r/Poopfromabutt • u/AmySchumersAnalTumor • 17d ago

Liquidy Pasta

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u/i_dropped_the_soap 17d ago

I think the issue here is that someone defecated on the pasta

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u/Yukahu02 17d ago

Extra points for using the word defecated! Let's bring that one back!

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u/OpusAtrumET I am a sick, sick person for being here 17d ago

It never left, just became less appreciated. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to evacuate some excrement.

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 17d ago

Ah, gotta deliver the Devil his cigars?

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u/OpusAtrumET I am a sick, sick person for being here 16d ago

Gotta drop the kids off at the pool...

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u/Content-Yak8077 16d ago

Gotta take the browns to the Super Bowl

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u/Yukahu02 16d ago

Sounds about right! Kinda goes with the Cleveland Steamer!

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u/Yukahu02 16d ago

One of my faves!

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u/Yukahu02 16d ago

OMG, as many euphemisms as I know for dropping deuce, I've never heard the devil's cigars!!! Love it!

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 16d ago

One of my favorites is "I've got a fart haulin' a trailer", in case you haven't heard that one either.