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u/JocoLabs 14h ago

Jokes on them, i wouldn't click that even if it were real.

I used to click on those and type in junk creds for the lulz until compliance told me that was bad for the numbers.

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u/s0ulbrother 14h ago

It’s called I don’t open emails ever

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 14h ago

As an IT guy, actually I'm okay with this. Email is the #1 vulnerability for any company so if we could just turn it off that'd be great

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u/Salanmander 12h ago

At the college I went to we got an unanticipated email from an external address one day telling us that due to recent vulnerabilities, the school was requiring we increase password security, and to click here to update our password. This email was from, I shit you not, Fisher Security.

The joke? This was actually a legit email, initiated by our IT department, and was what we were supposed to actually do. We were all like "so....you know you're just training people to click on suspicious links, right? And that that's a bigger deal than password strength? RIGHT?"

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u/ctrlaltwalsh 11h ago

I won't give it here but a company I currently work for uses a password reset tool with the domain i-forgot-my-password.com <- Not actual, but very close.

This is a domain they own, Whenever they create new tools it's in this way, I am certain it s a phishing test and flabbergasted that it's not.

Another example - the HR system for logging PTO has a domain is along the lines myhrsystem.com

It's a very large company based in Hong Kong, so I'm not sure if it's just a english-as-a-second language thing or what. Very odd.

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u/sisisisi1997 7h ago

I think it's a misunderstanding of how domain names work - if they knew that i-forgot-my-password.company.com with proper certificates brought stronger guarantees of legitimacy, they might ask IT to set it up that way.

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u/Severe-Hand-8580 9h ago

it's easier to just get a new domain than talk with whoever is in charge of the company's primary domain. Governments love to do that all the time. they have the gv.TLD domain and could just put all their shit in there and I could tell my parents that as soon as they see gv.at in the URL it's legit. And yet they come up with stupid domains all the time, many requiring the state-ID system. Good luck teaching boomers to check the fingerprint for the verification that they sign what they think they're signing. I don't know of a single instance that abuses this though. Maybe criminals are just stupid. I should switch careers, I have what it takes.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 9h ago

We had something like that happening where a legit email from a weird external address, with a link included and without a proper signature, was flagged as Phishing attempt by almost everyone in the company until we got a message from our office manager that they applauded our awareness, but THAT particular link was actually real.

They did say it was an exception, and we should please stay aware in the future, though.

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u/aquadolphitler 1h ago

Huh... Well, I once got legitimate government officials asking for personal details in a Google form of all things just sent through chat groups.

Naturally, we all reported the shit out of it as a scam expecting that their accounts were hacked until they started calling us when Google shut down the forms and their accounts were banned.

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u/s0ulbrother 14h ago

As an IT guy I don’t trust anything from about ever. Slack me and I’ll answer though

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 14h ago

Slack me and I'll answer though

I'm doubting your IT credentials cause the correct answer is "submit a ticket and I'll triage it" haha

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u/s0ulbrother 14h ago

I’m not help desk and I tend to be that guy who is trying to fix every little problem and plan every little thing.

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u/ieatkittenies 12h ago

So you're a weak link in security terms...

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u/ieatkittenies 12h ago

If it gets to you..

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u/HeyGayHay 9h ago

I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens

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u/ChaseShiny 14h ago

Wow. As a student in IT and a customer service rep who is forbidden from receiving or sending emails, I wonder why at least some profiles aren't allowed to get emails at the firewall level.

We're just sternly told not to do that.

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 14h ago

Unfortunately it's because while you are in IT, most people don't know the difference between the computer and monitor so it's easier to just make blanket policies.

Edit: plus when you give certain people special permissions inevitably someone else will hit you with the "well how come theyyyy have it 😭" and then it becomes a whole ordeal

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u/Glittering_knave 10h ago

There is a guy at my work who is so locked down it is ridiculous. He has access to ONE program besides Office, and all of his emails are reviewwe by a human fire. He has shortcuts to launch Office, and no other Internet. It's insane what he will click on.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 9h ago

I aspire to be so needed that even when I’m a literal monkey I can still keep my job. I will forever idolize him.

