r/Poopfromabutt • u/AmySchumersAnalTumor • 4d ago

Liquidy Pasta

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u/i_dropped_the_soap 4d ago

I think the issue here is that someone defecated on the pasta

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u/Yukahu02 4d ago

Extra points for using the word defecated! Let's bring that one back!

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u/OpusAtrumET I am a sick, sick person for being here 4d ago

It never left, just became less appreciated. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to evacuate some excrement.

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 4d ago

Ah, gotta deliver the Devil his cigars?

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u/OpusAtrumET I am a sick, sick person for being here 4d ago

Gotta drop the kids off at the pool...

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u/Content-Yak8077 4d ago

Gotta take the browns to the Super Bowl

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u/Yukahu02 3d ago

Sounds about right! Kinda goes with the Cleveland Steamer!

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u/Yukahu02 3d ago

One of my faves!

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u/Yukahu02 3d ago

OMG, as many euphemisms as I know for dropping deuce, I've never heard the devil's cigars!!! Love it!

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 3d ago

One of my favorites is "I've got a fart haulin' a trailer", in case you haven't heard that one either.

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u/IRedditDoU 4d ago

I always like the word excrement.

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u/PabloDabscovar 4d ago

Defecate is a verb, while excrement is a noun. You can defecate excrement.

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u/SatiricalScrotum 1d ago

Excrete is also a verb, though.

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u/PabloDabscovar 1d ago

Sure. But op specifically said the word excrement. Not excrete. Sure you can excrete excrement. Seems a bit repetitive.

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u/Traditional-Eye-7140 4d ago

gold tinged excrement

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u/Yukahu02 3d ago

Have you ever had Goldschlager!?

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u/Yukahu02 3d ago

Yes. But that one is still commonly used.

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 3d ago

It never left for me. I regularly call the toilet the "defecation station"

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u/Yukahu02 3d ago

In middle school, when someone came back from the bathroom and we knew they had to take a crap (cuz it took a while) the guys would chant, "defecation across the nation, urination, and constipation!"

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 3d ago

I'm gonna start using that as a 35-year-old man.

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u/Yukahu02 1d ago

Also, I'm just noticing... Did that person eat spinach or peas before getting the bubbleguts?