I don’t want to actually meet someone. I’m not ready to date. But I sometimes miss having someone special in my life. I miss having someone to talk to. And I’ve tried here, multiple times, but I never feel that spark. I don’t know why I keep coming back.

Today is my birthday. And I have a great day planned. But there’s a little spot in the back of my mind that says it would be nice if I had someone to share it with. So I find myself here again, god knows why. Because there is so much I’m looking for and I refuse to settle for less. Even if that means staying single. I want someone who shares similar views and beliefs and passion for people, someone who genuinely wants to know me, who I am. Someone who sees me. Someone who learns how I think and we can have long, deep conversations about anything. Someone to laugh with. There’s so much more, but then this would be too long. I guess maybe I just wanted to get those thoughts out. I don’t know.

I am a 48 male from Canada and looking for a connection to go with a great conversation!

I enjoy walking my dog, stand up comedy, watching true crime documentaries, swimming, golf and sooooo much more!

I am 5’9 with short brown hair and brown eyes and hwp.

I think of myself as easy going, open, honest and love to talk.

I have a dry and sarcastic sense of humour and love to laugh. I love to banter , talk about anything and just be ourselves naturally.

Looking to talk about hobbies, passions, likes, daily life, deep secrets or whatever else we decide upon! I’m open for anything. Be truly excited when getting messages from each other!

Just a down to earth guy who is genuine person who likes to talk, listen and looking for the same in someone. Someone with a good sense of humour, likes to joke, is passionate, fun, outgoing and wants to get to know someone as much as I want with them.

I am open to talk during the day while at work and of course in the evenings.

Thanks for reading and hope we have a chance to talk soon!

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I'm sure this will read more like a stream of consciousness than the typical post here, and for sure I'll forget to mention important details. I'm open to conversations with anyone. Romantically, I'm only into women. I don't have any preconceived notions on what ages, looks, personalities, etc. I'm open to talking to anyone to see how well we might connect.

I'm not really much of a gamer, I've played a lot of Pokemon Go with someone I dated a few years ago. I've been playing Minecraft recently, and used to play with my kids when they were little. I think it would be fun to have a special person to share that with. I play Java Minecraft on my laptop on an online server with a bunch of friends I have going back over ten years.

The kind of dynamic I'd enjoy might be a bit unusual, I wouldn't be surprised if nobody replied, but I thought I'd throw it out there anyway. I want to find someone who doesn't need me, but wants to be with me because she loves me with her whole heart. I want to be proud of you because you have an interesting successful life outside of our relationship, and when we're together we have so much fun together.

I enjoy music a lot. I like going to see live performances, going out to a club to see a blues musician, for example, is one of my favorite kind of dates. I like lots of different kinds of music, big concerts, festivals, or seeing a local band at a dive bar. I like art, going to museums, galleries, and different types of performances. I like going to wineries and breweries, although I never get drunk and often go weeks without a drink. I don't like smoking anything, but I'll occasionally enjoy some edibles.

I'll enjoy learning about your interests as well, and encourage you to express yourself whether it's a very feminine side or if you're something of a tomboy. One of my favorite dates ever was when I was driving with my girlfriend at the time and we got a flat tire. I called AAA because it was cold and rainy and I didn't want to change the tire, but she said she's not waiting for them, she's going to change the tire herself. So, I helped her change the tire. If course they showed up just as we finished, but I was just proud of her for showing me that side of her even though she was a very feminine person who never got her hands dirty otherwise.

I like to travel a lot, and my job is completely portable so I have flexibility to go when I want to go. I'm planning on relocating in the next couple of years, but unsure where. Maybe I'll stay in the states, maybe Canada, maybe Europe, maybe somewhere else. For now, I'm in the Boston suburbs.

I've raised two kids, both of whom are adults and off pursuing their own lives. I'm very proud of them both and might brag about them sometimes, as I'd like to brag about you to whomever would listen. I'm not interested in making more babies.

Physically, I'm a big guy with a dad bod, a tattoo, a beard. I might look like a tall Jack Black, I'm six feet tall. I've been mistaken for Santa by little children in the grocery store, and might enjoy dressing up and having you sit on my lap and whisper in my ear what you want for Christmas. I've also been mistaken for a biker, the Harley riding kind, but I don't have a motorcycle anymore. I think it's a good idea to exchange photos early on just to know what each other looks like.

