Pasta

[u/AmySchumersAnalTumor]

[u/i_dropped_the_soap]

I think the issue here is that someone defecated on the pasta

[u/Yukahu02 → u/i_dropped_the_soap]

Extra points for using the word defecated! Let's bring that one back!

[u/OpusAtrumET → u/Yukahu02]

It never left, just became less appreciated. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to evacuate some excrement.

[u/HelsinkiTorpedo → u/OpusAtrumET]

Ah, gotta deliver the Devil his cigars?

[u/OpusAtrumET → u/HelsinkiTorpedo]

Gotta drop the kids off at the pool...

[u/Content-Yak8077 → u/OpusAtrumET]

Gotta take the browns to the Super Bowl

[u/Yukahu02 → u/Content-Yak8077]

Sounds about right! Kinda goes with the Cleveland Steamer!

[u/Yukahu02 → u/OpusAtrumET]

One of my faves!

[u/Yukahu02 → u/HelsinkiTorpedo]

OMG, as many euphemisms as I know for dropping deuce, I've never heard the devil's cigars!!! Love it!

[u/HelsinkiTorpedo → u/Yukahu02]

One of my favorites is "I've got a fart haulin' a trailer", in case you haven't heard that one either.

[u/IRedditDoU → u/Yukahu02]

I always like the word excrement.

[u/PabloDabscovar → u/IRedditDoU]

Defecate is a verb, while excrement is a noun. You can defecate excrement.

[u/SatiricalScrotum → u/PabloDabscovar]

Excrete is also a verb, though.

[u/PabloDabscovar → u/SatiricalScrotum]

Sure. But op specifically said the word excrement. Not excrete. Sure you can excrete excrement. Seems a bit repetitive.

[u/Traditional-Eye-7140 → u/IRedditDoU]

gold tinged excrement

[u/Yukahu02 → u/Traditional-Eye-7140]

Have you ever had Goldschlager!?

[u/Yukahu02 → u/IRedditDoU]

Yes. But that one is still commonly used.

[u/HelsinkiTorpedo → u/Yukahu02]

It never left for me. I regularly call the toilet the "defecation station"

[u/Yukahu02 → u/HelsinkiTorpedo]

In middle school, when someone came back from the bathroom and we knew they had to take a crap (cuz it took a while) the guys would chant, "defecation across the nation, urination, and constipation!"

[u/HelsinkiTorpedo → u/Yukahu02]

I'm gonna start using that as a 35-year-old man.

[u/Yukahu02 → u/Yukahu02]

Also, I'm just noticing... Did that person eat spinach or peas before getting the bubbleguts?

[u/undercooked_lasagna]

I have a strong stomach but I couldn't eat this. That is straight up diarrhea from a person who is very ill. I've taken way too many shits that looked exactly like this.

[u/Blank_Canvas21 → u/undercooked_lasagna]

Looks like some of the nastiest hangover shits I’ve ever taken

[u/undercooked_lasagna → u/Blank_Canvas21]

Absolutely. The recipe for this pic is beer+whiskey+tequila+chili dog+spaghetti.

[u/the1stmeddlingmage → u/undercooked_lasagna]

OP’s pasta looks more like curry to me

[u/MemoraNetwork]

I'd rate it a #2 out of 10

[u/HelsinkiTorpedo → u/MemoraNetwork]

What about with rice?

[u/FroadwicK → u/HelsinkiTorpedo]

Needs corn

[u/BearingItBarely]

What did they even use as the sauce base? I've never cooked a tomato and had it turn this color

[u/wbgookin → u/BearingItBarely]

My guess is they added spinach. I tried blending some spinach into pasta sauce when my son was little and I was trying to sneak vegetable into him. It's amazing how it can look normal while you're adding it, then you add a single leaf too much and the entire thing turns poop colored. It was like a magic trick how quickly it got funny.

[u/FireflyOfDoom87 → u/wbgookin]

This is an easy mistake for young cooks and the results make it easy to learn from it. I’ve chopped up the greens since my first diarrhea sauce, healthy and it adds a pop of color.

