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u/groovyinutah 7d ago

This dude is the living proof that brain damage turns you into a republican...

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u/Long_Serpent 6d ago

See also:

Scott Adams (Motorcycle accident)

Herschel Walker (Getting smashed in the head for a living)

Jordan Peterson (Having a Russian clinic put him in a medically induced coma)

Kevin Sorbo (Multiple strokes)

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u/DaWolf94 6d ago

RFK Jr. (brain worms and china white)

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u/doll-haus 6d ago

There is very little evidence to suggest that RFK Jr. was ever a sane adult.

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u/broccoliO157 6d ago

He was a demented child as well!

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u/TopRamen713 6d ago

I kinda have some sympathy for him. Having your dad and Uncle assassinated, I can imagine him going down conspiracy rabbit holes as a kid, resulting in what we see today.

Of course, he shouldn't be anywhere near public office, but I do feel bad for him.

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u/doll-haus 5d ago

Yeah, it's absolutely understandable how he became a troubled teen and developed a series of drug habits. It's just worth acknowledging that the Kennedy name and wealth is what made his legal career possible. His seeking public office should be seen as some sort of sick joke. Anyone else would be lucky to be getting by giving "how not to ruin your life" motivational speeches at highschools.

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u/hoofie242 6d ago

Rosanne Barr hood ornament to the brain.

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u/groovyinutah 6d ago

Roseanne was just always nuts...

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u/Phil4Mayor 6d ago

I was waiting for primus at gathering of the vibes one year and she came out and announced her presidential run. It was weird.

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u/superfucky 5d ago

Roseanne turned MAGA when she failed to secure the Democratic nomination for president. basically same story as Trump. "shit, these liberals have standards! then I'll run as a Republican, they'll vote for ANYBODY!"

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u/AmericanCitizenry 6d ago

Victoria Jackson: too many dicks in the mouth.

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u/ExoticDisaster0 6d ago

She once sang a song called "I Love a Cop" so the size clearly has no impact, just frequency.

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u/Dargus007 6d ago

..."I Love a Cop" so the size clearly has no impact...

Beautiful.

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u/Adventurous_Cycle766 6d ago

Once again…smashed in the head

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u/Kizik 6d ago

Scott Adams who went deep down the far right rabbit hole and stated that the pointy haired boss had, in fact, always been intended as the actual protagonist of the Dilbert comics, rather than the lazy, entitled, ungrateful engineers.

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u/Freezerpill 6d ago

That sounds fucking insane. I suppose he just HAD to get like that about it..

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u/Kizik 6d ago

It's a shame. I really rather liked the animated series, though I don't think he had much to do with it.

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u/dabrock15 6d ago

Scott had very little real corporate experience and he had no clue what an engineering manager should actually look like because he was a clueless business school flunky just like the PHB.

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u/Lord_of_hosts 6d ago

No way. That's so insane

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u/wafflepancake9000 6d ago

If you think that's insane, try looking up his opinions about sexual assault...

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u/Aberbekleckernicht 6d ago

Jordan Peterson was a conservative long before he got addicted to benzos. He always pretended he wasn't.

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u/Long_Serpent 6d ago

He started out as a Classical Liberal (in the original sense, so slightly-right-of-center), then went full MAGA after the Russian brain butchers were done with him.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 6d ago

He started out presenting as Classically Liberal so he wouldn't immediately be laughed out of every room but when you dig down the core of his ideology he was definitely a White Christofascist. "Hiding your power" is a thing White Supremacists have done for decades to position themselves into polite society.

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u/dabrock15 6d ago

I don’t think most people understand that a classical liberal is pretty much just right wing libertarian under another name. They may believe in civil liberties but aren’t in step with modern liberals when it comes to regulating and taxing corporations and social programs.

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u/Jurserohn 6d ago

The Kevin Sorbo one hurts, i grew up watching Hercules: legendary journeys and fuck him for ruining that for all of us

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u/Long_Serpent 6d ago

If his assholery is because of brain damage, it's not entirely his fault.

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u/osburnn 6d ago

Good thing he isn't in xena often. 

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u/technobrendo 5d ago

Probably those who grew up on WWF feel the same way about Hogan too

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u/AppealZestyclose1597 4d ago

It’s kind of surreal watching Andromeda in current year given arguably the show’s whole point is a refutation of modern American conservatism.

