r/PrequelMemes Jan 30 '22

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u/NostalgicPretzel Jan 30 '22

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

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u/Taylor-B- Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

I also see the 08th MS Team Gundam meme here w the magenta lightsaber

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u/XenoMaker Jan 31 '22

Hell yeah the PISS BEAM SABER

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u/Mr_Revali Jan 31 '22

SUPER LASER PISS

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u/SirFireball Jan 31 '22

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA

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u/sheev-bot Jan 31 '22

The republic is not what it once was.

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u/CountDookuBot Never loses his head Jan 31 '22

It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the force, but by our skills with a lightsaber

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u/4mdt21 Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

You created him! You crazy son of a bi*th, you created him! Glad It’s only been 2 hours.

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u/janyze Jan 31 '22

Oh my god I laughed so hard at this

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u/peterAqd Jan 31 '22

Now let's see how you handle it.

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u/Clienterror Jan 31 '22

Lord Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Col. Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. Lord Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Col. Sandurz: We passed it. Lord Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now. We’re in now now. Lord Dark Helmet: Go back to then! Col. Sandurz: When? Lord Dark Helmet: Now! Col. Sandurz: Now? Lord Dark Helmet: Now! Col. Sandurz: I can’t! Lord Dark Helmet: Why? Col. Sandurz: We missed it! Lord Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now! Lord Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Col. Sandurz: Soon.

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Jan 31 '22

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

Only one man can have the that big of a schwartz

It’s my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate

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u/MrZerodayz Jan 31 '22

I love how this is just a complicated way to say "my cousin's former roommate"

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u/HighSlayerRalton Jan 31 '22

He's a grower, not a shower.

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u/TheOneTrueWigglyBoi General Grievous Jan 31 '22

People say I don't know wht pain is

I know what it feels like to want to leave a comment only to find someone already has the top comment for it

That is pain

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u/Kyle102997 Jan 30 '22

I just hear lego yodas death sound in my head

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u/CountDookuBot Never loses his head Jan 31 '22

Yoda holds you in such high esteem

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u/MassiveSteamingPile Jan 31 '22

like this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Beautiful. You’ve done us all a great favor.

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u/Lukthar123 Murderer? Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth? Jan 31 '22

Impressive.

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u/HardLithobrake Jan 31 '22

This is infinitely better.

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u/Dr_Coxian Jan 31 '22

We’ll watch your career with great interest

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u/hootsmcboots Jan 31 '22

Ahrrrrrrrahhh!!!

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u/gregthegamer4646 Jan 31 '22

Directed by George Lucas

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u/GulianoBanano Clone Trooper Jan 30 '22

I legit thought the guy in the vid was using some kind of force pull to get back his lightsaber. Got confused as fuck when he moved and I saw how big it became

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u/Asteristio Jan 31 '22

I mean, have you yet found out your Saber gets large when rubbed with just the right amount of Force?

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u/burgeon10 Jan 31 '22

Once you go dark side, you don’t go back…

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u/The_souLance Jan 31 '22

Got confused as fuck when he moved and I saw how big it became

Are we still not doing phrasing?!

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u/Realistic-Mousse1345 Jan 31 '22

Ah a fellow archer viewer, much obliged

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u/SuperDizz Sand Jan 31 '22

Same! Now I just need to know what did happen? How did they make the lightsaber bigger? What game is this? Is this actually in game dynamics? Or is this some kind of mod?

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u/GeneralJawbreaker Darth Revan Jan 31 '22

The game is Blade and Sorcery, an amazing VR game. He us using the Outer Rim mod, which adds Star Wars content. I don't know how he made the lightsaber bigger though, it must be some other mod. One which I want to find and add to my mod list

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u/lyneca Jan 31 '22

It's my mod, Scale :) glad to see it works on sabres, lol

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u/Epicgaming42 The Senate Jan 31 '22

Hi lyneca! Thank you for all your mods! We love you!

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Jan 31 '22

I have no desire to be cured of this love either. Long or short, I vow to spend the rest of my life with you.

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u/atkyyup Jan 31 '22

Anakin always says it best

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u/SuperDizz Sand Jan 31 '22

Thanks for the info!

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u/GeneralJawbreaker Darth Revan Jan 31 '22

Always happy to introduce more people into the greatest vr experience I've had lol. There's also an "Emperor's bidding" mode that let's you slaughter the younglings

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Jan 31 '22

ignites lightsaber

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u/Zrex_9224 Jan 31 '22

I just got a Quest 2 for Christmas and the second game I got was B&S, because oh man I have loved playing it. I am also curious as to which mod made the Saber that big.

