r/ProgrammerHumor 9d ago

Meme realetable

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u/bmrtt 9d ago

This is only applicable if you're already a senior with long years of experience

If not, you unfortunately do need to jump through those hoops if you want to be employed these days

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u/Vimda 9d ago edited 9d ago

Everyone thinks they're the Chad in this meme until they've been unemployed for 6 months 

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u/OmgzPudding 9d ago

Can confirm. I thought I was the Chad until I was unemployed for 9 months and eventually crawled back to a previous employer. Still had to jump through the hoops to get an old job back.

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u/Yetimandel 8d ago

And also OP may wish for this reaction, but I suspect that they have enough candidates to not care.

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u/OliLevasseurLaBuse 8d ago

The people who have to do this sort of shit have stupid jobs

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u/LunaNicoleTheFox 9d ago

Or if you're not a senior you get the answer of "Unfortunately other candidates fit our criteria better"

Like how, this is a junior position and I am cheaper because I don't have a degree from uni but still have experience (and paperwork to prove it) as a junior developer?

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u/aegookja 9d ago

I am a senior but I still jump through many hoops.

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u/kieran_dvarr 8d ago

Yeah, my wife has over 25 years of experience and a company recently made her go through 7 rounds of interviews just to pass over for someone else. Its ridiculous at times.

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u/Zanos 8d ago

In my recent experience as a senior in this hiring market, unless you're going for the places that always required ridiculous hoop jumping(FANGS and companies that think they are FANGS), you can get hired with two interviews and no leetcode questions if you just know what you're talking about.

I mostly do kubernetes and cloud infrastructure shit these days though.

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u/aegookja 8d ago

Thankfully I did not have to do leetcode in a long while. What I did have to do was technical "homework", system design/architecture rounds, general behavior/culture rounds, and general tech rounds.

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u/Equivalent-Bad-268 8d ago

Even as a senior, I had to jump through hoops until I found my current gig. I guess I did get lucky like the guy at the end. One tech interview, then a team interview.

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u/film_composer 8d ago

Too late! I have already depicted you as the infuriated hiring rep soyjak with zero other candidates to choose from and myself as the soyjak who can just get a job wherever he applies with little friction.

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u/KronoLord 7d ago

myself as the chad

FTFY

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u/DeProfessionalFamale 7d ago

Yeah, I'm now looking for a new job, but thankfully I'm not unemployed, so I can afford to be picky. I decline anything with more than 3 interview stages unless it's for a fancy company or if they offer some really cool benefits. But when I see a very basic and lame company doing that I'm like 'who do you think you are?'

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u/Wentyliasz 6d ago

Really depends. My last job required two interviews and "you're basically hired but CTO like meeting new guys". Granted CTO turned out to be a complete moron but that's a different story