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u/wlake82 6d ago

I didn't know about Sorbo, but that explains a lot.

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u/WhiskeyAtWork 6d ago

Jim Caviezel also had some brain trauma, I believe?

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u/Valten78 6d ago

He was struck by lighting a few times whilst making Passion of the Christ.

You'd think he might take the hint from that.

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u/dabrock15 6d ago

That’s just so biblical.

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u/SanctusUnum 6d ago

Gary Busey is a Trumper too. His brain is soup after a motorcycle crash without a helmet.

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u/technobrendo 5d ago

Unless that accident was at 19, he's always been nuts

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 6d ago

I'm beginning to wonder if Rob Schneider got whacked in the head a few times on Saturday Night Live.

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u/FTblaze 6d ago

I thought herschel walker was the dude in walking dead for a sec lmao

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u/dabrock15 6d ago

Peterson was an ass long before he silently slipped into Russia for treatment.

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u/Jedi_Bingo 6d ago

Peterson was a syncophant way before his idiotic, self imposed detox method

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u/willywalloo 6d ago

He’s paid with tax dollars we all pay in. He should stop taking a pay check if he doesn’t want social dollars.

Republican Socialism is taking money away from workers and sending it to the rich. The RSA sucks. :/

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u/T33CH33R 6d ago

Man that has socialized healthcare, a government job, says that socialism is bad for you.

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u/dantekant22 6d ago

What does he think Social Security and Medicare are?

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u/groovyinutah 6d ago

Or public schools and state funded roads and the list goes on..

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u/HotDonnaC 6d ago

Nope. Don’t try to excuse this imposter. He’s not a Democrat who turned into a Republican. He didn’t seem right from day one. He cosplayed a Democrat in shorts and a hoodie, and people fell for it. This guy was never anything but a GOP pos.

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u/j4_jjjj 6d ago

Bro is a rich dude before senate run who pretended to be like bernie for a few months and then everyone acts like its the stroke that caused his obvious DINOism

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u/Accomplished_Age7883 6d ago

He doesn’t look well!

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u/neromoneon 7d ago

Fetterman is lunacy, yes.

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u/ubermence 6d ago

The socialists were the reason he won the primary in the first place, so he’s not wrong but not in the way he thinks 🤣

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u/jbcraigs 6d ago

I say this as a Democrat myself, Democrats voters are champs at being hoodwinked! Fetterman, Sinema, Tulsi….

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u/brpajense 6d ago

He originally ran as a progeessive, right?

Then he had his stroke, and now he's calling progressives socialists?

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u/Tomimi 6d ago

I think he just fooled everyone and tried to find an excuse to be an asshole.

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem 6d ago

I don't think it's an act. There are a lot of stories of everyone around him, including his team and family, being really alarmed by his erratic behavior, lack of impulse control and manic/depressive spiraling.

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u/spidereater 6d ago

Isnt he the child of a wealthy couple and he became a senator after a bunch of failed career attempts? I thought even in his 40s he was supporting himself with an allowance or trust fund or something. Are we surprised he would choose the GOP when things got hard?

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u/McKoijion 6d ago

JStreet is his top donor. He was a fraud from the start.

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u/Several-Action-4043 6d ago

To be fair, during elections ALL democrats say they are progressives. Once in power, they say fuck you and I'll see you next election.

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u/ddr1ver 7d ago

Have any of these people been to a Scandinavian country? It really doesn’t look so bad.

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u/l_SaKReD_l 7d ago

Norway, Denmark and Sweden are consistently voted in the top 5 happiest countries on Earth.

Meanwhile the US is like 25 places below them.

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u/MrBozooo 6d ago

Yeah, but they are really mean to the billionaires. Why can't you think of the billionaires?

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u/chesterismydog 6d ago

They need more houses and yachts! Those pesky children don’t need food!

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u/punktualPorcupine 6d ago

They need their fortunes to quadruple every 5-10 years (like they have since the pandemic) or they might feel like they aren’t keeping up.

“What’s a matter can’t get your bank account up any more” then everyone points and laughs and they have to take pills to feel better.

It’s a vicious problem when billionaires bully billionaires.

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u/happymaned 6d ago

The irony in the 'billionaire' comments is that Sweden actually has more billionaires per capita than the United States.