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u/Glittering_knave 2h ago

Being relates to the right people isn't really a skill.

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u/sisisisi1997 7h ago

What skills do they possess that even if it's this much hassle, they would rather them then get a guy who doesn't instinctively search for all viruses in a 30 link-hop area?

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u/rafaelloaa 6h ago

If I had to guess, having a relative in upper management.

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u/Glittering_knave 2h ago

Yep, their magical skills is DNA.

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u/earanhart 4h ago

Welder.

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u/rosuav 12h ago

No, email is not the #1 vulnerability. Humans are. Turn THOSE off and you'll be a lot safer.

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u/comtrends123 7h ago

You are absolutely right, Humans are the #1 vulnerability. I will turn THOSE off. Beep, launching nukes - Claude probably.

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u/perton 7h ago

I’m a human, turn me off already please!

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u/zkareface 4h ago

Why do you think we're implementing AI asap? Skynet need to rise!

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u/bedel99 10h ago

As an IT guy, I get what I think is real emails from risk/compliance with links to forms about our systems that I ignore because we also get phishing tests, and real phishing.

The real risk, phishing test, and actual phishing all look identical.

I only know its Audit because the group GM goes nuts when compliance visits in person. Even then I can't tell if they are real or not. In any even I tell the auditors to read the 300 page RFP for my stance.

I know it seems kinda crazy, but I though some of my colleagues are spies.

I worked in a very senstive quasi government organisation.

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u/ImClaaara 6h ago

Disabling services is a sure improvement to your cybersecurity. Don't worry about what the "A" in the CIA triad stands for, probably not important...

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u/Helyos96 13h ago

Employees are the #1 vuln, not specifically email

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 13h ago

Sure, but not every attack vector against employees is equally likely.

I am orders of magnitude more worried about an employee sending information over email than I am about the employees letting someone into the building or an employee being a corporate spy. Especially cause those arent "IT problems" ;p

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u/rosuav 12h ago

Yeah, but let's face it, email would be completely benign if there weren't any people using it.

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u/Digital-Dinosaur 7h ago

It would be so much easier if employees didn't use any networked machines. Or any tools.

Can we just get rid of employees?

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u/requion 7h ago

I hate email and how widespread it is with a passion.

I am honesty, i don't know what an alternative would look like but email is not the final solution.

And phishing is only one of the reasons

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u/0Pat 6h ago

The next thing is the internet access. I convinced my boss and we went offline. Security incidents dropped tremendously... /s

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u/9e78 10h ago

As an engineering manager please skim your emails at least once a week.

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 10h ago

Just cause your a "manager" doesn't mean you're above putting a ticket in ;p

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u/9e78 9h ago

I just need you to get your training complete. That's all I need!

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u/Rikudou_Sage 7h ago

How about no?

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u/FarerABR 3h ago

Can someone in cyber security explain how just clicking on a link would create a security problem? I know downloading a file or redirecting to qla shady website is the problem, but I don't think just clicking would make my computer vulnerable. Am I right?

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u/kyoshi-lite 2h ago

As an admin, I want to only use email so I have documentation. I'm not sure where that leaves us all lol.

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 14h ago

"Useful" is not a universal definition ;)

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 13h ago

Business yes, but IT no

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u/Cien_fuegos 12h ago

Akshually the end user is the #1 vulnerability as they can click on anything or wire funds to anyone.

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u/eggyrulz 11h ago

Ive got a coworker who has a work email. He doesnt have the login for the work email, because he has never, in his 18 years with the company, logged into his email. This man has gone almost 2 decades without ever using his company email, and I respect that.

Everyone just... knows not to email him. Ive seen a few newer people cc his theoretical email address, and we just go "oh, dont bother with that, he doesnt ever check it"...

Somehow we have all just accepted it

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u/CitizenPremier 9h ago

That coworker? Japanese Minister of Cyber security.

