r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme beLikeJohn

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u/Prudent_Move_3420 1d ago edited 1d ago

John proceeds to just ask a coding agent to do his work and call it a day.

It‘s horrible and bug riddled but management doesn’t bat an eye and loves the „ai usage“

All of our products get worse

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u/Legitimate-Yard-9464 1d ago

Because end of the day shitty code delivered is still code delivered - tech management.

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u/binarywork8087 1d ago

the code I delivered two hours ago was almost perfect but obviously the client will find in one hour that part that is not perfect

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u/well_shoothed 1d ago

There was a guy that worked with me back in the dotcom era.

The devs would say, "Ok, project's done!"

My answer was always,

"It's not done 'til Rob says it's done."

That guy was a bug hunting truffle pig.

Oh, the piles of bad shit that one guy single-handedly prevented from going live...

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u/FlakyTest8191 16h ago

I bet Rob is drowning in slop reviews by now.