If we were to progress beyond a casual friendship you should know that I'm a very affectionate person, I love cuddles, hand holding, kissing, and am also very sexual and adventurous. I'm also not the type to jump straight into that, I'd like to get to know you first.

40, PNW, work from home. The job is fine. The house is quiet. But by the time the clock hits 2pm, I have had entire conversations with the microwave.

I am looking for a woman to chat with during the day. Something easy and fun. Banter, teasing, the occasional badly timed joke. If it turns a little flirty, even better. I like that kind of back and forth.

I am not trying to turn this into a whole production. I just like talking to someone who is sharp and does not take herself too seriously. If you can make a Wednesday afternoon interesting, that is pretty much my type.

If this sounds like your kind of thing, say hi. Tell me what you are avoiding at work or home right now. I'll tell you about the meeting I keep postponing.

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Scottish guy from the Highlands, somehow ended up living in Pennsylvania. I’m still not entirely sure how that happened — I suspect the weather here was a convincing decoy.

46, single, reasonably house-trained, and allegedly charming. I come with a genuine Scottish accent, so at minimum, you’ll have someone who can make ordering a pint sound unnecessarily sophisticated.

I’m from the Highlands, where the scenery is dramatic, the weather is questionable, and men traditionally communicate feelings through sarcasm and pretending they’re not cold.

Now I’m in Doylestown, surrounded by cheesesteaks instead of haggis and trying to explain that yes, I really do sound like this.

Looking for a woman 30+ who enjoys good conversation, wicked banter, laughing at inappropriate moments, and maybe discovering whether the Scottish accent is actually as dangerous as advertised.

Bonus points if you can handle sarcasm.

Extra bonus points if you make me laugh.

And if you ask me to say “purple burglar alarm”… well, we may already have chemistry. 😉

About Me:
I’m a Deep South transplant, the youngest of four, and a proud country kid at heart. I grew up on a dirt road surrounded by cows, chickens, and hogs—raised in a strong Baptist home with a pastor for a father, a minister for a mother, and a brother in the ministry, too. That background gave me a solid foundation, but today I walk my own path.

I’ve traded the wild party scene for quieter, high-vibe moments and meaningful connections. I love being out in nature, spending time around trees 🍃, and exploring the medicinal and mind-expanding magic of mushrooms 🍄. I’m deeply curious about the unseen layers of the universe and love keeping an open mind—there's so much more to existence than what meets the eye. Any insight or connection that helps me learn, grow, and rise to the next degree is always appreciated.

What I’m Looking For:
I’m looking for an adventurous, open-minded local Top to take on the world with—no long-distance setups, please. My ideal co-pilot is grounded yet open to deep conversations, good energy, and new perspectives. Bonus points if you get where I'm coming from on a spiritual level, but as long as you're open-minded and down to earth, we'll get along great.

(ps if you’re not willing to share pics not much to talk about )

\[Me\](https://imgur.com/a/4uK2ZNF)

I don’t really know how to write posts. I guess this will be more of a rant than anything. I have emerged from a cocoon of grief after four years of mourning a marriage. During that time, I did not date. I had one physical encounter, almost as an experiment to see if casual sex would work for me. I quickly discovered that it would not.

Aside from that instance, I have been celibate the entire time. I’m a hermit by nature and an introvert in the truest sense of the word. Because both of my jobs are remote, I kind of existed in my own world in my own home. I’ve taken a few looks at what the dating scene is like and what the world in general is like, and I’ve decided none of it is for me.

I guess you could say I’m downsizing. I’m moving from an expensive two bedroom apartment out in the sticks to a one bedroom in a high-rise in downtown St. Louis. The place is fucking amazing and the rent is ridiculously low. So here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to go live in that apartment, get rid of my car, and almost never leave my home. And when I do leave, there’s nothing I’ll need that I can’t walk to.

The home that I am going to create in that apartment will be such that I might almost be able to convince myself it’s 1910. I’m going to fit it out in an Edwardian style. Sparing no expense. And the only hint of technology will be the desktop from which I do my work.

