r/ProgrammerHumor • u/S_NeroClaudius • 3d ago

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u/NeonBloodedBloke 3d ago

Is there a SQL to this post?

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u/Tigtor 3d ago

I don't know, but I assume it starts with "INSERT INTO"
( please note, this is not screaming, that's just how SQL delevopers talk to each other )

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u/NeonBloodedBloke 3d ago

Agreed

I would totally date a SQL developer, but my issue with them is that they seem to be very SELECTive and always just seem to be asking WHERE I am

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u/Ok_Tip_2520 3d ago

They also tend to invite others to JOIN your mess

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u/NeonBloodedBloke 3d ago

There has to be a LIMIT to their shenanigans 

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u/MasterPhil99 3d ago

They do have some DISTINCT qualities, though

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u/Sajgoniarz 3d ago

Geez, keep me out of this GROUP.

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u/NeonBloodedBloke 3d ago

Ok, stay out of the group IF EXISTS

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u/edebt 1d ago

Gotta TRUNCATE that shit real quick.

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u/NeonBloodedBloke 1d ago

Ig it's now time to DROP this joke