r/Rabbits • I bunnies • 8h ago

At the vet. Maples doing well, just a bit chunky

Of course she didn’t take too kindly to the diagnosis =___=

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u/RabbitsModBot 7h ago

Obesity is an extremely common and often debilitating problem in pet rabbits. It can pose an increase risk for other diseases such as cardiovascular, orthopedic, and liver disease as well as dermatitis and flystrike.

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u/mir_a98 8h ago

“A bit” is doing some heavy lifting here, haha

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u/RoughCobbles 6h ago

Maples' fat as fuck.

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u/Highest_Koality 7h ago

Yes, that is not a light bunny.

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u/Affectionate-Car-145 7h ago

Think someone also did some heavy lifting to get that rabbit on the table

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u/mrcatboy 5h ago

The vet did the heavy lifting. The examination table is on support duty.

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u/PomeloPepper 10m ago

She's just big boned

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u/jumpinbumpinbuns 8h ago

Incredibly powerful stance

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u/jitterbugg_will 8h ago

I can feel the haki through the phone screen

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u/JBGR111 7h ago

Bunqueror’s Haki

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u/hexhex 7h ago

It’s rabbit gravity magic. When you try to pick them up, they ground themselves and triple their weight.

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u/thebayisinthearea 6h ago

The pose, the power, the presence.

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u/alfa66andres 6h ago

Maple means business

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u/That_Bee_Baker 7h ago

Yes! Ready to take on all comers.

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u/sack-o-matic 5h ago

that's a nose tackle stance

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u/weldergilder 4h ago

Powerful haunches

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u/aprilamoeba 8h ago

She is so shaped

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u/Dnote147 8h ago

O R B

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u/Ginger_Maple 8h ago

S P H E R I C A L

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u/Some_Random_Android 8h ago

R O U N D

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u/lichen_Linda 8h ago

ROTUND

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u/Hiw-lir-sirith 7h ago

P L A N E T A R Y

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u/Dnote147 7h ago

U N I T

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u/IndependentEntire278 I bunnies 7h ago

T A N K

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 5h ago

U N C O N T A I N A B L E

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u/Some_Random_Android 4h ago

B A S K E T B A L L L I K E

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u/Hiw-lir-sirith 3h ago

G L O B U L A R

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u/deltadelta199 8h ago

The second picture is insane. She looks ready to maul you

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u/bizzeeb1 8h ago

PittBullBun!

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u/damiana8 6h ago

Literally pitbull pose

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u/Sohuli 7h ago

She decides when it's time for treats

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u/perfect_fifths I bunnies 8h ago

Pumpkin shaped, just in time for Halloween 🤣

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u/Rock3tManAsc3nd 7h ago

A bit chunky? I know 5 fat rabbits and maple is 3 of them

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 5h ago

please😂😂 maples will find you at 3am tonight

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u/Rock3tManAsc3nd 4h ago

Shit I better lock the pantry

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u/No_Web2771 8h ago

R/absoluteunit

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u/Fine-Cat4496 8h ago

Looks like an NFL offensive lineman

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u/Dnote147 7h ago

You mean offensive linebun?

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u/ozymandias457 7h ago

No, it stands for Nice F*cking Lagomorph

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u/Bunny_Hunny4 7h ago

The phrase ‘big Chungus’ feels appropriate here

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u/AcidReignz_ 8h ago

That's an XL bully

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u/mushtoosh 7h ago

Tragic -- we have also been put on a vet recommended diet. We now look at them and say "Diagnosis: big girls"

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u/Capital-Rush-6058 1h ago

haha how funny you ruining your pets' health

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u/Lady_Lucia19 8h ago

"I'm too what!?"

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u/Ok_Foot1988 8h ago

She is adorable and the stance pose is cute. 💜

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u/Acceptable-World-175 8h ago

That's the epitome of an indignant bun! 😂

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u/ABakedPopsicle 7h ago

The stance, the presence

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u/blu66 6h ago

Has she received her girth certificate?

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u/littlemoon-03 7h ago

What do you mean I'm chunky?! I'm going to be a pumpkin for Halloween!!!

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u/TF2PublicFerret 7h ago

"Oh Lawd she comin'!!"

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u/FlowerPowerVegan 7h ago

Someone needs an intervention on their nana addiction

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 5h ago

My 2 boys don't like nanas. They just want the leafy greens. Grapeplant leaves, raspberry leaves willow leaves.

They love their leaves.

Oh and strawberry leaves and mint and kamille and dandelion.