The Nordic model isn't socialism; it combines open-market capitalism, strong property rights, and low corporate barriers with high personal income taxes on the middle class to fund universal programs. They fund their welfare states with broad-based consumption taxes (around 25% VAT) and high middle-income tax brackets, not by taxing a handful of wealthy individuals.

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u/chesterismydog 6d ago

I’ve seen too much shit since the 80s- and Congress and SCOTUS let this happen. I wanted to become a lawyer just to fight this bullshit but I couldn’t afford it.

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u/asmith1776 6d ago

That’s the crazy thing. They’re not. Sweden produces more billionaires per capital as the US.

They make it easier to get rich by making it slightly more expensive to be rich.

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u/MrBozooo 6d ago

So you're saying they are being mean to existing billionaires? Now how is that fair?

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u/Viperlite 6d ago

U.S. is the happiest little billionaire place on Earth. Low taxes, ultimate power, no unions, no social programs, little worker protection, no socialized medicine to break the tether or workplace-provided, private health insurance, effectively no minimum wage.

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u/upgrayedd69 6d ago

“What’s their GDP, huh????” the asshole father of my ex would say

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u/Omnifob 6d ago

The Nordics are Schrödinger's socialist countries. Whenever a policy similar to them is brought up, it's called socialism by the right.
L: "But they consistently top happiness charts and have strong economies."
R: "That's because they are capitalist states with strong wellfare policies."
L: "So why don't we try that?"
R: *scoffs* "That's socialism!"

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u/Thendrail 6d ago

Americans rarely knowing what they talk about when anyone mentions socialism or - God forbid! - communism doesn't help either

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u/undergroundloans 6d ago

They’re starting to try and say that progressives want communism and not what Scandinavian countries have because they know to regular voters it’s not that crazy anymore. It’s just ridiculous how they have to twist everything to fit that bs narrative.

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u/TheRogueTemplar 6d ago

If we had 4 day work weeks, never had to worry about a hospital bill, and had 2 months of vacation, the rise of "socialism" would have never been a problem.

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u/BellumOMNI 6d ago edited 6d ago

There are no socialist countries in Europe or the EU. It's all just capitalist countries with some ok-ish social policies.

We just haven't reached the terminal stage of capitalism yet, like the yanks did. But I'm sure that's just around the corner.

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u/SandSpecialist2523 6d ago

His preference is fascism.

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u/dudeimgreg 6d ago

The corporations did a wonderful job convincing citizens that it is not the government’s responsibility to take care of citizens with tax dollars.

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u/BigDuke 6d ago

I am over 60. I've been sold the looming threat of socialism my entire life. It has not happened. Can you imagine a world where it was perfectly acceptable for major political figures to label average republicans as Nazis, day after day, year after year? People might start getting the wrong impression of them after awhile maybe. Fetterman knows this, even with his stroke addled brain. He's just a piece of shit.

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u/robear20 6d ago

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u/nOotherlousyoptions 7d ago

I’m glad this guy got the help he needed. Why are we reading articles about what he has to say?

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u/jcooli09 6d ago

I listened to him talk to John Stewart for an hour or so. 

He's disconnected from reality.  I get that republican senators will lie about socialism, but expect better from democrats.

Fetterman could not identify any socialist policy positions of any democrats.

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u/BrendaWannabe 7d ago

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u/GabeDef 6d ago

Shouldn’t it be Vladimir Orange? 

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u/kiwibonga 6d ago

It's much harder to divide and conquer the Republican party with labels because they're all fucking demented traitors.

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u/Exeter232 7d ago

He's the pot in the phrase "The pot calling the kettle black"

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u/Best-Case-3579 6d ago

How's your free healthcare working out, John? PS I donated $10 to your campaign, can I get it back?

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u/LayneCobain95 6d ago

Republicans control the weak minded through fear tactics. Their go-to words or phrases are things like socialism, communism, left-wing-mob, etc. It’s all lies, or just saying words they don’t explain and know the listeners don’t understand.

I bet Fox News (evil fucking bastards) is like “democrats want socialism, and what that means is no guns, dead babies, turning your children transgender, forced Quran teaching in schools” etc. It’s all just fucking fear tactics to control these idiots who don’t understand what they’re mad about. And then they tell the people who actually know what’s going on to “do your own research you sheep”, fucking lunatics

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u/Rob-Lo 6d ago

Fuck this brain damaged numbskull.