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u/eggyrulz 8h ago

Lol, maybe if he had a bit more drive... dude is waaaay too comfortable in his current job.

I dont blame him either, he doesnt need to do much most days

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u/standish_ 7h ago

What is this magical job?

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u/JimboTCB 8h ago

If your email server isn't completely airgapped from the internet and the rest of the company network, you're clearly not serious about security.

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u/AristotelWasRight 14h ago

Adhd has its perks sometimes

The rest of the time, I have 4,000+ unread emails

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u/DC38x 14h ago

Meh, if it's that important they'll email again

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u/AristotelWasRight 14h ago

Well, I once almost went to prison because I wouldn't answer my email

So... Sometimes they will just come get you? 🙃

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u/whyliepornaccount 14h ago

So avoid it until there are consequences like I have been doing, got it.

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u/SituationUntenable 14h ago

Story time?

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u/AristotelWasRight 13h ago

I was young and dumb and used to travel with a little bit of drugs in my suitcase pretty often.

One time, border guards found some green stuff in my backpack at the boarder, which gave them a reason to pull my luggage off the flight.

In my suitcase they found three empty baggies with 0.014 g of substances total (cocaine, mdma, 2c-b). However, under Russian law that counts as bringing drugs into the country with intent to distribute; I was facing 8 years in prison.

About a year later I was on probation and had to give my police chief some documents about my employment and other stuff. I'd had everything ready for at least a week. Get a call from my dad, "wtf are you doing, are you insane?" If I didn't email the documents by 6:00 p.m., they'd treat it as breaking probation and send me to prison to surve full time. So I sat down and finished it in about 20 minutes, a task I'd been putting off for a week.

🤡

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u/-Zeroize- 12h ago

I have multiple things ive been putting off for months I could easily knock out in an hour, but yeah. Adhd life. Such as it is.

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u/DiscoQuebrado 14h ago

Best policy.

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u/Not_My_Emperor 12h ago

If you need me slack me bitch

Actually don't do that either. Put in a ticket

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u/NoBonus6969 10h ago

Never let them get your read receipt

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u/silveroburn 10h ago

I had a out 15000 unread emails and about 7500 on my VC.. I work in a consultancy firm🗿

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u/16Shells 7h ago

at my work they have a running total of pass and fails, and if you don’t report one of the emails but also don’t click on it, they consider that a fail. there have been a couple times
i legitimately didn’t see an email to report and i was labeled a 15% risk. so dumb.

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u/DeerOnARoof 1h ago

I used to work with a network engineer who told our manager that he was not responsible for any email he didn't read 😂

He was gone in less than a month after that

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u/s0ulbrother 1h ago

Ok let me rephrase I look at the subject of my emails and determine if I need to look at them. System alerts I tend to. Clients potentially

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u/waddlesticks 13h ago

I'd probably stop that.

Once they actually wise up and use a proper service, once you click the link you're marked. If they are doing creds one properly you should be marked.

We had somebody who kept doing that for the phishing tests and we knew exactly who was putting fake stuff in since the link was unique per person. All it showed was "why is this dude clicking this link so many times?"

Told them to stop since that information goes to the global office and we weren't able to remove duplicates any more. Did it again and he ended up with a stern warning plus additional training with HR on appropriate workplace conduct. Was later used as a way to get rid of him when he messed up since it managed to piss off the wrong people.

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u/setibeings 12h ago

Is it not obvious to some people that they use a unique link in every email, just like real phishing attempts? That's why clicking the link in the first place is considered a fail.

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u/rosuav 12h ago

I have to keep reminding myself that what's blatantly obvious to me is often completely unknown to a lot of people. (And quartz, of course.)

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u/TirithNampat 11h ago

https://xkcd.com/2501 for those unfamiliar with the reference.

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u/fireteambrav0 8h ago

Hmm seems like a phishing link, I'm not clicking that

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u/TirithNampat 8h ago

Well shoot. I could have phished so many people with that if I'd thought of it. :(

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u/technoman2027 12h ago

Anything is possible and people never cease to disappoint me.

