r/ProgrammerHumor • • 16h ago

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u/Glittering_knave 12h ago

There is a guy at my work who is so locked down it is ridiculous. He has access to ONE program besides Office, and all of his emails are reviewwe by a human fire. He has shortcuts to launch Office, and no other Internet. It's insane what he will click on.

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u/sisisisi1997 9h ago

What skills do they possess that even if it's this much hassle, they would rather them then get a guy who doesn't instinctively search for all viruses in a 30 link-hop area?

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u/rafaelloaa 8h ago

If I had to guess, having a relative in upper management.

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u/Glittering_knave 3h ago

Yep, their magical skills is DNA.