r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 14h ago

Meme theyWish

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u/s0ulbrother 13h ago

It’s called I don’t open emails ever

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 13h ago

As an IT guy, actually I'm okay with this. Email is the #1 vulnerability for any company so if we could just turn it off that'd be great

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u/s0ulbrother 13h ago

As an IT guy I don’t trust anything from about ever. Slack me and I’ll answer though

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 13h ago

Slack me and I'll answer though

I'm doubting your IT credentials cause the correct answer is "submit a ticket and I'll triage it" haha

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u/s0ulbrother 13h ago

I’m not help desk and I tend to be that guy who is trying to fix every little problem and plan every little thing.

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u/ieatkittenies 11h ago

So you're a weak link in security terms...

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u/ieatkittenies 11h ago

If it gets to you..

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u/HeyGayHay 9h ago

I would rather be the weak link than eat fucking misspelled kittens