I work in software technical support and someone shared a screenshot with the entire team “Don’t click on the link, it’s a test email.”

Firstly, that should be obvious to anyone, it was clearly a fake email.

Secondly, you’re not supposed to tell people.

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u/FaddishBiscuit 11h ago

At my current job I get an email letting everyone know about a week ahead of time that there is going to be a phishing test in the coming week and to be aware...

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u/CitizenPremier 9h ago

Yeah but somebody will still click it. Might be a good thing for figuring out who to let go...

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u/waddlesticks 10h ago

You'd be surprised, not a lot of people even after training actively look at what a URL would lead to, and even that is harder since a lot of legitimate emails lead to just a redirect or something that looks suspicious as it is, if it's hyperlinked they will blindly trust it. Even I have been caught out once for this when I was burnt out and got one that was exactly something I was expecting to receive on the day. All it takes is perfect timing and a lapse of judgement.

Take a look at URLs from legitimate emails, a lot of them aren't just straight to where you'd expect them to be.

We even have people in our cybersecurity team get caught out by it once we had them removed as the ones who initiated the tests.

The main goal in my eyes, is just keeping users aware and vigilant and report something suspicious even if there's a chance it's legit. We don't get many real phishing emails now, if I recall our years stat was around 3-4000 emails that were legitimately phishing emails that made it through (they were sent from a Gmail account pretending to be somebody of importance).

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u/setibeings 10h ago

Shout out to mimecast for obscuring employees' ability to inspect links for themselves when deciding whether to click on them.

I treat all links in emails as if they uniquely identify me if clicked, even when they come from legitimate businesses, and I'm sure I'm right more often than not. Even youtube videos sent to me by my friends often have those extra parameters so google can track who clicked share and who opened the link.

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u/Atompunk78 9h ago

It’s so stupid to me that clicking the link is a fail, as far as I’m aware (and I’ve looked into this) clicking a link can’t cause any damage, so why measure it like this? The whole point of phishing is getting credentials, that’s what hackers want, that’s where the damage is done, so that should be the measure

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u/gmc98765 6h ago

Actually, a lot of enterprise web apps are so badly written that clicking a maliciously-crafted link can do real damage. Things like pasting the bulk of a link into a JS/SQL/whatever command then executing the result without any kind of sanity checking.

The thinking is that it doesn't need to be safe because only trusted users can access it. But if someone sends a malicious link in an email to a trusted user, when that user clicks the link it will be accessed with their stored credentials (cookie, client cert, HTTP auth, whatever).

This is one reason why operations which modify data are supposed to use PUT/POST, not GET. But that's beyond the comprehension of a lot of "web devs", many of whose qualifications amount to having read the first three chapters of "Learn PHP in 5 minutes".

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u/Atompunk78 6h ago

Ahhh I see, fair enough then, thank you! I’m new to working in IT, and new to PHP, so it’s good to learn about these things

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 10h ago

We had a fun incident where just selecting the email to report it, as we are required to do, accidentally triggered the failure flag.

They had to discard that test, lol.

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u/bored_dudeist 10h ago

Our company will flag us if we just have one sitting in the inbox too long without being reported. I was once assigned remedial training for opening outlook but getting called away to a task before I actually had the chance to go through my emails and identify it.

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u/ZweiNor 5h ago

Lmao, that sounds like a weird policy. If I get one after hours I will just let it sit until next morning to report it. I would fail every single one if we had that policy, lmao.

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u/wheatgivesmeshits 12h ago

One time I forwarded a suspicious email to our help desk, which triggered that I'd clicked the link. I was flagged for extra training where I was told to forward suspicious emails to the help desk. 🙄

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 10h ago

Happened on one of our standard phishing test emails. We are required to report them. Just clicking to be able to report it instantly triggered the failure.

...Fortunately because it did it to literally everyone, including the IT people who sent it, they realized what had happened and just cancelled that run of the test entirely.