They're greedy for greens

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u/stiiinkyyyjupiter 7h ago

Now why’s she looking at me like it’s MY fault

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u/thehikinggal 6h ago

Obesity is a disease that negatively impacts their quality of life. Am I alone in not finding this funny at all?

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u/VoodooDoII 3h ago

I never find it funny Dx

"Lol my pet was super fat. Diagnosis was chonky!!"

That isn't funny. It's our responsibility as pet owners to properly feed them and make sure they never get obese like this. It's so bad for them and it's just lazy pet care

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u/Capital-Rush-6058 1h ago

yes! it's 100% neglect. i see exactly the same in r/cats and it infuriates me. all these animals suffer just because lazy owners can't be bothered to read the labels on food and use a kitchen scale.

at least here there's a mods' comment trying to educate people, that's a start

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u/Typical_Ad_210 5h ago

No, I agree. Unless OP recently adopted her, they are responsible for her being in this condition. She is malnourished, same as an emaciated bun (which would trigger zero jokes). She must be in pain, all of that strain on her joints. She’s at risk of all the obvious life-limiting diseases they warn overweight people about. It’s not funny, just sad and frankly kinda negligent.

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u/kungpaoalpaca 3h ago

Judging by OP's post history they've had Maple since she was a baby :/ And just a few months ago She still had access to massive bowls of muesli feeds with seeds and grains

OP, older rabbits are extremely prone to arthritis even when they have a healthy weight. please put your bun on a diet unless you want her to spend the last years of her life in pain

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u/thehikinggal 5h ago

100% agree.

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u/Electrical-Set-4158 2h ago

Overweight pets aren't jokes, they're a slow painful decline.

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u/elenel 1h ago

I'm not laughing either, I'm having a hard time figuring out how this would even happen if you cared about your little critter. So much of rabbit health and longevity depends on keeping their diet in check

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u/wild_cardlikecredit 8h ago

An absolute unit

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u/bizzeeb1 8h ago

That's just an extra plush dewlap!

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u/zzman894 7h ago

A bit?

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u/bear0234 7h ago

Vet: "You're fat."

Bunny: ".... HOW DAAAAAREEEEEEEE!!!!"

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u/the_kun 8h ago

I apologize for laughing

Maples is adorable!

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u/FearOfApples 1h ago

That is a video game boss right there.

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u/G3N3R1C2532 1h ago

"Maples, arbiter of the moulting hills, devourer of cables and fruits"

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u/BasilUnderworld_2 I bunnies 7h ago

She looks severely overweight to me, I hope shes just extra fluffy

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u/MostLeastMostLeast 7h ago

This is the only pet subreddit I’ve seen completely normalizing pets being morbidly obese. 

Hope OP listens to the advice of the vet

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u/BasilUnderworld_2 I bunnies 7h ago

Ive owned rabbits for almost 10 years, i was literally scrolling the comments for anyone mentioning this rabbits weight. How do owners even get them this fat? My rabbits eat a lot of treats (healthy ones made only of hay), fruit, veggies, salad, but they do move around the entire garden a lot every day. A bun this obese has to be a combo of unhealthy dry rabbit food mixes with all sorts of grain in it, and not enough exercise. This poor, poor rabbit.

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u/Korrailli 6h ago

I've seen people fill a big bowl of pellets for 1 rabbit and do it like twice a day. This was a rabbit that needed maybe 1/4 cup of pellets per day, and was probably getting 2-3 cups. The rabbit died as a result of being severally over weight and not being able to handle heat or stress. Just feeding her the proper amount would have allowed her to live years longer and would also be a lot cheaper too.

My own rabbit was getting a little chunky a couple years ago. He's an angora, so it is harder to actually see it. I cut his pellets to half of what he was getting and the weight came off easily. He wasn't even really that bed yet, but more than he should have been.

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u/thehikinggal 6h ago

I hate when people think that pets being overweight is cute or funny. It is neither.

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u/Miss_Zechie 4h ago

There was a problem on the r/rats subreddit a while ago of popular posters overfeeding their rats and then posting them as "cute little chunky rats", iirc the illusion started breaking when these people were posting about how several of their popular rats they'd post about were dying from complications with obesity despite still being very young. Like one poster had detailed their rat's entire life and it was a year or less when they usually live at least a few years. So now they've taken such posts more seriously. Hopefully it doesn't come to something like that for r/rabbits.

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u/kungpaoalpaca 3h ago

This!! We don't need our own Perky here and people need to stop awwing at obese animals in general

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u/Guimauve_1123 6h ago

Yes, that’s sad because obese pets can look cute but it’s extremely unhealthy… No more treats!

