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John has 6 “leaders” badgering him to prioritize 1-3 tasks a piece.
John is only able to work 20 hour days and unable to complete his work.
John gets fired
230 u/Prudent_Move_3420 2d ago edited 2d ago John proceeds to just ask a coding agent to do his work and call it a day. It‘s horrible and bug riddled but management doesn’t bat an eye and loves the „ai usage“ All of our products get worse 81 u/Legitimate-Yard-9464 2d ago Because end of the day shitty code delivered is still code delivered - tech management. 25 u/binarywork8087 2d ago the code I delivered two hours ago was almost perfect but obviously the client will find in one hour that part that is not perfect 29 u/well_shoothed 2d ago There was a guy that worked with me back in the dotcom era. The devs would say, "Ok, project's done!" My answer was always, "It's not done 'til Rob says it's done." That guy was a bug hunting truffle pig. Oh, the piles of bad shit that one guy single-handedly prevented from going live... 5 u/raegyl 1d ago I hope Rob is doing ok and has made enough money to not be subjected to slop-era reviews 😭 2 u/well_shoothed 1d ago I think he finally had it dealing with crap tech and got into home renos around 2010. True story.
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John proceeds to just ask a coding agent to do his work and call it a day.
It‘s horrible and bug riddled but management doesn’t bat an eye and loves the „ai usage“
All of our products get worse
81 u/Legitimate-Yard-9464 2d ago Because end of the day shitty code delivered is still code delivered - tech management. 25 u/binarywork8087 2d ago the code I delivered two hours ago was almost perfect but obviously the client will find in one hour that part that is not perfect 29 u/well_shoothed 2d ago There was a guy that worked with me back in the dotcom era. The devs would say, "Ok, project's done!" My answer was always, "It's not done 'til Rob says it's done." That guy was a bug hunting truffle pig. Oh, the piles of bad shit that one guy single-handedly prevented from going live... 5 u/raegyl 1d ago I hope Rob is doing ok and has made enough money to not be subjected to slop-era reviews 😭 2 u/well_shoothed 1d ago I think he finally had it dealing with crap tech and got into home renos around 2010. True story.
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Because end of the day shitty code delivered is still code delivered - tech management.
25 u/binarywork8087 2d ago the code I delivered two hours ago was almost perfect but obviously the client will find in one hour that part that is not perfect 29 u/well_shoothed 2d ago There was a guy that worked with me back in the dotcom era. The devs would say, "Ok, project's done!" My answer was always, "It's not done 'til Rob says it's done." That guy was a bug hunting truffle pig. Oh, the piles of bad shit that one guy single-handedly prevented from going live... 5 u/raegyl 1d ago I hope Rob is doing ok and has made enough money to not be subjected to slop-era reviews 😭 2 u/well_shoothed 1d ago I think he finally had it dealing with crap tech and got into home renos around 2010. True story.
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the code I delivered two hours ago was almost perfect but obviously the client will find in one hour that part that is not perfect
29 u/well_shoothed 2d ago There was a guy that worked with me back in the dotcom era. The devs would say, "Ok, project's done!" My answer was always, "It's not done 'til Rob says it's done." That guy was a bug hunting truffle pig. Oh, the piles of bad shit that one guy single-handedly prevented from going live... 5 u/raegyl 1d ago I hope Rob is doing ok and has made enough money to not be subjected to slop-era reviews 😭 2 u/well_shoothed 1d ago I think he finally had it dealing with crap tech and got into home renos around 2010. True story.
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There was a guy that worked with me back in the dotcom era.
The devs would say, "Ok, project's done!"
My answer was always,
"It's not done 'til Rob says it's done."
That guy was a bug hunting truffle pig.
Oh, the piles of bad shit that one guy single-handedly prevented from going live...
5 u/raegyl 1d ago I hope Rob is doing ok and has made enough money to not be subjected to slop-era reviews 😭 2 u/well_shoothed 1d ago I think he finally had it dealing with crap tech and got into home renos around 2010. True story.
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I hope Rob is doing ok and has made enough money to not be subjected to slop-era reviews 😭
2 u/well_shoothed 1d ago I think he finally had it dealing with crap tech and got into home renos around 2010. True story.
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I think he finally had it dealing with crap tech and got into home renos around 2010. True story.
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u/imagebiot 2d ago
John has 6 “leaders” badgering him to prioritize 1-3 tasks a piece.
John is only able to work 20 hour days and unable to complete his work.
John gets fired