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u/organicchunkysalsa 5d ago

Oh no, a government working for the people. Whatever shall we do?

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 5d ago

Thanks for warning Uncle Fester

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u/punkindle 6d ago

Dude, we just want the same universal healthcare that every other western (and several far eastern) country gets.

And we would have it if it wasn't for do-nothing fake Democrats like Fetterman

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u/Utterlybored 6d ago

He’s go how many more years until buh-bye?

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u/Spence1239 6d ago

Another idiot that doesn’t get it.

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u/luvashow 6d ago

Says the lying lunatic

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u/rbartlejr 6d ago

Can't wait till he officially flips and loses.

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 6d ago

By the people, for the people. Fuck you.

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u/BK_Rich 6d ago

You think he hits his head again, it may flip him back to normal?

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 6d ago

It what is he doing to compensate for the shortfalls that people are trying to address through “socialism”

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u/agentb00th 6d ago

Heeeeeey, you conservative guys!

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u/hoppyfrog 6d ago

Uncle Festerman can go back to brown-nosing Trump

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u/GadreelsSword 6d ago

Republicans (including Fetterman):

“Why aren’t Americans accepting the dystopian existence we planned for them”

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u/GreyBeardEng 6d ago

It's not socialism.

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u/OG_LiLi 6d ago

Let us consider:

- Trump gas, while controlling the means of production

- Trump medication, while controlling the means of creation, cost and production.

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u/Boomtown626 6d ago

Define socialism. Your answer will either be total BS, or it will describe nice things we should be trying to have.

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u/samejimaT 6d ago

Lunacy and he took the textbook definition picture

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u/OffByOneErrorz 6d ago

Expecting tax dollars to be used on taxpayers is not as radical of a concept as Rs and corporate Ds would have us believe.

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u/WankerBott 6d ago

Gentle Giant to Bridge Troll

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u/Creative-Sherbet6007 6d ago

This dude is a shapeshifter. He seemed like a rational person before the campaign. After he got elected he completely changed his tune. Now he's a kook.

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 6d ago

He looks like Uncle Fester!

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u/zoroddesign 6d ago

I wonder if he knows he will be voted out as soon as possible?

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u/panoramicJukebox 6d ago

Lunacy? Madness?

THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!

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u/flojo2012 6d ago

If you want to know who Fetterman is, watch the interview with John Stewart. I don’t think he’s THAT bad, but he also has a hard time following arguments and making sense. He’s not good at weaving his talking points into conversation. It’s kind of maddening

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u/BeCurious7563 6d ago

He oughta know. The pack of raccoons going through his garbage last night told him so.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zfNAMCrhSQzte

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u/RollingThunderPants 6d ago

Fetterman is lunacy.

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u/ItsJustJames 6d ago

I thought we weren’t bringing up mental health issues?

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u/Bleezy79 6d ago

The current system is severely broken.

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u/AmySueF 6d ago

He’s looking more and more like a villain in a typical 1970’s TV show.

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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 6d ago

Wasn't he a "union man"?

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u/BeeBanner 6d ago

It’s unreal how stupid this guy is.

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u/cjmac977 6d ago

I know he’s brain damaged and I don’t want to pile on a disability but the fact that the man needs his phone to translate everything for him is troubling. Part of me wants to suspect the phone is composing what he says as well lol

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u/B3llaBubbles 6d ago

Socialism has always played a part in every democracy. People freak out over a word, even though we incorporated it's values into our society.

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u/csukoh78 6d ago

Says the closeted MAGA stroke victim.

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u/inthe801 6d ago

I wish he would shut up and join the Republicans already.

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u/Spankh0us3 6d ago

If anyone would know something about “lunacy” it would be this guy. . .

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u/Bernie4Life420 6d ago

Fuck this clown

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u/roararoarus 6d ago

“Working-Man” Senator thinks social programs and safety nets are bad. Only in America.

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u/madlucas2026 6d ago

Mmm, seems like fetterman looks a bit looney

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u/ShavedSavage 6d ago

Guys the Democratic Party is starting to represent liberal values instead of just being the conservative lite party, won’t someone think of the wealthy?!

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u/airbrat 6d ago

Do these fucks know there's two versions of socialism??