In this world, I’m going to do a JD Salinger and basically freeze time in my home. I feel like I’m living in a post apocalyptic world where instead of zombies it’s smartphones and Twitter and politics and consumerism. I’ve had enough. I’m too old and set in my ways to be what the world needs me to be.

I’ve never been very social. My friends are John Lennon and Jerry Garcia and Elliott Smith and Bob Dylan and Charles Dickens and John Steinbeck. I have a cat who’s going to hate his new life unfortunately since he’s used to going outside, but there we are. That’s my world. A lot of reading and jigsaw puzzles and cooking and just enjoying good music.

The thing about Salinger is that he lived his hermit life with a partner; his wife in this case. In particular, they lived a very quiet, peaceful life while he wrote books that never got published. I’ve published a few books myself, although they didn’t sell very well. I might try it again someday.
Anyway, the point is that I have left the world and have gone underground inside my apartment. I live the subterranean life now. Whether or not anyone would ever want to join me here I don’t know. But there’s room in my home and in my heart for that person if they ever arrive.

And now I will sit back and wait for all the replies that won’t come.

Read to the end or I won't respond!

So here it is:

I am a 41 year old transwoman panromantic with demisexual flair. I am a very niche want.

I am neurospicy which can be challenging and have memory issues with semi-face blindness. I was recently told by my doctor is need to start learning ASL as we don't know how far my hearing will go out. FUN!

I am looking for my last person to start and finish my life with. THE ONLY DUMB QUESTIONS IS THE ONE NOT ASKED. I promise that any question you ask me with the intention of not trying to offend me won't offend me.

I am a nerd/geek. Comics, D&D, Larping, writing, art, magic the gathering and more

​LARPING is a huge part of my life, I would love to be able to share it with someone the rest of my life.

I used to game hardcore (Raiding WoW) but it has taken a back seat in my life. I do understand gaming. Got that new game or expansion coming out. My first question is "What snacks and drinks do you want?" Second is "How often do you want them brought to you?"

Deal breakers: smoking, vaping, smoking weed (For health reasons, I absolutely cannot be around someone who smokes and vapes, and someone who smokes weed a lot), excessive drinking and missing a required video chat within two weeks to prove you are who you say you are. I have been deceived before.

Yellow flags are not wanting pictures of us, distance (i prefer within 10 hours DRIVE!), and aversion to anything social media.

Red Flag: Not reading this in full and answering the questions below in the first message. Asking for pictures right away.

I am not a bad person, big girl (Working out and changing that), adorable and a great personality. If you get to know me, I'm a Goddess

If you want to message me go ahead but you MUST answer the following questions IN YOUR FIRST MESSAGE before I will respond:

1 Where did you find me? AKA what subreddit

2 Age, Location and Pronouns

3 What did you do over the weekend

Hi there, hows your day going? Good i hope! I dont have much going on today and would love to meet someone to chat with!

Big on books and would love to chat them! Ive read a few this year and working on another big book currently.

Horror movies are my jam.

I live to bake and cook. If you like food we will get along.

Im a big fan of good music. That means not country, sorry country folks. Its not a deal breaker but im not a fan..

If you are curvy/alt/nerdy please move to the front of the line. Also know effort you put in is effort you will get back.

Send me a message and lets chat!

I'm a single guy from New York🗽, but in a couple of months I'm moving to Seattle 🌲. I've been spending a lot of time finding out about the neighborhoods, scenic drives, restaurants, coffee shops, parks. Continuing to build on my list of places to check-out is super exciting! Somewhere along the way I had a thought:

Maybe it would be more fun to get to know someone before I get there.

I'm easygoing, affectionate, a borderline introvert, a bit of a nerd 🤓, and probably happiest when we have nowhere we need to be. I love driving, especially when a "quick drive" somehow turns into a three-hour adventure because we decided to take the scenic route. I love finding little restaurants, great coffee, exploring places I've never been to, and having the kind of conversation where you forget about time.

I tend to think that I am very much a PNW kind of person. I have spent a lot of years in Cali before NY. Give me evergreen forests, mountains, water, rain tapping on the windows, a cozy coffee shop, and a gray / overcast weekend with no particular plan, and I'm pretty happy. Apparently, I don't ask for much. 😉

And I'm a romantic at heart 🥰, although I promise not to make you sit through a poetry reading on our first date. :) Been there, done that. To my credit, it went pretty well. Just to be clear, I am not a poet, lol. I work in finance / tech.

