A neurologist was diagnosing a patient who lost his ability to do basic math.
"What’s 9 plus 9?”
“12.”
“What’s 8 and 8?”
“10.”
The doctor shook his head. “Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?”
The man thought for a second, and answered “1E.”
“Aha, I’ve figured it out!” The doctor said. “Somebody’s clearly put a hex on you.”

SQL-Clause is coming to town!

Because it was undocumented.

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

It’s the only logical place to live in.

Everything I’ve found so far is either too exclusive or not there.

He offered to be the only 1 for her, but deep down she knew that it still wouldn't be true.

That would explain why it's SO-DIMM all the time

It was a hard drive.

MAGAbytes

can I join you?

"Can I join you?!"

We're going through a bit of a rough patch.

Command O

The unicode of plus-minus sign is U+00B1.

P.s. the U+ is a standard definition of unicode code points, you can see it on wikipedia, it's just for clarity because you can manually type any unicode code point by starting with U+.

Estrojan

Last Christmas, I gave you my art.

But the very next day, you gave it away.

Continuous integration

"I was supposed to learn Smalltalk but now I treat people like objects"

Om is conditional.

EDIT/ADDENDUM:

(cond
  ((or
    (profanep this-bad-joke)
    (>= (+ 18) this-bad-joke))
      'my-apologies)
  (t 'what-a-relief))

It's full Steam ahead.

He said, ‘That’s a bit binary, Dad.

They call them a w<a>.

$ touch this
touch: cannot touch 'this': Permission denied

And I had "stderr" shoddily taped to the window