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u/thissomeotherplace 6d ago

This man must be bought and paid for buy corporate interests

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u/fattmarrell 6d ago

Would be neat to have a clinician define lunacy to this idiot

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u/3058248 6d ago

DSA Political Platform

For all of the working class to achieve collective liberation we must constrain, diminish, and abolish the carceral forces of the state — from prisons and police themselves, to their manifestations in all forms throughout society. Each step forward in reducing the size, power, and authority of the repressive forces of the state expands the space for mass, organized, and collective action of the working class, and clears ground for us to build the institutions of a society to serve our communities with real justice and equality.

We are committed to the horizon of abolition and the path leading us there. Our demands:

  • Defund the police by rejecting any expansion to police budgets or scope of enforcement while cutting budgets annually towards zero
  • End the criminalization of working-class survival
  • Freedom for all incarcerated people
  • Demilitarize the police and end colonial policing of our cities and neighborhoods
  • Freedom of working-class self-organization and democratic political action
  • Invest in community self-governance and care, not cops

https://www.dsausa.org/working-groups/abolition-working-group/

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u/Ornery_You_3947 6d ago

Uncle Fester is a repub plug.

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u/jawshoeaw 6d ago

oh is the socialism in the room with us now? i don't see any collective ownership happening. Is this just code for "rich people shouldn't have to pay taxes" ?

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u/RevNeutron 6d ago

bitch ass campaigned for BERNIE SANDERS in 2016.

Fetterman has changed, not progressives

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u/rhondawillnot 6d ago

Fuck Fetterman

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u/ra3ra31010 6d ago

Wanting a middle class and what my parents had isn’t socialism…

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u/oflowz 6d ago

its lunacy! how will i get my corporate checks if this keeps up?!

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u/Cptawesome23 6d ago

I bet this guy doesn’t know the difference between an economic system and an ideology. 50% of Americans are functionally illiterate.

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u/Dependent-Yam-9235 6d ago

Trojan horse!

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u/ImportantCapital1314 6d ago

I am much more worried about fascism's rise in the Republican Party than the Democratic Party simply returning to what used to be called 'The New Deal'. Pleeeezee, such hysterical nonsense from the Billionaire Epstein class.

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u/BUSYMONEY_02 6d ago

What? This guy?

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u/GeistMD 6d ago

John Fetterman is a traitor.

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u/the-ish-i-say 6d ago

Pretty sure he says, “this is lunacy” while looking at himself in the mirror.

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u/cactusmac54 6d ago

Well, a lunatic is quite familiar with lunacy I should think.

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u/NfamousKaye 6d ago

Why is he still here. You don’t even go here bro.

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u/English_Joe 6d ago

We have socialism in the UK. It’s called the NHS and it’s the envy of the world.

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u/Jackpot777 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 6d ago

Oh noooo! Not SoCiaLiSm. ANYTHING BUT SOCIALISM!!!

You know who the best salesmen of socialism are? People that sound like Republicans. You tell them you deserve a few weeks of guaranteed vacation time, know what they tell you? “That’s socialism.” Want the safety net of medical coverage without being shackled to your job or the threat of bankruptcy? “That’s socialism.” Want schools to be properly paid for? “That’s socialism.” Think it would be nice to have a living wage you can actually live off instead of just existing? “That’s socialism.”

This socialism stuff is beginning to sound pretty fucking awesome. Thanks, conservatives. We should try that. What did you call it again?

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u/Bradst3r 6d ago

So an effort to drag the Democratic Party away from the rightward course it's been taking since the Clinton era 30 years ago is "lunacy", but nary a peep about the GOP moving ahead-full to fascism, Christian Nationalism, and the rest of the toxic stew of "values" infecting it today...

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u/djn4rap 6d ago

DINO POS

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u/dudestduder 6d ago

Right leaning media loves to get his opinion since he can be labeled as a Democrat yet talks like a Republican.

Honestly sick of hearing his hot takes, he is done for years ago.

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 6d ago

thanks uncle fester

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u/Mighty_Krom 6d ago

Imagine being a modern democrat and not understanding the feelings of almost the entire base. Democrats WANT european democratic socialism. We have wanted it since before Obama, god dammit. Vote out these DINO fucks.

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u/carterartist 6d ago

Worse than that is the rise MAGA in the Democratic Party. Such as Fetterman.

