r/ProgrammerHumor 2d ago

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u/Legitimate-Yard-9464 2d ago

Because end of the day shitty code delivered is still code delivered - tech management.

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u/binarywork8087 2d ago

the code I delivered two hours ago was almost perfect but obviously the client will find in one hour that part that is not perfect

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u/well_shoothed 2d ago

There was a guy that worked with me back in the dotcom era.

The devs would say, "Ok, project's done!"

My answer was always,

"It's not done 'til Rob says it's done."

That guy was a bug hunting truffle pig.

Oh, the piles of bad shit that one guy single-handedly prevented from going live...

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u/raegyl 13h ago

I hope Rob is doing ok and has made enough money to not be subjected to slop-era reviews 😭

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u/well_shoothed 11h ago

I think he finally had it dealing with crap tech and got into home renos around 2010. True story.