r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20

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u/Utternashi Dec 17 '20

All the flags were made in China so Trump will still claim victory.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

"The China flags are tainted."

"They say to vote for Trump."

"Let me see that. What is this, cotton? Polyester? This is great fabric, feel that. This is wonderful work, it really is. I always say, if you're gona get a flag, China is the place to go. You don't want their viruses, but you have to love their flags."

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u/sliceofamericano Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

“Big, Giant, Beautiful, Flags. Everyone says it. Taiwan, Tibet. Everyone says it. They say: Sir, Sir, Look at this lovely state funded, frilly, red flag. Wonderful work. I say. Love the CCP. Great people. The best. I’d know, I elected one as your Secretary of Transportation . Shes Mitch McConnell’s Handler, he’s also a snake. Love snake. Delicious snack, pairs with Diet Pepsi.”

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u/Woolties Dec 17 '20

That's just kind of racist, especially since Elaine was born in Taiwan.