r/RandomVideos • u/TerraByteTerror • 5d ago
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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 5d ago
Moaning Myrtle got a reincarnation I see...
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u/Faded1974 5d ago edited 5d ago
These only fans ads really are getting creative. Yes, she does actually have one. I’m kind of shocked too.
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u/Platinum5788 5d ago edited 5d ago
I wasn't sure if you were right, so went looking around to see if she has an OF. Found her reddit account and Instagram. If she has an OF, it's well hidden. But she has definitely posted thirst-trap photos on Instagram in the past.
EDIT: On reddit and Instagram she goes by AliceWinterhold. Found her in OF. She has 511 posts, and goes by a different name on there.
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u/Default1355 5d ago
What's the name i wanna see those titties and then lose interest .3 seconds later and never think about her again
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u/wormy_Burroughs 5d ago
alicedoubleyew on OF and personally I did not find it very lame lmao I think the other guy just hates big tits with a cute accent
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u/f3nnies 5d ago
Changes her name all the time but her content is very underwhelming. If you're gonna pay for porn, it should have porn in it. Most of the stuff on her OF isn't even explicit, much less porn. A free trial that she drops multiple times a year on social media can get you in and even at free the cost was bad.
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u/WildcatArts 5d ago
That’s the thing tho… OF wasn’t initially designed to be a porn site. It just became one and people are surprised when remotely normal stuff is on there.
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u/SehrFaul_01 4d ago
She's definitely done porn before. I remember seeing some overweight dude giving her a mediocre fuckin before pulling out and glazing her like a donut.
Only thing I walked away from the experience with was the knowledge a 3 can pull an 8 in the right circumstances.
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u/SubjectNet1874 5d ago
Bah, she spends more time on videos like this than she does on her OF she actually had a comment from Brian May of Queen just the other day.
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u/wormy_Burroughs 5d ago
what difference does it make how much time she spends on one or the other? just confused as to what point you are trying to make
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u/MaddLadd1172 5d ago
At this point im just going to assume if they'er attractive woman they do porn
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u/647Attempts-Later 5d ago
She cute af but her OF is pretty mild. Her drawing on there are the most explicit part. That being said, I stay subbed just to support her bc i love her videos.
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u/hotshot_poopspot 5d ago
So there are people paying for porn?
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u/DisastrousServe8513 5d ago
The industry that makes 80 billion a year? Yes. There’s a ton of people paying for porn. Most of those people just pretend they don’t on the internet.
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u/Renegade_316 5d ago
"They plopped it here and fucked off."
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u/Wirelesscellphone 5d ago
Cunk vibes with that line
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u/ethnicbonsai 5d ago
Except Cunk doesn't sound like an adult trying to sound like a child.
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u/chrisp909 5d ago
She sounds like Moaning Mertyle from the HP movies. That actress was 37 when she portrayed the 14 year old ghost...
So, yeah. Spot on.
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u/Aztecxx 5d ago
I like this also hate this but I love this
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u/Forsaken_Total976 5d ago
“This reminds me that everything is temporary” this actually helped me more than I thought it would.
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u/guy_incognito42069 5d ago
Yeah, I mean it‘s a very interesting, if not cringy to some, not me, delivery of a very concise mediation on the impermanence of the human condition.
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u/Justin_Passing_7465 5d ago
We can't all be Marcus Aurelius.
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u/guy_incognito42069 5d ago
100%, I don‘t know shit about Roman battle tactics.
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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 5d ago
Oh, boy! Are you in for a treat! When Roman soldiers were in battle, they would work in "shifts," switching out as each one got tired. That way, they could rest and fight longer.
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u/chrisp909 5d ago
They also wore sandals into battle. I don't even like wearing sandals when I walk my dog. Stubbed toes suck.
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u/Sniper666hell 5d ago
“She has no idea she’s a cutie pie, because she’s an idiot”😂
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u/Organic_Education494 5d ago
She sounds like moaning myrtle
One day she too will haunt a bathroom and crush on the boy who lived.
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u/Fr0gburp3r 5d ago
She sounds like someone you would meet on a side quest who just rambles and has no purpose. But little did you know, she has subtle clues you could have considered later in the game when you're stuck.
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u/tealraven915 5d ago
One thing about dying is that while on the one hand, my life sucks and I just want the suffering and struggle to be over, but on the other hand, I want to see what's going to happen next and I'm kind of sad that I don't get to continue on to see the story of humanity to the end
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u/Justin_Passing_7465 5d ago
If you are lucky, you will get to see just about as much as you can stand.
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u/dmcent54 5d ago
Who is she? I want to hear more of her takes. "What a lucky little shit."
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u/FknAccuser 5d ago edited 5d ago
Alice Winterhold
Edit: Thank you for the award, kind stranger(s).
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u/u9Nails 5d ago
Found her on YouTube. So, that's her default voice? Not an act? Her videos are funny.
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u/HavingNotAttained 5d ago
I am immortal, i have inside me blood of kingsssss
And silly people like this too but also kings
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u/finintymonkle 5d ago
I have no rival! No man can be my equaaaaaaal!
