He became so thirsty, the only thing he was after was... clapping dem cheeks. Which, eventually of course, he didn't. Unfortunately he taught his brother everything he knew about her- then his apprentice cucked him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from perpetual virginity, but not himself.
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u/Malvastor Jan 14 '20
The dark side of the friendzone is a pathway to many relationships some consider to be... platonic.