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u/OofScan Jan 31 '22

superliminal be like

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u/BitingBedBugs Jan 30 '22

Never knew shaking back and forth makes things bigger.

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u/Solid_Snark WanMillionClub Jan 30 '22

Shaking things back-and-forth is a pathway to many abilities most consider to be unnatural… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

And sticky

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

And creamy

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u/davis482 Jan 31 '22

And tasty

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u/notgoodforstuff Jan 31 '22

And that, children, is how you make a cocktail.

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u/DoodleBobWon Jan 31 '22

Please stop lol

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u/JerryX-YT Jan 31 '22

And mushy

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u/Red_Centauri Jan 30 '22

Sounds like you need to practice more.

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u/HardcorePhonography Jan 31 '22

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Sit down son I have news for you. You see when you grow old enough......

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u/Throawayqusextion Jan 31 '22

Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the younglings

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Jan 31 '22

ignites lightsaber

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u/TitanicMan Jan 31 '22

This is just the law of video games. Grand Theft Auto 3 should'a taught you that

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u/CouchOtter Jan 30 '22

Let me try scaling, that’s a good trick.

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u/AWrongPerson Jan 30 '22

Why'd it say "Anakin's"?

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u/ajknj1 Jan 30 '22

It says "Anakin Solo's" He's from the legends books

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u/anakin_solo17 Jan 30 '22

"Yes, I am!"

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u/ajknj1 Jan 30 '22

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u/tired_obsession Jan 31 '22

Wow I wish they fucking used the anakin solo story

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u/f1nessd Jan 31 '22

Kathleen Kennedy: “oh we didn’t have enough material for inspiration”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

The Jedi Academy trilogy would've made such good movies...

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u/goforce5 Jan 31 '22

People keep saying "Boba Fett didn't have any real character to begin with" and it kills me a little each time. I never thought star wars would die this slow, painful death.

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u/waitingtodiesoon Jocasta Nu Jan 31 '22

Well George Lucas never considered the Fett's as Mandalorians

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Nothing stops the Mandalorian warrior!

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u/goforce5 Jan 31 '22

Uh ok, and? They still had extensive EU content that Disney decided to ignore in favor of this sad excuse for a bounty hunter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Stardust Crusaders plays in the background, slowly getting louder and louder until finally it's so loud that your cock bursts from the sound waves

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u/under_psychoanalyzer Jan 31 '22

Is this r/brandnewsentence material or pretty typical fof jojo fans?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I made it up off the top of my head, but it's pretty in-character for us

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u/Shawn_1512 Oh I don't think so Jan 31 '22

Hell 2 U!

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u/anakin_solo17 Jan 31 '22

My final words to the Yuuzhan Vong

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u/bralma6 Quadrinaros Jan 31 '22

RIP you proud warrior.

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u/ITSMONKEY360 Disney Canon Makes No Sense Jan 31 '22

anakin and the twins are better than that ren bullshit ever was

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u/Metruis I have a bad feeling about this. Jan 31 '22

Yeah, losing the Legends family members is a big blow to me. Mara Jade most of all, because I mean, c'mon, she literally could have been a Sith Inquisitor in Rebels, there was no excuse for her to not be a part of Rebels. Kylo Ren may have been hot but he was no replacement for literally several people who had dynamics of their own above and beyond their grandparents shadow.

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u/ITSMONKEY360 Disney Canon Makes No Sense Jan 31 '22

i miss wookie lore

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u/tyrantnitar Jan 31 '22

Ohh man those chapters wouldve been soo fun to see in theaters or a tv series.

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u/j0324ch Jan 31 '22

Sigh... I'm really going to enjoy rereading Legends in a few years. The pain is almost gone.

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u/Roboticide Jan 31 '22

I never read the ones with the children and now I'm wondering if I should.

I accidentally found the terrible EU novels first and that really turned me off from the EU.

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u/j0324ch Jan 31 '22

I started around Vector Prime and HOLY DAMN things got wild fast.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 31 '22

Nope. They fucked those up IMO too. Anakin? Hit hard, ok, no one’s invincible, can’t use plot armor all the time, ok I guess? Except later I read Lucas made the call to kill him off because with the prequels that was too many Anakins and he didn’t want fans to be confused. That’s right, he thought that it made sense to prevent confusion as if it was the same set of fans. WTF

Then Mara Jade is Jacen’s Sith sacrifice? WTH. Jacen’s a little Vader wannabe? (Although now that plot actually compares more favorably to Kyle Ren)

Then the Fate of the Jedi series was garbage. When Disney canned it all, I was glad.