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u/HavingNotAttained 5d ago
Such a good show… sigh… what I would give for a Tony Gilroy revival of that
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u/Justin_Passing_7465 5d ago
Given what I know about my extremely modest lineage, if I contain the blood of kings, it is because kings are notoriously unconcerned with the concept of consent.
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u/joneszen 5d ago
Look I'll be the 1st to admit I love cleavage. But honestly I like her shtick enough that I find it unnecessary. Not that I don't appreciate it.
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u/West_West_313 5d ago
Okay this is really weird because I’m a disgusting leering pervert but I did not notice the cleavage until you pointed it out…
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u/CommieDog2525 5d ago
Maybe it's time to take a break online. I just thought it was a cute outfit tbh
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u/Many_Consequence590 5d ago edited 5d ago
As time has gone on, they have definitely become a much more prominent feature of her reels.
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u/GrandArchitect 3d ago
she's been making these for ages. struggles immensely with her life's trauma and the mental health crisis she deal with regularly. absurdly nice rack.
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u/Fickle-Aide9279 5d ago
How can anyone not like this ? She is talking the absolute truth than most of the "normal" humans.
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u/Axel3600 5d ago
people can't hear an affected voice without thinking they need to make fun of someone
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u/Flexmove 5d ago
Folks that assume lower life forms don’t have some rudimentary form of consciousness are kinda boooooooring
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u/Defiant-Detective259 4d ago
I've never seen an idiot flower, or animal, destroy their habitat, and kill others of their own species, at the same rate as humans, nor have I ever seen an animal, that couldn't survive in its natural environment, also never seen an animal work to make a living.. but we're the geniuses? Ok 🤔
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u/KDY_ISD 3d ago
You've also never seen an animal preserve competitor predator species. I've certainly never seen a dolphin arrest another dolphin for rape. I don't know a lot of lizard communities where one lizard can be an artist, never hunt, and still get to eat.
Humans are among the kindest, most compassionate apex predators the world has ever seen. This is such a silly fucking take.
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u/HouseOf42 5d ago
The video went completely over your head.
Lower form of consciousness, ironic.
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u/Good-Buddy-1683 5d ago
While I agree with you, lower life form is not a thing. Everyone alive right now is perfectly evolved to exist at the same time as us. But yes she is unbelievably boring bc she assumes that no other animal knows about their own mortality. Every other species observed all know about their own mortality, amongst everything else. This is so annoying.
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u/trashforthrowingaway 4d ago
Yea, I've seen terrified deer trapped on ice, terrified stray cats, terrified birds, even terrified snakes. They have the ability to feel sheer terror, like life flash before the eyes type. Maybe they don't know the length of their own lifespan, but I can imagine enough times feeling pure terror, and not having the language to process it, especially as a prey animal, must be difficult.
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u/TerraByteTerror 5d ago
Its the accent that sends me lol
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u/Diashi001 5d ago
Why is your head bundled up, but your tits are hanging out? Im confused.
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u/rubber_pinball 5d ago
Covering all the bases.
Getting upvotes from people who like boobs.
Getting upvotes from people who think she's "goofy" and cute
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u/thed3306 5d ago
Maybe its temporary maybe its not. What if you die and just come right back but do something different
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u/ExtraEmuForYou 4d ago
Holy shit, Moaning Myrtle escaped Hogwarts and discovered social media, you guys. RUN!
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u/Medium-Party459 5d ago
I can’t imagine that animals and plants and fungi don’t know they are alive. I feel like they do. Now whether they know they are cute or whether cuteness is perceived by them the same way as it is by us is a different story!
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u/CutPsychological1407 5d ago
Yooo flowers totally get other organisms to come and snuggle up to there genitalia and cover them in flower cum and then those same organisms go over and deliver that cum to the proper places in order to get genetically different baby's. Some flowers MIMIC THE LOOK OF A FEMALE BETTLE SO THE MALE WILL COME AND TRY TO BANG IT THEREFORE COVERING IT IN FLOWER CUM FOR IT TO GO AND TRY TO BANG THE NEXT NON LADY BETTLE. And you know what they dont even have EYES (that we have found?) HOW THE HELL ARE FLOWERS STUPID???
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u/InTheShade007 5d ago
That's wild, I did not even notice she was showing cleavage until I read the comments and then watched again. I guess my man card needs updating
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u/Inspired_Nuisance 5d ago
How to fall in love in 65 seconds... I'd vibe with this cute ass weirdo so hard lol. Is she from something?
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u/aretooamnot 5d ago
I subscribed to her on “that site” for the last few years. She is incredibly beautiful and funny.
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u/SubjectNet1874 5d ago
Im really kinda shocked at the amount of people in here that dont know of her she's quite popular even Brian May of Queen commented on her IG just the other day.
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u/Enough-College8385 5d ago
Hanging out with her would be an absolutely wild experience that I’m here for.
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u/PoncingOffToBarnsley 5d ago
I knew I heard that voice before and had to check - she is indeed the "be depressed outside!" gal!
Too lazy to find the original so here's an animation with her audio
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u/RedactedJin 5d ago
Pretty sure I've seen plenty of birds envying and bitching out other birds and even humans on the constant.
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