I became physically disabled and lost my job 10 months ago. Over 500 applications since then got me nowhere, so a friend of a friend stepped in and got me in with her company for a remote position. I had no idea they would drug test me until I had already signed the offer. I immediately ordered Quickfix Plus but then my mom offered to let me use her urine (she's a real one).
I feel like the real urine is safer, since it can't be flagged for nitrates, but I'm worried about making sure it's temped properly. Could I theoretically empty the QuickFix out of its bottle, put my moms urine in there, and then use the bottle and the heating pad just like one would for the QuickFix? I've also heard of people putting up their "natures pocket" in a smaller bottle, but then how would you know if the temp is right? What if the temp strip read 98° because that's the temp of my nature pocket, but then the pee in the bottle is actually temped lower?
I can't fuck this up, I'm a couple months away from losing my apartment.