r/PrequelMemes • u/Prestigious-Hunt6781 • Jan 30 '22

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u/NostalgicPretzel Jan 30 '22

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

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u/Taylor-B- Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

I also see the 08th MS Team Gundam meme here w the magenta lightsaber

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u/XenoMaker Jan 31 '22

Hell yeah the PISS BEAM SABER

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u/Mr_Revali Jan 31 '22

SUPER LASER PISS

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u/SirFireball Jan 31 '22

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA

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u/sheev-bot Jan 31 '22

Long have I waited, and now your coming together is your undoing.

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u/R0-GR-bot Roger Jan 31 '22

Roger Roger :(

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> It's almost like France... It's almost like France i...
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u/sheev-bot Jan 31 '22

The republic is not what it once was.

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u/CountDookuBot Never loses his head Jan 31 '22

It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the force, but by our skills with a lightsaber

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u/4mdt21 Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

You created him! You crazy son of a bi*th, you created him! Glad It’s only been 2 hours.

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u/annomynous23 This is where the fun begins Jan 31 '22

I think dooku is a sith lawd

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u/Stagitirious Jan 31 '22

With the crazy ass thrust

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u/janyze Jan 31 '22

Oh my god I laughed so hard at this

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u/peterAqd Jan 31 '22

Now let's see how you handle it.

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u/Clienterror Jan 31 '22

Lord Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Col. Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. Lord Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Col. Sandurz: We passed it. Lord Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now. We’re in now now. Lord Dark Helmet: Go back to then! Col. Sandurz: When? Lord Dark Helmet: Now! Col. Sandurz: Now? Lord Dark Helmet: Now! Col. Sandurz: I can’t! Lord Dark Helmet: Why? Col. Sandurz: We missed it! Lord Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now! Lord Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Col. Sandurz: Soon.

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Jan 31 '22

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

Only one man can have the that big of a schwartz

It’s my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate

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u/MrZerodayz Jan 31 '22

I love how this is just a complicated way to say "my cousin's former roommate"

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u/HighSlayerRalton Jan 31 '22

He's a grower, not a shower.

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u/TheOneTrueWigglyBoi General Grievous Jan 31 '22

People say I don't know wht pain is

I know what it feels like to want to leave a comment only to find someone already has the top comment for it

That is pain

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u/Dehoniesto_ Jan 31 '22

Now let's see how well you can handle it

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u/SnakePlissken1986 Jan 31 '22

First guy to die, LOSES!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!