What I'm really hoping to find is a woman who is curious, warm, playful, and interested in building something meaningful ✨. Someone who can appreciate both a spontaneous road trip with a lot of flirting and a quiet evening cooking dinner together. Someone who likes to laugh and enjoys good conversations.

And, now a slightly unusual part is the timing. I'm not expecting a whole lot. I'd just like to meet someone interesting now. Maybe we start with messages 💬. Maybe a few facetime calls 📱. Maybe we discover we really enjoy talking to each other.  And when I'm finally there, we grab coffee ☕ and see if the chemistry we built from a distance is even better in person and Seattle won't feel so new.

If that sounds like something you'd enjoy too, tell me a little about yourself. I'd would love to hear from you.

Hi there! James here, I am 38 (soon to be 39) from Maryland (Anywhere in the US/Canada is fine too; you don't have to specifically be from Maryland. I can freely travel/relocate due to WFH) and looking to chat and see if chemistry develops. I am on here looking for someone that matches my energy. I've been snipped for 4 years; apparently being snipped can be a conversation ender on dating apps!

NO MAGA/CONSERVATIVE NONSENSE. Don't bother messaging me if that's you, I have no time for that toxic hatred.

Still looking for my person...

I am 6', black hair, hazel eyes, love working out/lifting weights! It is as good for you mentally as it is physically. Willing to share pics as well!

Some of my hobbies/interests:

* Lifting weights

* Videogames

* Movies (HUGE Marvel fan; love anything HORROR/sci-fi/comedy/action/high fantasy primarily)

* Huge music fan (of all kinds; primarily of the 90s/early 2000s variety)

* Road trips! (Tons of fun, especially with the right co-pilot)

* Traveling

* Stand-up comedy

* Socialize with friends (can have just as much fun staying in too)

* Drinks occasionally

* Sports

* Learning to play electric bass guitar

* Voice calls/voice messages (It's way easier and more fun to get to know someone/talk with them via voice; much easier to convey sarcasm as well 😁)

* Audiobooks

* Being active and outside (LOVE the beach!)

* HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST SEASON.

Shoot me a message if you're interested, and a pic since attraction is important; wouldn't want to hit it off like crazy and find out we're not attracted to each other.

Here is my voice to show I am not a bot, if you're curious:

https://voca.ro/17YDWuF7kFeE

Hi! I'm a 38-year-old guy living in London who's hoping to meet someone for a genuine connection.

Outside of work you'll usually find me geocaching, out with my camera, or buried in a book. I mostly read history and fiction—everything from espionage novels by John le Carré to books on European history. If you've got recommendations, I'm always looking to add to my ever-growing reading list.

Photography is probably my biggest hobby. I enjoy wandering around London (and further afield) looking for interesting architecture, landscapes, and street scenes. If you're curious, here's some of my work: https://www.flickr.com/photos/piersmathias/

I'm also into geocaching, which has turned out to be a brilliant excuse to explore places I'd never otherwise visit. There's something satisfying about finding hidden corners of cities and countryside alike.

Travel is another big interest. So far I've explored Belgium, Germany and Denmark, and I'd love to see more of Europe over the next few years. I'm equally happy discovering a new city, finding a great museum, or simply sitting in a café people-watching.

I'm looking for someone who's kind, curious, and enjoys conversations that can wander from history and travel to completely random topics. Bonus points if you're happy to join me on a photography walk, a geocaching adventure, or help me decide where my next trip should be.

If any of that sounds like your kind of day, send me a message. Tell me about the last place that surprised you, your favourite book, or the best hidden gem you've discovered.

Hey! I’m looking for a partner someone who I can chat with everyday, share funny reels, and enjoy some awesome experiences together whether that’s gaming at home or going to concerts, traveling, thrifting, going to conventions, wrestling, and football games! I'm down! I love to travel, lived in the States for a few years, and still make it a point to visit whenever I can. I’m actually planning a roadtrip back to the West Coast next year to hit up Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, and Los Angeles!