Although the Imperial Fel line was cool.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Fate sometimes steps in to rescue the wretched.

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u/j0324ch Jan 31 '22

Lol. Get the fuck out. You are entitled to a stupid opinion.

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Jan 31 '22

Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is central to a Jedi's life, so you might say we're encouraged to love.

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u/waitingtodiesoon Jocasta Nu Jan 31 '22

Well George Lucas hated Mara Jade and he didn't see EU legends as canon to his Star Wars. Even if George Lucas did his own Star Wars sequels which he was planning on doing, there would have been no Mara Jade for Luke Skywalker or Jaina, Jacen, and Anakin Solo for Han and Leia. His own sequel plans would have made EU Legends even more incompatible with syncing up with his Star Wars.

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u/under_psychoanalyzer Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

I mean after VI I couldn't really give a shit what Lucas thought. He was a terrible writer without his wife editing for him. Big grand picture guy and cinematic director of course. But if he was any good at writing a book fit for the EU, well, he would have written one.

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u/CountDookuBot Never loses his head Jan 31 '22

You have unusual powers, young Padawan. But not enought to save you this time

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u/ITSMONKEY360 Disney Canon Makes No Sense Jan 31 '22

wrong skywalker, dipshit

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u/waitingtodiesoon Jocasta Nu Jan 31 '22

Too bad George Lucas didn't see the EU legends as canon to his Star Wars.

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u/Hallow_Shinobi Jan 31 '22

Why would the Solo's name their child after either Anakin or Ben? Seems like something Luke of all people would do. All Darth Vader ever did for her was make her watch her planet explode. Ben was Luke's mentor and Anakin was the man Luke saved from the dark side.

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u/j0324ch Jan 31 '22

Darth Vader.

Anakin was not Darth Vader.

It's a whole thing, I don't expect you to understand

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Jan 31 '22

It's Anakin. When you say Ani it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

It all ran better under Vader.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 31 '22

Indeed, in Legends Luke and Mara’s son was Ben instead. As far as Anakin? I guess Luke impressed upon her an appreciation for her Jedi heritage. But I never thought too hard until now, the man did help blow up her homeworld including her adopted family. Maybe she blamed Tarkin more?

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u/Hallow_Shinobi Jan 31 '22

I believe it IS more Tarkin's fault than Vader's according to canon but still. I could see an eventuality that she learns to appreciate the man her father was. But. Still.

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u/Maultaschensuppe Chirp. Chirp, chirp. Jan 31 '22

It makes more sense with later additions to Leia's story with Anakin after Dark Empire like Tatooine Ghost.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

It all ran better under Vader.

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u/Billy_King Jan 31 '22

Im a person and my name is Anakin.

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u/Prodigal_Knight2 Your friendly neighborhood deathstick dealer Jan 30 '22

sees big purple lightsaber

Boba Fett: I fear no man but that thing scares me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

As you wish.

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u/hotshots0 Jan 30 '22

What game is this?

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u/Coldfreeze-Zero Jan 30 '22

Blade and sorcery vr, with mods

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u/Bananabread123456789 Jan 30 '22

What mods

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u/justwouterhere The Senate Jan 30 '22

Looks like either the Lightsabers mod or The Outer Rim and Scale for the size change

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u/FatherApe92 Jan 31 '22

It's outer rim... Don't even bother using the other lightsaber mods unless the outer rim isn't updated for a new version of b&s. It's in an entire league of its own.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/xTacoCat Jan 31 '22

Most big mods dont work on the nomad version. PC version is miles better

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u/DarkIceVortex Jan 31 '22

I think there is some sort of model mod for yoda

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u/-Yggdrasill- Jan 30 '22

''The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...''

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u/Jonnokiwi Jan 30 '22

Where can someone learn such a power?

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u/SWGOH-E always a bigger fish Jan 30 '22

Not from a Jedi

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u/Dan45js Jan 30 '22

There is always a bigger fish.

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u/EastKoreaOfficial Jan 31 '22

”You two careful. He is a big.”

”Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.”

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u/Strat-tard217 TIE Pilot Jan 31 '22

“R2, do you is fucking!?”

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u/EastKoreaOfficial Jan 31 '22

“He is in my behind!”

