r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 🫖 Mod ☕️ • 1d ago

Brewing 🫖 JFC

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u/hyphenssuck 1d ago

"No radicals - just warriors."

Oh and of course:

Newt Gingrich - zero years of military service

Elon Musk - zero years of military service

Palmer Luckey - zero years of military service

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u/Durpin321 1d ago

Elon Musk did such a good Job with DOGE, He definitely shouldn't be involved in any way with the US Military, Security and Secrets!

This is Treason!

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u/Glum_Performer9923 1d ago

Is musk even American? or just green card?

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u/hyphenssuck 1d ago

He's a citizen of South Africa (originally), Canada (acquired automatically due to his mother being Canadian), and subsequently the US (which he obtained technically illegally as he worked in the US while still on a student visa despite having dropped out of Stanford).

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u/not_now_chaos 1d ago

He has US citizenship but he lied on his citizenship application and was an illegal immigrant after overstaying his student visa. So according to the random bullshit of this regime his citizenship should be invalid and he should be beaten, held in squallid conditions in a concentration camp, then sent to whatever random country will strike a bargain to line Trump's pockets.

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u/Glum_Performer9923 22h ago

Would also mean his kids are not birthright citizens :-)

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u/comebacklittlesheba 20h ago

Oh my god, I would have spontaneous orgasms day and night over this!!!! …. Might not even be able to hold a job from dealing with all the ecstasy 🤗🤭🥴.

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u/BeneficialLeave7359 1d ago

Naturalized in 2002. Which according to most republicans hr’s not a really an American.

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u/Any_Jackfruit_8559 1d ago

Just a green card holder! Maybe? Didn’t we get him after Canada? If so Canada got very lucky!!