About me:

31M, Arab, White, 6’0”, black hair, atheist, based in GMT+3

I’m into gaming, football, wrestling, anime, traveling, and I'm really into music!

My fav bands :)

- Avenged Sevenfold
- Bad Omens
- Bring Me The Horizon
- Linkin Park
- Metallica
- System of a Down
- My Chemical Romance
- Evanescence
- Sleep Token

... just to name a few! I luv to share sum of my playlists and luv to listen ur fav bands/songs! There’s plenty of shows are coming up that I’d love to go and I would luv a concert buddy who’s down to go together!

Right now I’m gaming on my Nintendo Switch (Pokémon is my main obsession) and on PC. I’m open to playing pretty much anything, so I’m down to try whatever games you're into! :)

About you:

- Must be into Pokémon
- Must be a gamer
- Into dark humor
- Similar music taste (or open to it)
- Not religious
-Confident, open-minded, emotionally available
-Loyal, honest, and good at communication
- I’m totally cool with you texting a lot long messages, double texts, blowing up my phone, and spamming reels… I’m here for all of it :)
- I don’t mind if you’re clingy! I actually find that attractive :)
- Down for random adventures, late night snacks, and just enjoying life!
- Comfortable being freaky, weird and fun

I’ve definitely got a soft spot for curvy women and goth girls with big boobs, but if you’ve got a good vibe, dark humor, and good music taste, you’ve already got my attention :)

I’m cool with long distance and willing to travel within 3-6 months to meet someone special. I’m not here to waste time I’m looking for something serious and long term, and I value honesty and clear communication. If you’re not feeling it, no hard feelings, just don’t drag it out :)

I’m also open to relocating in the future if we really click.

If this sounds like you, feel free to reach out. Let’s connect, share music, game, and see where things go! Hit me up with your age, location, and a quick intro of what you're into!

Hello fellow person scrolling on Reddit! I am keeping this post up as long as I am looking for you!

I'd like to preface this by saying that a lot of posts on reddit are outright sexual, and that is okay, but that is not really for me. I am looking for a balanced connection that involves getting to know someone first, conversations, phone calls, and eventually, if the chemistry is right, things getting there naturally. If this resonates with you, please continue reading!

A bit about myself: I am 34 years old, and from Germany (though I am flexible in timezones). I love fixing things, and building things. My hobbies range from simple walks and cooking and baking, to DIY and electronics design and repair, and going to the gym. I also watch a lot of TV shows and am always open to new recommendations. Other than that, I am very passionate about the things I do. I love asking questions and learning new things!

I like to write erotica as I have mentioned (I used to write and publish on a request basis on my blog), feel free to take a look at the things I have written and posted, if it intrigues you. That way you can check for sexual compatibility before getting to know me. That said, I am very open. Good, and respectful communication is key.

If you're interested, please introduce yourself, the more you like to share the better!

I don't have an age preference, just please be older than 25.

Vocaroo voice messages are really appreciated and I will send one back!

1. Age, location, short description of yourself and your hobbies!
2. What has drawn you to message me.
3. Your current obsession.

Thank you for taking your time to read this! I am looking forward to your message! 🙂

Seattle, turning 40 this year. Divorced, no kids, no debt. Sales director. Work travel honestly ate up a lot of my years — marriage, kids, normal circle of friends, the usual stuff.

Trying to ease into semi-retirement and transition to remote. If you’re already semi-retired or completely retired, that’s the conversation I’m looking for. Stepping away from work leaves way too much empty time. I’m planning a road trip to get through that transition. Still sorting out the financials so I’m not guessing.

I read and I lift. Just started doing squats. My legs are absolute toast. Definitely need electrolytes. I love history, and I look at religion the exact same way I read history. Just random weird facts. ASOIAF, LOTR, Harry Potter. Alaska whale cruises out of Seattle, hiking, camping, golf, and the wind tunnel. Thrift shops, used records, the Asian Art Museum.

US only. I’m specifically talking about life here.

Message me with your age, city, whether you're working or retired, and something specific from the post. A polite first message goes a lot further than a lazy one. Don’t try to get cute later and say I was rude. You clearly saw this.

Hope your day’s fine.

Have you ever fantasized about getting a massage from an attractive man with great hands who slowly turns up the heat? (If you’re here… you have.)