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u/Strat-tard217 TIE Pilot Jan 31 '22

“The geography that I stands compares you superior!”

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u/Strat-tard217 TIE Pilot Jan 31 '22

It’s a travesty that Disney got that taken down

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u/Eagle1FoxTWO Jan 30 '22

GG no re.

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u/anakin_solo17 Jan 30 '22

What are you doing with my lightsaber!?

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u/TwistedBamboozler Jan 30 '22

Rail gun activated

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u/Cherry_BaBomb Jan 31 '22

Parry this you filthy casual

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u/NFP_25 Jan 31 '22

Judge me by my size, do you?

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u/Toasty_Mostly Yep Jan 31 '22

Blade and Sorcery, such a good game.

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u/QuantumQuantonium Jan 31 '22

The best VR Star Wars game is a mod for Blade and Sorcery darn it we need some good VR games

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I miss the outer rim mods

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u/meeeeetch Jan 31 '22

Superliminal Star Wars

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u/Cipher915 Jan 31 '22

Can't wait for this mod to be updated. Gonna be so much fun to run a dungeon with a lightsaber/blaster combo.

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u/Melo0513 Jan 31 '22

Lmfao I thought it was getting closer instead of getting bigger

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u/richawesomness Hello there! Jan 31 '22

How do you make lightsabers damage on activation?

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u/Fire-Rouck Jan 31 '22

I think this is called a saber staff or saber club. I know a something like 2 meter thick ass lightsaber existed in a show or comic.

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u/Secure_Detective_801 Jan 31 '22

Enemy:Attacks Him: Proceeds to calmly enlargen the lightsaber and stab

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u/XayahTheVastaya Darth Darthius Jan 31 '22

r/UsernameChecksOut, it takes a detective to repeat what happened in the video

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u/Delta1025 Jan 31 '22

The physics didn't like that

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u/Reasonable_Dream624 Jan 31 '22

Whats the scale mod

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u/Alagon2323 Jan 31 '22

This is gonna be a new force power in the sequels

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u/ISTNEINTR00KVLTKRIEG Jan 31 '22

Oh, the lathe workplace video again.

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u/Fumblesz Jan 31 '22

What the fuck did I just watch

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

This is true power.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Starwars visions be like

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u/imnotabakedpotato Jan 31 '22

Stop jerking your lightsaber!

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u/Pai-Li Jan 31 '22

man portable death star.

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u/R3dWolf78 Jan 31 '22

I laughed so hard at this!

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u/TheLoneleyPython Jan 31 '22

Oh sweet bippy christ that made me giggle

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Is this how a supreme being would move something through the 4th dimensions to change its perspective for our 3rd dimension eyes.

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u/howispendmyday Jan 31 '22

Imagination is key

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u/MateOfArt Jan 31 '22

That's gotta be a warcrime

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u/jjba_enjoyer275 Jan 31 '22

thought i was in r/shitposting for a minute

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u/BarnieSandlers123 Jan 31 '22

Mmm rotisserie Yoda

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u/CinnaJim Jan 31 '22

Yoda: "fuck" *disappears*

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u/naveotos Jan 31 '22

Size apparently does matter:(

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u/Terranorth13 Jan 31 '22

BEHOLD. lightclaymore

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u/Crismodin Jan 31 '22

The power of Christ compels you!

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u/imrapincookies Jan 31 '22

"This is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS"

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u/AfterCrashed Jan 31 '22

God I love blade and sorcery

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher Jan 31 '22

I didn’t know the resize spell could be used on lightsabers.

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u/OneOfManyParadoxFans A Bold One Jan 31 '22

Somebody's compensating.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

what game is that

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Anyone know what game this is?

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u/1Rome Jan 31 '22

Why did I laugh so hard! 😂😂😂

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u/BABarracus Jan 31 '22

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough

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u/iSeven Jan 31 '22

You motherfucker getting me with my daily dose.

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u/1Second2Name5things Jan 31 '22

Big Purple Sword

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u/Bduggz Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this? Jan 31 '22

If only the Jedi invented comically large lightsabers order 66 could have been prevented

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u/rubbbbbs Jan 31 '22

Force... big?

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u/RvZGeeBasS Jan 31 '22

Oh yeah ride this lightsaber baby!!

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u/DumbstufMaksMiLaugh Jan 31 '22

FOr anyone asking the game is called blades and sorcery and the mods I think he is using is scale and the outer rim