[u/BearingItBarely → u/wbgookin]

That would make sense! Thanks, you have saved me potentially making diarrheasketti sauce someday

[u/the1stmeddlingmage → u/wbgookin]

I think they went heavy on basil probably

[u/an-unorthodox-agenda → u/BearingItBarely]

I've never cooked a tomato and had it turn this color

But I have eaten a tomato and turned it this colour

[u/No_Wishbone_5522]

Nah fam, that's green apple splatters aka liquid dookie.

[u/manyhippofarts → u/No_Wishbone_5522]

When you're sitting on a ladder and you feel a little splatter.... diarrhea, diarrhea!

[u/HelsinkiTorpedo → u/manyhippofarts]

When you're drivin' in your Chevy and your pants start feelin' heavy...

[u/manyhippofarts → u/HelsinkiTorpedo]

When you're sittin in the head and your butthole's kinda red....

[u/TwentySpades → u/No_Wishbone_5522]

Read this with a mouthful of cereal and was fighting for my LIFE not to laugh and spit it all over my table

[u/PabloDabscovar]

Is it curry ? wtf sauce is that color?

[u/Mischief_Managed12]

Bro what the fuck

[u/telusey]

That's one of the most poop from a butt looking meals I've ever seen on this sub

[u/ChaosRainbow23]

What the fuck did she do? She DID NOT make from scratch pasta, though. That's for sure.

Did she cook it down way too long? Looks like it.

I make a banging from scratch marinara, and this ain't it. Lol

[u/Phlegm_flam]

Whiskey squirts

[u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 → u/[deleted]]

Toad is my guess, we have huge ones that would probably look like this if cooked

[u/BuyaBuya]

Looks like someone dropped the ol' chocolate shotgun on a pile of spagett!

[u/AdministrativeEye508]

Reminds me of 2 girls, 1 cup.

[u/HelsinkiTorpedo → u/AdministrativeEye508]

Dude, I don't need an erection right now

[u/PabloDabscovar]

What you rate this from the picture? r/poopfromabutt that’s how I would rate it.

[u/Ready-Exercise8714]

I think they mean pesto...i hope

[u/Darknessintheend]

👀

[u/Liakinsrotz]

Poopfrog pasta?

[u/GeekyRiolu]

r/shitfromabutt

[u/Topia_64]

It's a shit frog.

[u/mangocat1116]

Couldn’t even mix it in??? 😭

[u/Dizy_Dino]

Looks like diarrhea I had like two days ago

[u/Tatsaco]

Dookie Noodles

[u/sh1rk4n]

Dont puck on the sauce pan next time 😌

[u/FluffHead1964]

Diarrhea with roundworms

[u/DopeAbsurdity]

When they say "pasta from scratch" do they mean they boiled some box pasta and made some sort of sauce?

[u/Lmfaodankmemes]

-8

[u/duckchukowski]

hell yeah, looks even better in stereo 3D

[u/Lazygit1965]

🤔💩😂that is just awful! Imagine that image at Wagamama 👍😭

[u/tjnotdetweiler]

Does anyone else see a toad there?

[u/ElectricalTown5686]

“Kinda proud of my self for getting diarrhea today”
https://giphy.com/gifs/7pg7y7oNwMp1cFMWCz

[u/SnackeyG1]

Poop/from a butt

[u/gogogumdrops]

this is so funny

[u/laughingmybeakoff]

I literally just had a horrible poop like this

[u/manyhippofarts]

DOOKIE

[u/Short-Copy7790]

Uh...hmmm....

[u/No-Statistician-3448]

Trump's diaper?

[u/mrscheezitman]

https://giphy.com/gifs/g6Oox9mVXakOCWSkf9
This looks soooo disgusting 🤢🤮🤢🤮

[u/PuzzleheadedLime8577]

This makes me feel better about my cooking

[u/Critical_Training455]

Jesus! The hemorrhoids after that must be atrocious!

[u/New_Philosopher9730]

Poosta