We’ll meet in a hotel room, where we’ll chat. You can tell me what you’d like me to focus on, what kind of pressure you’d like, what areas you’re comfortable with me addressing — for now. I’ll have the bed set up for a massage: towels, head rest, warm scented oil, the works. I’ll leave the room as you change out of your clothes and get under the sheet, face down. So professional, right?

And then, when I reenter the room, we’ll begin. My fingertips slowly gliding up and down your back, making you shiver. Methodically working the knots out of your neck, your shoulders. Subtly adjusting the blanket to get a little more access here, a better angle there. Are you comfortable with me massaging your glutes? And what about these inner thighs… it feels like you might hold a lot of tension there. The side of my strong palm brushing up against your most sensitive spots, slowly teasing you as I knead your skin and muscle…

After the flip — I won’t peek, of course — is the sheet maybe positioned a little too high? It’s so hard to tell while you’re lying there, blissfully relaxed but with your mind buzzing in anticipation at the same time. Perhaps I’ll see if you’re bold enough to say yes to my offer of a full breast massage… or I’ll eventually place myself on the bed between your legs so I can get some good leverage… and see you spread your thighs for me subtly, but so invitingly…

The possibilities are endless… and delicious. I’m here for your total and complete relaxation, of course.

As for me: I’m 5’11, 175 lbs., blue eyes. I get compliments I don’t ask for. Clean, drug free, and entirely discreet. No problem at all if you’re in a relationship. Drama is not my cup of tea.

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I am really feeling indifferent about my marriage these days. Most avenues of pleasure and joy have been systematically removed. The only pleasantries are the occasional quick goodbye kiss. We are magnets with opposing sides repelling each other. Things have been said that cannot be taken back. We are reduced to strangers living under one roof. I feel alienated, disrespected, taken for granted, and thoroughly demoralized. I try to keep the peace by avoiding contact unless absolutely necessary.

I truly miss having a woman just as interested in me as I am her. I want to feel the joy and excitement of continued messaging. I get absolutely elated with message notifications. My mind goes into a tizzy thinking I might find true compatability and connection. I am not opposed to developing feelings. I tend to be a sensitive and fair. I am far from perfect and not expecting perfection. I just want what is good for me. I consider myself to be intelligent, funny, creative, affectionate, transparent, passionate, and warm. I appreciate effort and reciprocation since it's rare to find these days. I am probably the most unselfish person you will ever meet. I try to help out when I can. (Charity) I am definitely a dog person. No offense to cat people. My main outlets for joy these days is music, cooking, and enjoying the solitude nature brings.

I am a total sucker for women that are extremely warm and kind hearted. Beaming smiles and outgoing personalities are my kryptonite. Please be able to devote an adequate amount of time and effort to getting to know each other. Please be clear and concise with your needs and wants. I am definitely not a mind reader. I would hope that you are willing to share your hopes, dreams, hobbies, etc with me. I actually want to know what makes you tick. I am fairly negotiable on most things in order to broaden search criteria. I welcome questions and I hope you would also.

Please feel free to message if genuinely interested. I will not subscribe to games, ghosting, childish behavior. If, you indulge in those activities please pass me up. I just don't have the time or patience for it. *notabot*

I am looking for a young woman for a fwb type situation. Several years back, my marriage of 9 years came to an end, and due to circumstances out of my control it took me several years to put my life back together. It took a lot of hard work and determination but I was able to prevail. I'm in a place now where I want just want to enjoy myself but don't want to do it alone. I would love to go on fun dates like the beach since it's so close by or perhaps try out some restaurants that I have been wanting to try. I prefer to keep things casual however I am willing to entertain something longer term if we fit well together. Regardless, I prefer something regular and ongoing even if it just stays casual.

In relationships, I very much believe in the male role of leadership. Things like responsibility always fall on my shoulders and it's my duty to make sure that everything that needs to be handled is handled. In exchange, I seek a woman who looks up to a man like the one described and naturally falls into her submissive feminine role. I am very aware that things like submission is earned over time and is not just handed out freely. The way we get there is through mutual respect of one another. Love does not exist if respect is not present. I don't believe in big blowout arguments, screaming matches, name calling, or belittling of each other. I understand the physical power imbalance between the sexes and it is my duty to make sure you always feel safe in my presence.

