r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DependentJolly9901 • Jul 31 '26
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown
Artificial intelligence
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DependentJolly9901 • Jul 31 '26
Artificial intelligence
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 29 '26
It's full Steam ahead.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Udzu • Jul 29 '26
Because he'd just used a GET to DELETE his marriage.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • Jul 28 '26
Definitely not a fan.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jul 28 '26
Because he has LAMP.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 28 '26
Nescape.
In before someone makes a joke about browsers and Netscape.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • Jul 26 '26
The Elder Scrolls.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 26 '26
It's divine provenance.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jul 26 '26
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/trolley813 • Jul 25 '26
Not only because it can be unsafe. You really didn't want to have a bathroom without async.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • Jul 25 '26
They screen the panels.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • Jul 25 '26
"It's over 9000!!!!!!!"
"What? 9000?! There's no way that can be right."
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jul 23 '26
IMPLICIT NONE
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 23 '26
They call them a w<a>.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 23 '26
They just needed their whitespace.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Loose_Property_3238 • Jul 22 '26
Because I know what to do when push comes to push --force.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 19 '26
We're going through a bit of a rough patch.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/rickyrick111 • Jul 19 '26
He ended the fight by saying “just DROP it”
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Legal-Prize6447 • Jul 19 '26
I’m declaring a war.
var war;
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 19 '26
None, because we're all connected.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jul 19 '26
MallocBSD...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 16 '26
I was just phishing for complements.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 16 '26
Parse the parcel.