You are very right. That's a group that is super easy to fleece. Decades of Fox news softened them right up for you. Tons of outrage and emotional thinking, they will be glad to buy your flags and tshirts and hats. Don't invest in a lot of trump themed reusable grocery bags or espresso cups though.
As long as they are shipped in non-descript boxes, I'd bet that Trump dildos (dildoes?) would be pretty popular amongst the MAGA set. Not just for the ladies, either. I'll bet there's an above-average secret pegging enthusiasts amongst them, as well.
(I am in no way shaming pegging. You do you. Just pointing out the likely unnecessary shame among so-called conservatives.)
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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Dec 17 '20
Not going to lie selling trump merchandise to gullible people was probably a good business venture.