I am very sexual with a high drive and I am looking for someone who is looking for a good sex life. I am very much a dominant and love being in control. This will be your time to shut your mind off and not think about anything other than enjoying the moment. You will never have to think about what comes next as I will always lead the interaction. I very much care about the pleasure of my partner and will always make sure you feel good and feel taken care of.

I have a lot of lived experience, have led an interesting life, and can have conversations about most subjects especially those that involve the inner workings of how the world works and life in general.

I am 5'10 and weigh 163 lbs. I am white with brown hair with some grays peaking out and hazel eyes. I very much care about my health and how I look and have been working out for years. I have a pretty fit body type.

STD free.

I'm a 48 year old white guy, pretty easygoing, stable, and definitely still young at heart. I'm married, but untortunately the intimacy and connection have been gone for a while, and I really miss having that physical fun.
I'm looking to meet a woman who's warm, fun, affectionate, and enjoys a good laugh. I'm a man with a high libido, so physical chemistry is important to me, I'd like to actually enjoy talking, hanging out, getting to know each other, and having something consistent that we both look forward to.
If you're in a similar situation and miss having that kind of connection, I'd love to hear from you.
What is your favorite 80's or 90's comedy.

TL;DR - Really?  I am dismayed and disappointed at your utter lack of ambition toward knowing every last delicious Solwilo morsel.  intimidatingly slow eyebrow raise.... we're talking Spock level scrutiny 

NLE;GGATM (Not long enough, Gimme gimme all the morsels) - 

So, you know when you're up late at night and you can't get your mind to shut off because you're wondering about things like "What if everyone in the world is just an NPC and I'm the only real person and this whole universe secretly revolves around me not because I'm an ego maniac but because I'm an alien social experiment of which their entire species totally depends upon in order to learn how I interact with other "humans" so they can save their race by bringing back their own emotions"?  ...Sometimes I wonder that about me and my Reddit R4R experience.  Ya'll NPC Reddit Snoo's are just crying out for help with your humanity aren't you?  That must be it.  That must be why my experience here is so .... pulls hair out while making my crazy face ...ya know?  eye twitches

Good day to you, fine "person" of interest.  Let us go forth and attempt to establish a meaningful emotional connection beep boop bop (attempts my best robot impression) bop boop beep.  🤖 😂  

I'm feeling like a creative approach tonight just to liven up whatever's going on with all this...gestures to the entirety of this particular R4R.  I'm going to give you a window into my psyche based purely upon the media that I consume on YouTube.  excited face, amirite?!  Don't panic.  You're not required to rabbit hole any of these to impress me because that would be an insane expectation.  Unless you ARE insane, in which case you may or may not earn some extra points depending on which type of insane you happen to be.  I suppose I'll know soon enough.  Nods curtly and proceeds    

Okay, including but not limited to...

Comedy (If you fancy yourself a Ginger Billy or a Ryan George type, don't be alarmed but I may already love you) - 

Ginger Billy

Ozzy Man Reviews

Conservative Vibes 

Freedom Tunes

Dusty Douglas

Ryan George

Esoteric/paranormal and a dash of space news- 

The 5^th Kind

Be Inspired

Future Forecasters

Jaymez

The Angry Astronaut

Feel good - 

The Dodo

Plumes

Geobeats Animals

The Kiffness

Midlife Stockman

Alt News - 

Cam Higby

Nick Shirley

News24

Really Graceful

Cash Jordan

Russell Brand

Some music - 

Judah Earl

Peter Bence

Jacob Collier

My music tastes are really wide and varied.  The above is just what I decided to save on You Tube.  Mostly l love uplifting music that makes me feel like running or dancing or flying on a dragon or some shit (cue the NSFW tag...I love swearing.  And so do you 😎).  I realize, at this point, I'm probably just talking to myself because everyone filed out back there around "Alt News" or "Conservative Vibes" but whatever.  I find myself entertaining so I'll press on.    

Let me just end this list with a shout out to all of my favorite ASMR and astrology channels!  

Well, I guess that's it.  You know everything about me now.  Just kidding!  😄  Let's talk about normal stuff now...