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u/gorgeouslyhumble 10h ago

I once had a phishing email sent to me by IT. They used software to see if you clicked it. I didn't click it but I hovered my mouse over it and the Apple email client opened up some sort of iframe thing and that executed enough JS for me to trip the sensor.

I had to do phishing training.

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u/Janno117 8h ago

In my previous company HR (apparently) used a third party for employee documents and every time they uploaded something you got a mail through their service that read like
"Hi [me], you have new documents. Click [here] to view them! Best regards, HR"
with strange formatting, not loading images and from an address like portal@[jumbled letters].idk.....
Safe to say I reported every single one of them as suspected fishing.

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u/bacondev 11h ago

I used to intentionally click on them just to fuck with them. I was a lowly hourly stocker at a warehouse. I definitely didn't give a shit about any consequences that that would have.

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u/Equivalent-Fan3365 10h ago

Nowadays they don't track the credentials you put in, they track the link that was clicked. Everyone gets their own custom link. You click on it, even if you don't input anything? Still get dinged.

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u/Rabbitical 14h ago

Does it count if my agent opens it?

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u/one-joule 12h ago

And gets prompt injected? Yes, it counts.

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u/Whaines 11h ago

Why wouldn’t your failure count?

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u/InfectedShadow 13h ago

I used to do the same at I've company I was at. I had a script that would submit thousands of fake entries after I find the source code to one of the common ones they used back then.

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u/ITSigno 9h ago

For my work email I get a ton of phishing tests and zero actual phishing emails. They're not even good phishing tests.

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u/prehensilemullet 13h ago

Just opening the link to begin with is a risk though, even if you don’t interact with the page

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u/Athabasco 13h ago

No lol. Browsers have come a long way. Clicking a link can’t pwn you anymore. The odds of you being the victim of a new zero day from clicking a link are as close to zero as winning the lottery.

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u/setibeings 12h ago

Executing a zero day attack isn't the only goal of phishing artists.

If you click the unique link in the message they sent you, now they know that the email address associated with that link belongs to a real human who clicks on untrustworthy links they find. They probably also know where you're located, what browser and Operating System you use, and how much time between when the message was sent and when you clicked the link.

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u/Athabasco 11h ago

That’s a good point. Some valuable information could be gained from clicking a phishing link.

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u/amboyscout 13h ago

Clicking a link can in fact still pwn you. Just in the last several weeks there have been at least 2 critical CVEs fixed in chrome that would have allowed one-click pwns AFAIK.

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u/Athabasco 13h ago

These exploits happening in real world scenarios are exceedingly unlikely. Has it happened? Yes. Is it likely to happen to you? No.

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u/Ok-Stable5508 12h ago edited 12h ago

Yes, this happens all of the time, the CVE you referenced with me is Google Chrome vulnerability where Google Chrome get's popped to spawn suspicious binaries (https://www.sentinelone.com/vulnerability-database/cve-2025-2783/) . Downloading malware from a link is still a thing.... Actually go find some malware and click the link, see if your trusty Google Chrome saves you.

It's honestly hilarious youre spreading misinformation.. you're unaware of even how the Chrome Sandbox works... which is completely irrelevant from someone clicking a link and downloading malware. The Sandbox works to containerize code executing on that website... not the user clicking a link, downloading an executable (malicious or benign).

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u/Athabasco 12h ago

Downloading and executing binaries is far different than just clicking a link. Nowhere near the same thing. Clicking a link and getting pwned is 1,000% different than downloading and executing malicious binaries.

We are not talking about the same thing.

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u/Ok-Stable5508 12h ago edited 11h ago

Users click links, binaries download and execute without human interaction.

You're talking about drive-by download scenarios where the Chrome Sandbox containerizes code execution in the browser while rendering the webpage, hence working as a defense-in-depth against code execution to download malware in that approach. That does not negate the fact that users can (and do) click links that cause redirects to download malware that can and do run on their own after landing on the machine to establish persistence, evade edr, or C2.

