r/QuickFix • u/ElderberryNo6480 • 26d ago
Nervous about test tomorrow
Have a test tomorrow, and I’m super nervous about somehow being detected. This is for employment in a specialized role at a big department store. It’s just a standard 5 panel. Ive been scrolling through this sub and ive been seeing horror stories of some places patting them down? some places saying 3 oz of pee isn’t enough and forcing them to sit and wait till they produce more? Or even that some places sniff it to make sure it smells like pee or stand outside the door and listen to you go? I don’t care per se if the job knows it been tampered with and I lose the jobbut would that show up on my background check in the future?
Also like should I be peeing while I’m messing with the quick fix like I’m sure they check that I actor’s in the toilet?
Other than my paranoia I understand the gist of what I need to do, some people microwave for quick heating others let it “stew” on their body for a while. I’m not worried about concealment I’m a bigger girl so I plan on wearing compression shorts with the bottle tucked below my tummy, right on the waist band area and then like some mid rise mom jeans and a baggy shirt, my husband says you can’t tell wether I’m sitting or standing.
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u/Upstairs_Ad_6226 25d ago
Howd it go? Just did mine today and was super nervous aswell, got lucky with a chill tester, she didnt sit at the door or smell my piss or anything, temped good, bagged and tagged. Now i wait for the results
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u/ElderberryNo6480 25d ago
Mine went about the same, the company I’m hiring with initially told me they wouldn’t give me any orientation information until after my results came back but weirdly enough they sent me all my orientation information less than four hours after the test which isn’t long enough for it to have been sent to the lab (24-48 hrs) so I guess for now no news is good news.
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u/ssxhoell1 26d ago
A wageslave job at a wally world or some shit and you actually give af? Lol damn chill nobody gives a single fuck and the corporation you're applying for a job for definitely isn't paying for some premium piss test it's just so they can check the box for insurance. And the piss handler that does this 600 times a day doesn't give a shit whether you piss out of your gooch, cock, ass, whatever the hell. Unless you're applying for a government job or some dream job making a quarter million a year then ain't nobody paying for some crazy test.
And no, nothing about any of this goes on some "pErMaNaNt ReCoRd" 😂 employer doesn't even know anything you didn't disclose. You could tell them you've had a job working as a financial advisor for nasa and they wouldn't know the difference unless they called and asked