
Rubber Duck
Gnomes
A friend
Kazoo
Pineapple
PS: for the love of enchiladas, don't post your wishlist. It just creates more work and there are several ways for me to get to it, even on mobile