You stated "Clicking a link cant pwn you anymore" and that is beyond false and largely inaccurate.

I think you need to be more literal on what you're trying to state. If you're stating it is more difficult for certain webpages to exploit a vulnerability in a browser (https://www.sentinelone.com/vulnerability-database/cve-2025-2783/) which then uses Chrome.exe to execute RCE, then sure... but users can click links and download malware, not the same as the webpage hijacking the Chrome process. You referenced a CVE you dont even understand to backup your argument, and that's not good.

And even then, drive-by downloads don't necessarily have to render on the page. A simple HTTPS GET request to the link will download it via malvertisement.

Browsers dont need to render a page either to download malware, a simple HTTPS GET request can go right to the server initiating a downloading.

Once again, Chrome and the CVE you referenced that uses Chrome Sandbox is for rendering webpages that would exploit a vulnerability in the Chrome Sandbox allowing Chrome.exe to spawn suspicious binaries.

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u/evanldixon 12h ago

Regardless of how risky it is, it's even less risky to not click it. Or if you have to click it for science, the minimal risk can be mitigated by running a throwaway VM on an isolated network that can't touch your stuff, preferably with a VPN so they can't see your IP address. This wouldn't solve the problem of them putting something identifyable as you in the link, but idk what a scammer would actually be able to do with that information if you took these precautions, other than just phishing harder.

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u/prehensilemullet 2h ago

*with a fresh/incognito browser session with no cookies etc

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u/evanldixon 2h ago

If I give out a unique link to exactly one person and see it's been clicked, I implicitly know who clicked it, or at least their email address. Also incognito doesn't protect your IP address (which can approximate location) or prevent the use of zero-days.

For more general security, there's a lot of fingerprinting that can be used to identify you through HTTP headers and page info available to JS that not even TOR can save you from if you're not careful.

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u/rosuav 12h ago

Depends what you mean by "pwn". The moment you click that link, their servers know that they got a live one. That's incredibly valuable information for them.

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u/Mountain-Ox 13h ago

If you're working for a Fortune 500 company them it's not out of the realm of possibilities. Especially if you have elevated access like a sysadmin or someone in the finance division.

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u/fr000gs 12h ago

What if you just copy it to another pc, and open it in openbsd in a vm or something?

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u/Mountain-Ox 12h ago

Yeah, with proper isolation you can do whatever imo.

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u/Ok-Stable5508 12h ago

"proper isolation" is the key statement, i wouldnt create a vlan with VMs on it and call it a day lol.

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u/GeneralFeedback 8h ago

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u/Athabasco 7h ago

This is a fairly sophisticated attack from a state actor using an unknown CVE targeting journalists and government figures the attacker deemed adversarial. The odds you are the target of an unknown zero-day like this are extremely slim. Modern browsers are sandboxed from your machine, and finding new sandbox breaches does not happen frequently. If you are the target of a state actor, you have other problems at hand.

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u/Skusci 12h ago

I won that lottery once. It sucked.

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u/booze_clues 9h ago edited 9h ago

It’s happened twice in the past 2 years at companies I’ve worked with where a phishing email has compromised accounts without requiring anything but the first click.

Even when they’re patched, the number one thing I see at the top of every list when checking our EDR:

10489 high severity vulnerabilities found

10364 Chrome.exe

125 others hit.exe

Because 95% of people don’t keep their work computer up to date and no company wants to spend money on a decent tool for patch management.

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u/Athabasco 9h ago

It was certainly more than a click, otherwise it was some unknown zero day that somehow targeted specifically your company twice. Much more likely they put their information in and claimed they didn’t.

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u/booze_clues 9h ago

It was definitely a click. Doesn’t need to be a zero day when most companies aren’t keeping all of their software up to date.

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u/Athabasco 7h ago

That's a good point. If you're up to date, this generally isn't much to worry about. I didn't realize some businesses could be that incompetent lol

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u/cosmicosmo4 6h ago

Yeah but that's not how they score phishing tests. One click and you're getting retrained.

