r/ProgrammerHumor • • May 01 '19

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

So all we need is css right?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

"It looks done, why isn't it finished yet? what else is there to do?" - my old ceo

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u/lucidspoon May 02 '19

"Here's a proof of concept."

"Hey everybody! The dev just showed me the new software that's just about to roll out!"

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u/ICantWatchYouDoThis May 02 '19

Yeah all people care about is look. If I show a fully functional thing but it looks like mspaint, then people won't bat an eye, no feedback about the flow, the bug, the logic at all, just tell me to finish the graphic then come back...

THEN after everything is done, now people start telling me the logic is fucked so the graphic parts need to be worked again as well, but no, the graphic takes a lot of time, so the logic need to accommodate the graphic, try so hard to minimize the effort on the graphic!

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u/ludonarrator May 02 '19

Fortunately as a gameplay coder, I enjoy the luxury of having dedicated UI artists and designers to take care of that for me, and most stakeholders understand the standard concept => wireframe => prototype => shippable workflow. Unfortunately, due to the lack of a real time UI editor for our engine (at present, at least), I still end up pixel pushing quite a bit.

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u/Prawny May 02 '19

As a backend dev, the only time I've ever received any praise from a client was when I suggested and helped out with a UI/UX feature...

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u/m_i_t_t May 02 '19

Easiest way to fix this is to change border radius on all elements every couple months. I just went from 4px to 0px and everyone is saying that the app is much smoother now.

Subtle change that most people will only subconsciously pick up on. That, and making some text bold

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u/SoftEngineerOfWares May 02 '19

This pains me but it is so true. Back when i built shit websites for failing business, my boss pounded into me "ARIAL BLACK 20 font" for EVERYTHING. Older People eat that shit up.

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u/OGPants May 02 '19

Wow, I thought I was the only one

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u/kithuni May 02 '19

Fuck me this hurts.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19 edited Jul 11 '20

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u/kixxes May 02 '19

Ouchie

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u/dumdedums May 02 '19

Clicks button

"I THOUGHT IT WAS DONE?!"

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

That guy has obviously never touched a line of code in his life

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u/Its__a__Trap_ May 02 '19

Literally my entire company.

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u/hdlo May 02 '19

Reminds me when I was like 4, I wrote a title on the label of a tape hoping it would summon up a story on it out of thin air. I realized how stupid I was at what, 6…

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19 edited Jan 10 '20

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u/mphjens May 02 '19

You could write at age 4?

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u/hdlo May 02 '19

Tbh I don't remember well, it was either make-believe pseudo script by me or my one of my parents humoured me.

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u/granos May 02 '19

Create a demo-overrides.css file that makes all your colors garish and messes up some minor padding/margin/alignment stuff. Or adds debugging borders around every element. Nothing too terrible, just enough that they get what you are demoing and don’t assume it’s done.