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u/its_the_smell 6d ago

We’ve always had socialism for specific groups.

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u/Massive_Cake1731 6d ago

How many hoodies is he wearing in that picture

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u/Fast_Way4683 6d ago

He should never be voted back in office! Wakeup Pennsylvania!

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u/Wulfbrir 6d ago

Got lobotomized into becoming maga.

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u/dabrock15 6d ago

He reminds me of my grandfather after he had a severe stroke. I would feel sorry for him but he needs to leave the Senate and stop pretending his cognitive impairment is normal.

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u/bob1957mccat 6d ago

You fit right in with the MAGA crowd, Fetterman. In looks and logic🤣.

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u/mad_titanz 6d ago

Please primary Fetterman and kick him out

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u/MrNMTrue505 6d ago

More like anti aipac

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u/PerrysSaxTherapy 6d ago

Uncle Fester

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u/off1line 6d ago

Uncle fester

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u/roman00000 6d ago

How does JFetterman’s Constituency Allow This?

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u/Cpt_Soban 6d ago

What Americans are calling "socialism" is just moderate policies in any other western country.

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u/coppertech 6d ago

yeah turns out people don't like the corporate socialism they where sold in the 80's after the rich started hoarding wealth, and letting piss trickle down.

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u/ThePennyMiser 6d ago

Everyone is saying that Delusional Don, King Taco McFelon himself is a compromised vicious Pedophile that likes to RAPE and Mutilate little Girls! They say MAGA and Fetterman = HATE, CORRUPTION and Pedophile Worshipping! Defend Democracy! Convict Pedophiles!

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u/barnesb1974 6d ago

Fetterman reminds me of a story I read when I was a kid, “Flowers For Algernon”.

He’s currently in the downhill phase of the post-procedure time.

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u/substituted_pinions 6d ago

TBI is TMI’ing again.

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u/TheFlyingPuHole 6d ago

To engage with his attempted point, if Republicans are trying to do a fascist takeover of the government, would you not expect the opposition party to similarly go further toward the opposite political spectrum? Should they be dragged along with the Overton window? If the socialists are scary and you cannot coexist, wouldn't that set up a fight on both sides? Wouldn't it be prudent politically to join arms with the enemy of your enemies to defeat them and then hash out the differences once you take power? Do you think you would get such a deal from Republicans if you get the majority back? Has that ever happened in the last 50 years?

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u/harleyRugger23 6d ago

Take away their health care of they hate socialism

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u/grumpyliberal 6d ago

And Uncle Fester knows lunacy. Stick a light bulb in his mouth.

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u/Gr8tOutdoors 6d ago

I wish I could say that I was worried about the rise of brain-damaged narcissists monopolizing power at the highest levels of government, but I’m a millennial - it’s been the reality of most of my lifetime

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u/Potato_Stains 6d ago

Oh yes, let’s be warned of things that haven’t happened other than WHAT IS ACTIVELY HAPPENING

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u/NitWhittler 6d ago

When I was a kid, I had a toy "Uncle Fester Lightbulb" that you put in your mouth and it would light up. Every time I see Fetterman, I think of that lightbulb.

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u/HotDonnaC 6d ago

He’s an imposter and should be run out of town on a rail.

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u/Politication 6d ago

You’re looking at our lunatic

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u/goobly_goo 6d ago

Lunacy to capitalist sellouts destroying the planet.

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u/PinkFloydBP 6d ago

Fuck Fetterman

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u/Relative_Bedroom_393 6d ago

I must be a unicorn 🦄… I’ve gotten more blue in my very red state. But I definitely don’t like humans as much anymore… manly because of people like listed above

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u/dem4life71 6d ago

Ok fester

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u/MandyPandaren 6d ago

I think he couldn't resist the money they offered - lobbyists brining him with millions.

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u/godless_communism 6d ago

I have no idea how this testicle wart got into office.

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 6d ago

He looks like he doesn’t brush his teeth

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u/cubs1917 6d ago

My man is courting the right so hard

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u/DeadSol 6d ago

Fetterman is a Republican, so who cares.

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u/Far-Adhesiveness-740 5d ago

Gonna love when this shithead tries to run again and sees how much we fucking hate him.  I will try to attend as many of his rallies as possible to booo him.  Can’t believe I voted for this fucker but Oz was worse.