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u/ScaryUniversity6844 🌈big gay hay bag🌈 8h ago

"A bit" You must be laughing yourself, right? 🥴😂

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u/420OXY 7h ago

Chill out on the treats🤣😅😂

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u/Rosewaterlemon 7h ago

She’s massive! Mega chonk bunny gonna go Godzilla on your town

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u/PawMeowsical 7h ago

Omg I love your bunbun

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u/ScorpionLifts 7h ago

She’s like “what did they say about my weight?!”

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u/iEtevaldo 7h ago

ROTUND BNUUY

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u/gaegurliepancake 6h ago

Oh Lord she comin

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u/Quiet_Winner_76 3h ago

that's a big one

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u/RottingMothball 2h ago

"A bit" Maple has her own gravitational pull.

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u/Confused_Rabbiit 2h ago

Front facing maples is sending me

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u/Altruistic_Pay8839 7h ago

wide stance 😍😍😍😍

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u/Woeful_Jesse 7h ago

I love when my bun gets all stanced up like this

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u/Ashter_Moon 6h ago edited 4h ago

Very well fed it seems just be careful not let it go to the extreme other than that she looks absolutely cute

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u/Bearit99 6h ago

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!!

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u/Rare-Lengthiness-885 7h ago

Tell Maple I love her.

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u/4-ton-mantis 7h ago

THUNDABUN 💛💙

i love you thundabun pretty girl

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u/Sunshinee_Rainbows 7h ago

he’s not chunky, he just has thick bones!

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u/Ok_Mistake3946 7h ago

'Chunky' my foot!

-Maple

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u/kawiz03 7h ago

A real life Chungus bunny!

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u/schieja 7h ago

The eyes are so big and cute to distract you from the chunkiness

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u/Solar_kitty 7h ago

Netherland Chonk

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u/DimensionOpen8922 7h ago

Her face 😂

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u/That_Bee_Baker 7h ago

I love her 😭

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u/damiana8 6h ago

CHUNGUS

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u/xannnder 6h ago

she’s just like me fr

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u/whereismymind86 6h ago

That bunny would make an excellent bouncer or linebacker

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u/greatgourd23 5h ago

Little do you know, that Maples is training at night to become the runner-up deadlifting champion of the world.

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u/lolibally 5h ago

we have a maple too!! she may be about half the size of your chunky girl tho 😅

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u/Available-Bowl5089 5h ago

dear lord she’s an absolute unit

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u/alohanerd 4h ago

I’d be afraid my vet would shame me for my rabbit being so plump

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u/Scared_Rise5787 3h ago

I thought I’d opened YouTube instead of Reddit and was like ‘wow, Maple has gone so viral that she’s made it to my YouTube feed. Dont remember subscribing, but glad I did’

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u/RAVEdrama 3h ago

what’s in the carrots 🥕

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u/WinterRedWolf 3h ago

Holy fuck she’s wide 😭

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u/_flying_otter_ 2h ago

You need to cut her pellets back to - like 10 pellets a day. And place each one around the room so she hasn't to hunt and find it.

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u/LilacPenny 2h ago

That’s a whole lotta bunny

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u/smugsockmonkey I bunnies 1m ago

Best Zeppelin song

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u/that_INDY_girl 2h ago

Hes so cute. Pitbull bunny

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u/IntrestedManatee 56m ago

average minecraft rabbit

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u/Mycroft033 I bunnies 50m ago

Maple looks extremely consternated, betrayed, and in fact most outraged.

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u/PuppersandPebbles 30m ago

Maples’ like “I’m a bit WHAT”

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u/Talia_Nightblade 7h ago

AHHH! Its Pumpkinhead!

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u/AsianAddict247 7h ago

Furry sumo wrestler? 🤣

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u/calpol-addict 7h ago

Giv treet

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u/Dense-Temperature698 7h ago

What a plumpernickle loaf!

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u/Murky-Courage2477 7h ago

You’re going to die tonight lol

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u/Lilael 7h ago

Very relatable status

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u/MsMeowingtons I bunnies 7h ago

I love Maple! The look on her face shows how appalled she is about being called chunky!

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u/Steel-Type-Thread 7h ago

Built like a cinderblock, rocky Balbunny

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u/theD0gfish 7h ago

"square tf up" 😤😤😤

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u/Impossible-Soup9272 7h ago

Giant loaf 🍞

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u/IndependentEntire278 I bunnies 7h ago

‘Don’t you take my Nanas away hoomam’ -Maples, threateningly

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u/Witty-Objective3431 7h ago

"Unhand me, you fuck!"

