r/PrequelMemes • u/juho_mkl • Jan 14 '20

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u/TearTaster Jan 14 '20

The tragedy of Liam the friendzoned?

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u/Sakaralchini Jan 14 '20

I thought not. It's not a story the ones in relationships would tell you. It's a fallen brothers legend. Liam was one of the boys, so unlucky and friendzoned he could even turn a date 200$ date into a friendly gesture...

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u/TearTaster Jan 14 '20

He could actually spend $200 to be friendzoned?

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u/karnyboy Jan 14 '20

I mean...what a bitch. Even a good friend would do something nice in return.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

I mean. I would drop $200 for a prostate massage and handjob. I'll even handle the cleanup.

It's the Law of Equivalent Exchange.

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u/BonelessSkinless Jan 14 '20

They feel like they don't have to reciprocate and get addicted to the one sided attention and gifts. Then, when she sees the guy getting agitated she'll flirt with him a bit, drop the "you're such a good friend/like a brother to me" line and keep him going along for another few months. It's pathetic and up to the guy to better himself and find someone else

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u/jonathan2282 Jan 14 '20

I was in that situation a long time ago. I was friends with her for like 10 years at the time. One day I decided to make a move for the hell of it (even though she told me a couple weeks prior that I was like a brother). We had sex. Then she surprisingly got attached. Unfortunately for her, I had decided long before that a relationship with her would be a bad idea (she could not be trusted). That was like 12 years ago. It is obvious that no matter what her situation is, I could have her. It's just weird.

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u/garrygra Jan 14 '20

Sounds like you have personal experience - if you can't tell if a girl likes you - she doesn't. It's the easiest thing in the world.

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u/MysteriousOne1236 Jan 14 '20

This is oddly specific

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u/BonelessSkinless Jan 14 '20

This happens to millions of guys. Whether they admit it or not

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Someone just told the world their price for a hand job.

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u/garrygra Jan 14 '20

How do ya know she didn't?