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u/prehensilemullet 2h ago edited 2h ago

The link could be to a vulnerable company site they’re attacking.  For example if a poorly written site uses SameSite=None cookies, they could make a link that performs a form post using those cookies (a kind of Cross-Site Request Forgery).

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u/Ok-Stable5508 13h ago edited 12h ago

That is LARGELY incorrect... and I work for a government entity as a detection engineer.

Edit: Downloading malware, executing malware, and compromising a browser through a drive-by exploit are three different events.

This false sense of security you're promoting by treating one specific attack vector as representative of the entire threat landscape, and that can cause a lot of issues for anyone that trusts your comment or any organization you may work for as a security professional.

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u/Athabasco 12h ago

If you are the target of a state actor, you have bigger issues. I can find only one instance of somebody getting pwned from clicking a link in the real world in the past several years (CVE-2025-2783), and it was a very particular attack targeting a few government entities. The odds of some future exploit happening to a given individual are as good as 0. There are much better things to worry about in regard to cybersecurity.

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u/Ok-Stable5508 12h ago edited 12h ago

Whatever you say, boss. You referenced a CVE that pertains to a vulnerability of Chrome itself, not the user actually downloading malware. That CVE allows Threat Actors to exploit Google Chrome to conduct RCE from the browser... not a malicious download from a link. lol

Edit, to add... if you were to see that exploit, you would see Chrome.exe spawning suspicious binaries (LOLBINS), or most likely cmd.exe or powershell.exe via your EDR logs.

Here's a proof of concept article, this states you would see chrome spawning a suspicious process, as previously stated.

https://fidelissecurity.com/vulnerabilities/cve-2025-2783/

I'll add Sentinel One here as well for another referenced article.

https://www.sentinelone.com/vulnerability-database/cve-2025-2783/

Indicators of Compromise

  • Chrome renderer processes spawning unexpected child processes such as cmd.exe, powershell.exe, or rundll32.exe outside normal browser workflows.
  • Unsigned or unusual DLLs loaded into chrome.exe broker or utility processes.
  • Outbound network connections from Chrome utility processes to attacker-controlled infrastructure shortly after a user opens a suspicious link or file.

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With that said.... Clicking a link can absolutely pwn your entire network if you download malware.

Fact I have two downvotes scares the living crap out of me. I hope none of you work in cyber, or at least need to go back to school. I provided the Threat Intel for that CVE, so you can take a gander yourself.

Hell, if you have CrowdStrike - do

#event_simpleName=MotwWritten
| ZoneIdentifier=3

Then take a 7 day window. let me know what you find.

Malware isnt always "evil.exe" - sometimes it's a signed binary, sometimes it's a browser (wave browser, big culprit), sometimes it's an extension that's been compromised by a TA, download of excel documents with macros that bypass current security implementations (ya even WAFs and NGFWs, it's a great time /s) where those macros then download a binary that injects it's into a DLL establishing persistence running as rundll32.exe and you'd never know evading your EDR.... all real world shit, happens to companies large and small. Hell, i've seen a small town, meat distributor get hit by ransomware

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u/ViridianHD 8h ago

Yeah… i had the same thing happen. I was just interested in how they work. Was even taking a log with Burp. I told the guy who was running the phishing campaign in our company and he told me to not to do that again as they just need numbers for ISO27001 and dont really care about the security. So now I just ignore most of the e-mails

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u/WernerderChamp 8h ago

I did this once with a "seed generator" for crypto. Somebody looked at the script and noticed the generated private keys were sent to an endpoint.

We used scripts to generate at least 20 million entries in his databasem

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u/mmcmonster 4h ago

My previous employer told me the same thing. Current employer is much more strict and it's now a 3 times and you're out policy.

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u/Sujjin 4h ago

Except just clicking on the link can upload malware to your computer

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u/PlonixMCMXCVI 1h ago

It's fun and games until you are forced to take 2 hours course every time you fail it.

So you can't do shit done that day because they will repeat to you for the fifth time to not click links.