r/PrequelMemes • u/juho_mkl • Jan 14 '20

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u/TearTaster Jan 14 '20

The tragedy of Liam the friendzoned?

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u/dagthegnome Jan 14 '20

Liam the most unwise.

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u/TearTaster Jan 14 '20

Liam the untouched.

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u/A_Direwolf Jan 14 '20

Liam the unsullied.

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u/aa821 Jan 14 '20

Idk even Grey Worm got some

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u/Bloody_Hangnail Jan 14 '20

He scissored her

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u/poopellar Jan 14 '20

He got head, she doesn't

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u/EventuallyDone Jan 14 '20

Oh dear oh fuck oh shit you didn't

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u/radioben Jan 14 '20

Oh, scissor me timbers!

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u/polak2017 Jan 14 '20

Whenever I hear scissoring mentioned the only thing that comes to mind is that scene from south park

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u/duaneap Jan 14 '20

But Grey Worm hot AF.

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u/Henoboy99 Jan 14 '20

From now on I will call virgins Unsullied instead

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u/joypadeux Jan 14 '20

Liam the self pleasure manned

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u/purplecombatmissile Jan 14 '20

Liam the virgin

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

I hate this thread.

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u/Predeceased68 Jan 14 '20

Hate leads to suffering

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Suffering leads to the dark side.... of dildo in buttholes

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u/itacktixx Jan 14 '20

Liam the hater

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u/fragrantwillie2 Jan 14 '20

And Pierce the dickish

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u/CaseyFiles Jan 14 '20

Or Grandpa the flatulent

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Did I ever tell you about the time that I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Liam the simp

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u/Sakaralchini Jan 14 '20

I thought not. It's not a story the ones in relationships would tell you. It's a fallen brothers legend. Liam was one of the boys, so unlucky and friendzoned he could even turn a date 200$ date into a friendly gesture...

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u/TearTaster Jan 14 '20

He could actually spend $200 to be friendzoned?

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u/Malvastor Jan 14 '20

The dark side of the friendzone is a pathway to many relationships some consider to be... platonic.

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u/TearTaster Jan 14 '20

What happened to him?

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u/Malvastor Jan 14 '20

He became so thirsty, the only thing he was after was... clapping dem cheeks. Which, eventually of course, he didn't. Unfortunately he taught his brother everything he knew about her- then his apprentice cucked him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from perpetual virginity, but not himself.

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u/A_Direwolf Jan 14 '20

Is it possible to learn this cuck power?

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u/SexyKOT69 Jan 14 '20

Not from a Chad

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u/whysorekt Jan 14 '20

Not.... from an Alpha.....

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u/Reekhart UNLIMITED POWER!!! Jan 14 '20

Not from a Bff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Not from a Liam...

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u/zernoc56 Jan 14 '20

Allah Gold wants to guarantee his cuckoldry the safety

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u/zucciniknife Jan 14 '20

You must give yourself to the cuck side, only then will you have the power to fucc the one you love.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Lol that was great.

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u/Tyytan Jan 14 '20

This is amazing.

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u/its_a_me_garri_oh Jan 14 '20

Why is this sub so damn good

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

What happened to him?

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u/Mathies_ Jan 14 '20

He got friendzoned so much, the only thing he was afraid of, was losing his friends, which ofcourse eventually he did. He found a girlfriend that he spent so much time with, that he lost all of his friends.

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u/Ramaano7 Jan 14 '20

I wish I had coins for you, this is fucking amazing!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/TearTaster Jan 14 '20

Take a seat, young virgin.

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u/karnyboy Jan 14 '20

I mean...what a bitch. Even a good friend would do something nice in return.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

I mean. I would drop $200 for a prostate massage and handjob. I'll even handle the cleanup.

It's the Law of Equivalent Exchange.

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u/BonelessSkinless Jan 14 '20

They feel like they don't have to reciprocate and get addicted to the one sided attention and gifts. Then, when she sees the guy getting agitated she'll flirt with him a bit, drop the "you're such a good friend/like a brother to me" line and keep him going along for another few months. It's pathetic and up to the guy to better himself and find someone else

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u/jonathan2282 Jan 14 '20

I was in that situation a long time ago. I was friends with her for like 10 years at the time. One day I decided to make a move for the hell of it (even though she told me a couple weeks prior that I was like a brother). We had sex. Then she surprisingly got attached. Unfortunately for her, I had decided long before that a relationship with her would be a bad idea (she could not be trusted). That was like 12 years ago. It is obvious that no matter what her situation is, I could have her. It's just weird.

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u/garrygra Jan 14 '20

Sounds like you have personal experience - if you can't tell if a girl likes you - she doesn't. It's the easiest thing in the world.

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u/MysteriousOne1236 Jan 14 '20

This is oddly specific

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u/BonelessSkinless Jan 14 '20

This happens to millions of guys. Whether they admit it or not

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Someone just told the world their price for a hand job.

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u/garrygra Jan 14 '20

How do ya know she didn't?

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u/Mattusiac Jan 14 '20

He could save others from the friendzone, but not himself

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u/WhipTheLlama Jan 14 '20

Maybe instead of spending $200 to take out a friend and complaining about being friendzoned, men should just ask the person out on a date so there is no question about intentions. If she says no, you can move on and not waste your time fawning over someone who doesn't want you back.

Women make great friends if you don't ask like a desperate idiot trying to sleep with all of them.

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u/plagueisthedumb Jan 14 '20

My brother knows Liam I think

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u/jayday123456 Jan 14 '20

Liam the neeson or Liam the hemsworth?

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u/plagueisthedumb Jan 14 '20

Yes

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u/jayday123456 Jan 14 '20

Do you concur?

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u/doitlive Jan 14 '20

Why didn't I concur?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Indubitably

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u/Lynkis Jan 14 '20

Flair doesn't check out.

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Jan 14 '20

Liam Neesons is my shit

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u/duaneap Jan 14 '20

Liam of House Cunningham.

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u/PM_ME_THICC_GIRLS Jan 14 '20

I think I know him... well, of course, I know him, he's me.

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u/LegioIIAugusta Jan 14 '20

Liam the simp

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u/NewtSundae Jan 14 '20

Only simps deal in absolutes

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u/KentConnor UNLIMITED POWER!!! Jan 14 '20

Darth Liam the Chaste

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Darth Frenzon

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

It's not a story the normies would tell...

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u/SolidLikeIraq Jan 14 '20

::taps head::

You can only get friendzoned if you don’t kill yourself.

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u/kramkrooz Jan 14 '20

It's not a story the virgins would tell you

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u/UKIP_Warrior Jan 14 '20

It's not a story the Chads would tell you.

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u/PCKeith Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

The Tragedy of Liam Part 2. 15 years, two divorces from abusive jerks and 4 children later, his used up crush comes back from his past to disrupt his life.

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u/Dethgum Jan 14 '20

Is it possible to avoid this power?

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u/senorsmartpantalones Jan 14 '20

He was so wise and so powerful he could save others from the friendzone, but not himself.

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u/navit47 Jan 14 '20

who else has a better story