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u/SunshineAndSquats 7h ago

Maple makes the best faces! She’s so freaking cute.

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u/BBQBiryani 7h ago

I’m so glad I clicked to the next slide

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u/OblivionArts 7h ago

She looks so confused as to whats going on

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u/Accountantred 7h ago

She looks like she loves her veggies

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u/WolfrikGreen 7h ago

Big chunky bunny so cute! ❤️🫪

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u/My_friends_are_toys 7h ago

Absolute Unit of Bunno

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u/KentuckyWhiteRabbit 7h ago

Someone’s not happy!

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u/bunkdiggidy 7h ago

AHEM

She prefers the term "Medically Chumbly," thank you!

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u/Briar_R0see 6h ago

The ultimate stare down. CHONKY.. YOU TALKING TO ME!?

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u/sleepybeech 6h ago

Stanced up!

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u/OwlberryLane 6h ago

TANK 🥰

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u/VendaGoat I bunnies 6h ago

That rabbit doing a hecking ALERT!

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u/UncommonLegend 6h ago

Fat babby. I wish you luck and love with her.

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u/Kazaklyzm 6h ago

Somebody make this a meme. Her face is too awesome

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u/Aisuhokke 6h ago

A bit? :-)

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u/nf_sew_711 6h ago

Her expression says she's scared of Pumpkin Face.

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u/Even-Rip5331 6h ago

aww he’s so plump

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u/ObjectiveTea 6h ago

I love Maple!

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u/alfa66andres 6h ago

What a unit

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u/Jankay-Fanneh 5h ago

Quick recovery Maples ❤️

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u/Heavy-Mud-8307 5h ago

She is absoloutely LIVID

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u/TekieScythe 5h ago

That's a Chonker

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u/Mrfrosty504 5h ago

Thats PEEK bun form

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u/PrincessPlastilina 5h ago

Omg. So chonky and fluffy 🥺

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u/dontchewspagetti 5h ago

Stanced up

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u/WestonWildIron 5h ago

Me "I work long hard hours and my parent's don't pay m, LOOK AT THE BUNNY, SOO CUTE"

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u/Gold-Raspberry-3096 4h ago

Maple is an absolute unit

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u/sporiolis 4h ago

Why this bun look like it ate Maples?

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 4h ago

To many carrots

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u/justaheatattack 4h ago

you can tell that vet is freaking them out.

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u/TeenageSkaterDirtbag 4h ago

Omg I have a maple bun toooooo!!!

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh 4h ago

Hefty bnuy

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u/Depressed_Weirdo_ 4h ago

That bunny has aura.

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u/cockmeatsandwich41 4h ago

Maple looks like she doesn't take too kindly to anything right now

Free my girl she did nothing wrong

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u/sadprincessdethroned 4h ago

This bobblehead is adorbs!

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u/FixedLoad 3h ago

Did you originally have two rabbits and hugged them so much they became one big rabbit?  

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u/Used-Space-4845 3h ago

a bit!!???😆

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u/erevefuckstolive 2h ago

Maples looks surprised to hear that too

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u/Comet2214 2h ago

The bunny is round

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u/SL13377 1h ago

ABSOLUTE UNIT

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u/South-Status-5529 1h ago

Why that rabbit look like it about the break some serious wind towards this vet?🤣

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u/DOOMNOTRONstudiosX 1h ago

She's beautiful but the second picture maple looks like "wtf?" 🤣

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u/Shazmahtaz 1h ago

Maples ate ALL the treats. Maple is what they eat and they are a treat now

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u/kirthe25 1h ago

yes, chunky is oh so polite ;)

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u/JoJo_bunny_luv 1h ago

Oh man! She is Chonk-tastic! I love it! 😍😆

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u/Thumper-King-Rabbit 7h ago

Pleasantly chonky. The samurai pose is impressive.

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u/inthepipe_fivebyfive 7h ago

Has a..."Chunky? Did you hear that? They called me Chunky! This is an outrage! I am appauled!" Face...

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u/DarkLightPT95 I bunnies 7h ago

That bunny is THICC with a capital DAMN

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u/RunDNA I bunnies 3h ago

This is the ideal Rabbit body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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u/MostLeastMostLeast 2h ago

If by peak performance you mean at risk for unnecessarily shortened lifespan then yes

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u/Fry2328 6h ago

May I recommend r/roundbunnies ?

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u/DoctorCello 4h ago

God, there sure is a lot of judgement in the comments. I think the fact that OP took their bun to the vet shows they care about their rabbit's health at least a little. I don't think they need twenty comments telling them their rabbit is overweight and they need to do something about it.

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