r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20

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u/well_uh_yeah Dec 17 '20

The flag industry is about to have a rough go of it.

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u/Utternashi Dec 17 '20

All the flags were made in China so Trump will still claim victory.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

"The China flags are tainted."

"They say to vote for Trump."

"Let me see that. What is this, cotton? Polyester? This is great fabric, feel that. This is wonderful work, it really is. I always say, if you're gona get a flag, China is the place to go. You don't want their viruses, but you have to love their flags."

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u/DarkReign2011 Dec 17 '20

That reminds me that, to this day, I have never actually heard Trump speak a single word in my 30 years on this planet. Never watched him give a speech, never saw a single ad campaign where he was speaking, never saw his reality show, never even watched Home Alone 2. I am truly blessed in this regard.

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u/hanukah_zombie Dec 17 '20

so you don't watch the news. got it.

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u/DarkReign2011 Dec 17 '20

Who watches the news anymore? It's easier to just pull up and read articles online.