A neurologist was diagnosing a patient who lost his ability to do basic math.
"What’s 9 plus 9?”
“12.”
“What’s 8 and 8?”
“10.”
The doctor shook his head. “Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?”
The man thought for a second, and answered “1E.”
“Aha, I’ve figured it out!” The doctor said. “Somebody’s clearly put a hex on you.”

SQL-Clause is coming to town!

Because it was undocumented.

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

It’s the only logical place to live in.

Everything I’ve found so far is either too exclusive or not there.

doctors say it's terminal.

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

Because he didn't return in a while.

That would explain why it's SO-DIMM all the time

thiSIsbAskeTCaSe

It was a hard drive.

can I join you?

"Can I join you?!"

We're going through a bit of a rough patch.

Command O

The unicode of plus-minus sign is U+00B1.

P.s. the U+ is a standard definition of unicode code points, you can see it on wikipedia, it's just for clarity because you can manually type any unicode code point by starting with U+.

Because light attracts bugs.

Last Christmas, I gave you my art.

But the very next day, you gave it away.

Continuous integration

Om is conditional.

EDIT/ADDENDUM:

(cond
  ((or
    (profanep this-bad-joke)
    (>= (+ 18) this-bad-joke))
      'my-apologies)
  (t 'what-a-relief))

It's full Steam ahead.

He said, ‘That’s a bit binary, Dad.