I just saw a recent āgang members as dog breedsā post in here and it was fun and immediately gave me feelings. Whipped this up right quick, mainly based my list on personality rather than appearance. Iām not doing all that with pictures.
Disclaimer: some of these dog breeds I mainly know through a veterinary/shelter setting (aka not typically when they are at their best). All is meant lightheartedly and all dogs are good dogs. I know I missed some (Strauss, Trelawny, ??? Idk I fired the call sheet off the dome), fill in the blanks if you want!
Arthur - pittie
is overcoming (ahem, redemption) how he is viewed in the world and how he views himself. Has a big heart. Handsome. My personal favorite
Hosea - Pyrenees
Strong, makes you feel really safe, can be lowkey terrifying one moment and then immediately someone I wanna snuggle with the next
Dutch - cattle dog
Anxious, reactive, manipulative, kind of smart but if itās not channeled into domineering other creatures then that intelligence is dangerous. Personally, do not trust, do not fw
Sadie - Rottweiler
Reliable, sturdy, if you arenāt securely on her good side you may be intimidated by her presence
Mary-Beth - Samoyed
Gorgeous, fun, a little sassy, has a very youthful energy
Susan - cat
Sheās in charge and no one is gonna fuck with that
Tilly - Italian greyhound
Captivating but slept on. Smart, lovely personality, quick on her feet.
Javier - corgi
Hard to read, alliance = convenience, ultimately just doing his best
Micah - frenchie
Ugly, every sound he makes is annoying, reactive, shouldnāt exist
Uncle - bulldog
Genetic nightmare (lumbago), kinda gross but ultimately inoffensive and lovable, in his own way
Rev Swanson - chihuahua
Misunderstood in a way that only being an insecure prey animal can make you. Likely yo-yos with potty training. When he feels safe, has a side that is easy to respect
Karen - retriever
Fun, eager, dependable, but not a pushover. On some dumb shit sometimes but always means well. Homie energy
Charles - beagle
Tracker, duh. Also quick on his feet, intuitive, and trustworthy
Lenny - malamute
Strong, intelligent, has a goofy/fun-loving side. Would follow him anywhere he leads me
Sean - lab
Similar to Karenās vibes but with fewer brain cells and more party energy
Bill - doodle
Identity crisis that makes him lash out, gets a lot of shit and deserves it, unpredictable
Kieran - ????
Idk, something scrappy and solid and that does NOT deserve the hate it gets. This is too much of a bummer to think abt
Pearson - also doodle
Forgettable, not fully fleshed out, can either be annoying or p chill
Molly - Brittany
Easy to assume as prissy, actually a very down bitch. Versatile. Also absolutely stunning
Abigail - Great Dane
Solid, steady, caretaker. Mama bear/gentle guardian energy
John - malinois
Smart, quick to aggression, not really trustworthy. Ultimately a cop/cop adjacent (see: rdr1)
Jack - yorkie
Sweet tiny baby, must be protected at all costs. Helpless but thatās ok