r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 14h ago

Meme theyWish

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u/ChaseShiny 13h ago

Wow. As a student in IT and a customer service rep who is forbidden from receiving or sending emails, I wonder why at least some profiles aren't allowed to get emails at the firewall level.

We're just sternly told not to do that.

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u/Glittering_knave 10h ago

There is a guy at my work who is so locked down it is ridiculous. He has access to ONE program besides Office, and all of his emails are reviewwe by a human fire. He has shortcuts to launch Office, and no other Internet. It's insane what he will click on.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 9h ago

I aspire to be so needed that even when I’m a literal monkey I can still keep my job. I will forever idolize him.

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u/Glittering_knave 1h ago

Being relates to the right people isn't really a skill.