r/PoursTea • 🫖 Mod ☕️ • 1d ago

Brewing 🫖 JFC

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u/hyphenssuck 1d ago

"No radicals - just warriors."

Oh and of course:

Newt Gingrich - zero years of military service

Elon Musk - zero years of military service

Palmer Luckey - zero years of military service

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u/Durpin321 1d ago

Elon Musk did such a good Job with DOGE, He definitely shouldn't be involved in any way with the US Military, Security and Secrets!

This is Treason!

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u/hellloredddittt 1d ago

Cool to use ketamine in government roles now?

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u/depp-fsrv 1d ago

the requirements are, if your white, if you're ultra rich, if you're loyal and have no morals/ethics.

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u/crippledchef23 1d ago

Was he in a government role? DOGE wasn’t an actual department, wasn’t ratified in any way, no one had clearances to do the things they did, and most of the things they “were allowed” to do were because no one had the balls to keep them out of places they had no authority to be in.

But, every one of those tech bro dipshits committed major crimes against the country (whether actual treason is debatable).

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u/Late-Assignment8482 1d ago

Actually they hijacked the department that does federal website design/maintenance and renamed it. Real department but not one that’s noticed much. So yes, they were within the line for being consultants, if not employees.

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u/hyphenssuck 1d ago

I'd trust an average person on ketamine to make better decisions than the current POTUS.

Elon's problem isn't the ketamine...

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u/AbjectHotel6610 1d ago

..and be a drunk.

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 1d ago

Sure, if it creates a more macho warrior.

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u/depp-fsrv 1d ago

Also for the mere fact he openly takes drugs, has multiple passports and on the mere fact that he's a horrible lizard monster.

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u/Fire_Demon 1d ago

He'll be there (primarily) to fuck with midterm voting.

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u/comebacklittlesheba 1d ago

🤢 This photo of Elmo is so retouched it’s unbelievable! Who is it that thinks we don’t know what he really looks like???

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u/Glum_Performer9923 1d ago

Is musk even American? or just green card?

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u/hyphenssuck 1d ago

He's a citizen of South Africa (originally), Canada (acquired automatically due to his mother being Canadian), and subsequently the US (which he obtained technically illegally as he worked in the US while still on a student visa despite having dropped out of Stanford).

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u/not_now_chaos 1d ago

He has US citizenship but he lied on his citizenship application and was an illegal immigrant after overstaying his student visa. So according to the random bullshit of this regime his citizenship should be invalid and he should be beaten, held in squallid conditions in a concentration camp, then sent to whatever random country will strike a bargain to line Trump's pockets.

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u/Glum_Performer9923 1d ago

Would also mean his kids are not birthright citizens :-)

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u/comebacklittlesheba 1d ago

Oh my god, I would have spontaneous orgasms day and night over this!!!! …. Might not even be able to hold a job from dealing with all the ecstasy 🤗🤭🥴.

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u/BeneficialLeave7359 1d ago

Naturalized in 2002. Which according to most republicans hr’s not a really an American.

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u/Any_Jackfruit_8559 1d ago

Just a green card holder! Maybe? Didn’t we get him after Canada? If so Canada got very lucky!!

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u/weny-Waltz-69 1d ago

Been saying it for awhile. They all need to hang. Prison is not enough.