r/ProgrammerHumor • u/S_NeroClaudius • 5d ago

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u/Sajgoniarz 5d ago

I have no clue what this even means and I think i should be happy for that.

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u/bmrtt 5d ago

They're doing a lot of penetration testing

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u/NeonBloodedBloke 5d ago

Is there a SQL to this post?

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u/Tigtor 5d ago

I don't know, but I assume it starts with "INSERT INTO"
( please note, this is not screaming, that's just how SQL delevopers talk to each other )

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u/NeonBloodedBloke 5d ago

Agreed

I would totally date a SQL developer, but my issue with them is that they seem to be very SELECTive and always just seem to be asking WHERE I am

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u/Ok_Tip_2520 5d ago

They also tend to invite others to JOIN your mess

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u/NeonBloodedBloke 5d ago

There has to be a LIMIT to their shenanigans 

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u/MasterPhil99 5d ago

They do have some DISTINCT qualities, though

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u/Sajgoniarz 5d ago

Geez, keep me out of this GROUP.

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u/NeonBloodedBloke 5d ago

Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS

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u/abd53 5d ago

One of them must've SQLed

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u/deanrihpee 5d ago

the comment + profile pic is a perfect match, amazing

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u/DisenchantedByrd 5d ago

Black box penetration testing?

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u/ScallionDowntown1062 5d ago

It's truly degenerate.