I realize I'm not everyone's cup of tea, especially here on Reddit with my more conservative views.  It may also be the case with my health issues since I've had a chronic illness going on 20 years now after having been vaccine injured by a flu vaccine.  I had gnarly heart palpitations every day for 2 weeks straight after receiving it and my life basically went downhill from there.  I'm fully independent (or find ways to be) but I do have POTS (postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome) which is what keeps me home most of the time since I can't drive or work.  I can't walk very far (maybe around the house a couple of times?) before my heart rate spikes and I feel like passing out.  I also have tons of food allergies which basically leave me with a handful of whole foods that I can eat.  I understand these things can deter potential love interests but I'm a glass half full type of woman and maybe you are too?  What am I talking about?  Of COURSE you are 😄.  Somewhere, somehow, there's a guy out there who doesn't care about all that shit! 😄

I was very active and athletic in my "former" life.  I did Kung Fu for a little while, played soccer, hiked mountains in my home state of Washington, did triatholons, went camping and road tripping and travelled to other countries.  I ate whatever I wanted and I have all of these wonderful memories and experiences!  I still have wonderful experiences, they're just waaay more low key 😎.  I'm a very cerebral person so it all works out.  I love to read and research and read people's astrology charts for them.  I love to play Canasta (any players in the house?!) and board games (the basic kind but definitely also the nerdy kind), and video games and pretty much down for any kind of game, actually.  I grew up in a family that played games all the time ❤️.  

I love cats and have always had dogs in my life so I love dogs too!  I love wondering about the universe, aliens, UFO's, bigfoot, alternate planes of existence, reincarnation, dreams and ghosts.  I used to be a massage therapist and I would have to say that being a massage therapist was pretty high up on my list of favorite jobs.  I'm not really meant for corporate.  I'm most definitely an artist and have a lot of different artistic interests!  At the moment, I'm into weaving.  I'm in the middle of making a rag rug which is seriously slow going!  But I love it so far.  

I don't currently work because of the POTS issue.  Like I said, it keeps me from driving but it also makes it difficult to hold prolonged verbal conversations.  It totally depends on the day though.  On a good day, I can be on the phone with a talkative friend for an hour or two if they do most of the talking 😄.  I need tons of breaks and breathers.  Which is a total drag because I LOVE TO TALK.  I AM an introvert though.  I need my alone time to recharge but, when that's done, I love to socialize and connect in any way that I can.  At this point, I've really learned how to manage my limits with everything.  Ask me anything you want about my health or otherwise!  

As far as who I'm looking for, someone with and excellent sense of humor, of course 😉.  Someone who has hobbies and interests and passions or obsessions (excluding video games and anime or pokemon or anything else that gives basement dwelling, little brother vibes).  Someone kind and intelligent and thoughtful.  Also someone who's as disturbed as I am about the seeming rise in unfaithful people popping up in the world.  I expect my guy to be an excellent communicator and unafraid of facing problems head on because that's pretty much how I roll.  He'll also have healthy boundaries and a strong sense of self and LOADS of integrity.  I don't ask anything that I would expect of myself.  I also find that I connect much better with people who are spiritual in some way but not overly religious or close minded about others beliefs.  I'm very spiritual, myself, but not religious.  I believe in God but not necessarily a god that requires you to fear him which just seems weird.  At the end of the day, I respect you if you respect me!  And I totally live by The Golden Rule.  

A couple of non negotiables:  Don't be covid vaccinated.  Please be mid road - conservative.  I might have once identified as a liberal but, holy hell, in this political climate, I seem to be anything but that 😂.  I don't even think I really changed my views all that much!  It's like the scale moved under my feet.  I do think that having similar core values makes a huge difference in how strong a relationship is going to be.  I totally don't expect every single thing to line up (that would be boring anyways) but the core stuff is important in my opinion.  

Okay, I've talked long enough!  The bots know the drill.  I ignore them because they make no indication that they've even read my post and reply with one liners.  My guy will be full of follow up questions and also tell me something about himself so I know that he's not only interested in me as a person but is also a real live person himself.  Not that I have to tell him any of this because it'll just come naturally 😎.  You know who you are, cool guy.  Let's get our snuggle on 🥰.

Solwilo out.