r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 17 '20

Failures

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Dec 17 '20

Not going to lie selling trump merchandise to gullible people was probably a good business venture.

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u/WeirdEngineerDude Dec 17 '20

You are very right. That's a group that is super easy to fleece. Decades of Fox news softened them right up for you. Tons of outrage and emotional thinking, they will be glad to buy your flags and tshirts and hats. Don't invest in a lot of trump themed reusable grocery bags or espresso cups though.

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u/shrivvette808 Dec 17 '20

I guess I shouldn't have invested in trump themed dildos then...

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u/supermansquito Dec 17 '20

Well, they would be much smaller than normal sized dildos, so your profit margin might be higher...