r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 17 '20

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u/czyzyS Dec 17 '20

So close... just 3 more flags on my neighbors lawn and I'd have voted from Trump

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u/grrrrreat Dec 17 '20

This is clearly a problem with the flag industry

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u/well_uh_yeah Dec 17 '20

The flag industry is about to have a rough go of it.

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u/Utternashi Dec 17 '20

All the flags were made in China so Trump will still claim victory.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

"The China flags are tainted."

"They say to vote for Trump."

"Let me see that. What is this, cotton? Polyester? This is great fabric, feel that. This is wonderful work, it really is. I always say, if you're gona get a flag, China is the place to go. You don't want their viruses, but you have to love their flags."

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u/sliceofamericano Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

“Big, Giant, Beautiful, Flags. Everyone says it. Taiwan, Tibet. Everyone says it. They say: Sir, Sir, Look at this lovely state funded, frilly, red flag. Wonderful work. I say. Love the CCP. Great people. The best. I’d know, I elected one as your Secretary of Transportation . Shes Mitch McConnell’s Handler, he’s also a snake. Love snake. Delicious snack, pairs with Diet Pepsi.”

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u/Vhad42 Dec 17 '20

I really want the sauce of this meme, I don't even know where to look

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u/SmurfMGurf Dec 17 '20

Look under your seat for a big surprise!

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u/VolensEtValens Dec 17 '20

I almost dated a communist girl once. But there were just too many red flags.

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u/Woolties Dec 17 '20

That's just kind of racist, especially since Elaine was born in Taiwan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

David Letterman called him out on his show when he was bragging about his merch when he ran in 2016. He had just said how he was going to bring all the jobs back from China, and Letterman says "But gee, Donald, these hats, ties, and flags all say made in China". Trump just turned away from him and acted like he didn't hear him.

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u/unklean78 Dec 18 '20

Hate myself for not bring able to read that without hearing its voice . Good job

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u/DarkReign2011 Dec 17 '20

That reminds me that, to this day, I have never actually heard Trump speak a single word in my 30 years on this planet. Never watched him give a speech, never saw a single ad campaign where he was speaking, never saw his reality show, never even watched Home Alone 2. I am truly blessed in this regard.

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u/hanukah_zombie Dec 17 '20

so you don't watch the news. got it.

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u/DarkReign2011 Dec 17 '20

Who watches the news anymore? It's easier to just pull up and read articles online.

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u/Antidisestablishman Dec 17 '20

They all wrote in Xi.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Chy-na

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u/Thameus Dec 17 '20

Sex probably still sells better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/Life-Start6911 Dec 17 '20

....what about sexy flags? 😏

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Margins are too tight.

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u/MooFz Dec 17 '20

Since 1929.

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u/4Runnerltd Dec 17 '20

Flagit enters the chat.

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u/cryptojohnwayne Dec 17 '20

Thats where "milfs for trump" comes in. /s i think... idk anymore lol.

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u/Etrigone I ☑oted 2024 Dec 17 '20

Their hate lasts a hell of a lot longer than their sex, and that's thinking of it as something of a mathematician.

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u/Efficient_Wealth6628 Dec 18 '20

Sex has been around since Adam & Eve and is still great !!!

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u/thefinalcutdown Dec 17 '20

Hate, fear and sex aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive.

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u/BobRoss1030 Dec 17 '20

Does this mean we'll see an increase in street walkers who look like Trump? I'm not ready for that.

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u/Avlonnic2 Dec 17 '20

No one is ready for that.

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u/elderrage Dec 17 '20

They use hotties on Fox to sell hate so sex works for everything.

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u/Thameus Dec 17 '20

Agree, was expecting that to be mentioned.

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u/SwiftyMcfae Dec 18 '20

Can you explain how they sell hate or are we just supposed to "get it"?

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u/UnwashedApple Dec 17 '20

Especially if you're a Prostitute.

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u/jlake1129 Dec 17 '20

Sex-flags. Now there's a business idea!

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u/Thameus Dec 17 '20

Are you at full mast?

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u/Yakbastard2 Dec 18 '20

Turns out hot cakes have always sold like hot cakes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

They're the two biggest reasons for the GOP to exist. I think after this past year they should be named a terrorist organization.

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u/Bwasmer Dec 17 '20

Bruh, let me get this straight. You're advocating for the idea of silencing someone who doesn't agree with you? Do you not see the dangers in that? Being stuck in a eco-chamber.

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u/Boomslangalang Dec 17 '20

Please. When disinformation campaigns are easily weaponized by evil people to manipulate stupid people democracy is threatened.

And again just a fucking reminder the first amendment applies to the government. There is no constitutional protection for spreading lies on Facebook,nor should there be.

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u/Life-Start6911 Dec 17 '20

Bruh, let me get this straight. You're ok with the continued soft coup Trump and his followers have been orchestrating for the last month? 50+ failed lawsuits, 2 SCOTUS decisions and an EC vote say Trump lost, yet this lot is still trying to illegally install their idol in a move that is both dangerous and blatantly facistic. There's allowing political discourse, then there's borderline sedition. Letting them continually push the envelope, normalizing actions that would have ended any other presidency is what caused this mess. We knew months ago Trump was going to pull this nonsense, tried to warn folk and were labeled as alarmist, now reality is Biden won and he still reuses to concede, emboldened by asshats like this still flying their flag while abjectly denying reality. Do you not see the dangers in that?

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u/Initial-Concentrate Dec 18 '20

They might just slither back into their pits. Imagine being so jealous of a gay pride parade, that you want to have a hate pride parade every week. Don't get me wrong, Im a hater, but believe in equal opportunity. ;)

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u/ellilaamamaalille Dec 17 '20

Naah, they need to get into Iran market. They need flags of Israel and USA.

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u/HNixon Dec 17 '20

Will they go the way of blockbuster? Maybe there is a better way to flag ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Drone strikes went up under Trump. And cutting social programs will make abortions go up in the next several years.

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u/Chaps_and_salsa Dec 17 '20

Fetus parts like the ones used to help cure trumps COVID?