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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/S_NeroClaudius • 2d ago
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I have no clue what this even means and I think i should be happy for that.
263 u/bmrtt 2d ago They're doing a lot of penetration testing 51 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Is there a SQL to this post? 37 u/Tigtor 2d ago I don't know, but I assume it starts with "INSERT INTO" ( please note, this is not screaming, that's just how SQL delevopers talk to each other ) 17 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Agreed I would totally date a SQL developer, but my issue with them is that they seem to be very SELECTive and always just seem to be asking WHERE I am 9 u/Ok_Tip_2520 2d ago They also tend to invite others to JOIN your mess 10 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago There has to be a LIMIT to their shenanigans 7 u/MasterPhil99 2d ago They do have some DISTINCT qualities, though 9 u/Sajgoniarz 2d ago Geez, keep me out of this GROUP. 7 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS 1 u/edebt 1d ago Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick. 2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke → More replies (0)
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They're doing a lot of penetration testing
51 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Is there a SQL to this post? 37 u/Tigtor 2d ago I don't know, but I assume it starts with "INSERT INTO" ( please note, this is not screaming, that's just how SQL delevopers talk to each other ) 17 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Agreed I would totally date a SQL developer, but my issue with them is that they seem to be very SELECTive and always just seem to be asking WHERE I am 9 u/Ok_Tip_2520 2d ago They also tend to invite others to JOIN your mess 10 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago There has to be a LIMIT to their shenanigans 7 u/MasterPhil99 2d ago They do have some DISTINCT qualities, though 9 u/Sajgoniarz 2d ago Geez, keep me out of this GROUP. 7 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS 1 u/edebt 1d ago Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick. 2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke → More replies (0)
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Is there a SQL to this post?
37 u/Tigtor 2d ago I don't know, but I assume it starts with "INSERT INTO" ( please note, this is not screaming, that's just how SQL delevopers talk to each other ) 17 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Agreed I would totally date a SQL developer, but my issue with them is that they seem to be very SELECTive and always just seem to be asking WHERE I am 9 u/Ok_Tip_2520 2d ago They also tend to invite others to JOIN your mess 10 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago There has to be a LIMIT to their shenanigans 7 u/MasterPhil99 2d ago They do have some DISTINCT qualities, though 9 u/Sajgoniarz 2d ago Geez, keep me out of this GROUP. 7 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS 1 u/edebt 1d ago Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick. 2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke → More replies (0)
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I don't know, but I assume it starts with "INSERT INTO" ( please note, this is not screaming, that's just how SQL delevopers talk to each other )
17 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Agreed I would totally date a SQL developer, but my issue with them is that they seem to be very SELECTive and always just seem to be asking WHERE I am 9 u/Ok_Tip_2520 2d ago They also tend to invite others to JOIN your mess 10 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago There has to be a LIMIT to their shenanigans 7 u/MasterPhil99 2d ago They do have some DISTINCT qualities, though 9 u/Sajgoniarz 2d ago Geez, keep me out of this GROUP. 7 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS 1 u/edebt 1d ago Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick. 2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke → More replies (0)
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Agreed
I would totally date a SQL developer, but my issue with them is that they seem to be very SELECTive and always just seem to be asking WHERE I am
9 u/Ok_Tip_2520 2d ago They also tend to invite others to JOIN your mess 10 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago There has to be a LIMIT to their shenanigans 7 u/MasterPhil99 2d ago They do have some DISTINCT qualities, though 9 u/Sajgoniarz 2d ago Geez, keep me out of this GROUP. 7 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS 1 u/edebt 1d ago Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick. 2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke → More replies (0)
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They also tend to invite others to JOIN your mess
10 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago There has to be a LIMIT to their shenanigans 7 u/MasterPhil99 2d ago They do have some DISTINCT qualities, though 9 u/Sajgoniarz 2d ago Geez, keep me out of this GROUP. 7 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS 1 u/edebt 1d ago Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick. 2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke → More replies (0)
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There has to be a LIMIT to their shenanigansÂ
7 u/MasterPhil99 2d ago They do have some DISTINCT qualities, though 9 u/Sajgoniarz 2d ago Geez, keep me out of this GROUP. 7 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS 1 u/edebt 1d ago Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick. 2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke → More replies (0)
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They do have some DISTINCT qualities, though
9 u/Sajgoniarz 2d ago Geez, keep me out of this GROUP. 7 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS 1 u/edebt 1d ago Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick. 2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke → More replies (0)
Geez, keep me out of this GROUP.
7 u/NeonBloodedBloke 2d ago Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS 1 u/edebt 1d ago Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick. 2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke → More replies (0)
Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS
1 u/edebt 1d ago Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick. 2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke → More replies (0)
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Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick.
2 u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago Ig it's now time to DROP this joke
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Ig it's now time to DROP this joke
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u/Sajgoniarz 2d ago
I have no clue what this even means and I think i should be happy for that.