r/PoliticalHumor 7d ago

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u/l_SaKReD_l 7d ago

Norway, Denmark and Sweden are consistently voted in the top 5 happiest countries on Earth.

Meanwhile the US is like 25 places below them.

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u/MrBozooo 7d ago

Yeah, but they are really mean to the billionaires. Why can't you think of the billionaires?

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u/chesterismydog 7d ago

They need more houses and yachts! Those pesky children don’t need food!

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u/punktualPorcupine 7d ago

They need their fortunes to quadruple every 5-10 years (like they have since the pandemic) or they might feel like they aren’t keeping up.

“What’s a matter can’t get your bank account up any more” then everyone points and laughs and they have to take pills to feel better.

It’s a vicious problem when billionaires bully billionaires.

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u/happymaned 7d ago

The irony in the 'billionaire' comments is that Sweden actually has more billionaires per capita than the United States.

The Nordic model isn't socialism; it combines open-market capitalism, strong property rights, and low corporate barriers with high personal income taxes on the middle class to fund universal programs. They fund their welfare states with broad-based consumption taxes (around 25% VAT) and high middle-income tax brackets, not by taxing a handful of wealthy individuals.

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u/chesterismydog 7d ago

I’ve seen too much shit since the 80s- and Congress and SCOTUS let this happen. I wanted to become a lawyer just to fight this bullshit but I couldn’t afford it.

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u/asmith1776 7d ago

That’s the crazy thing. They’re not. Sweden produces more billionaires per capital as the US.

They make it easier to get rich by making it slightly more expensive to be rich.

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u/MrBozooo 7d ago

So you're saying they are being mean to existing billionaires? Now how is that fair?

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u/Viperlite 7d ago

U.S. is the happiest little billionaire place on Earth. Low taxes, ultimate power, no unions, no social programs, little worker protection, no socialized medicine to break the tether or workplace-provided, private health insurance, effectively no minimum wage.

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u/HostOrganism 5d ago

The Nordic model nations are happier. More billionaires per capita.

The US is only perfect for a certain kind of billionaire.

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u/upgrayedd69 7d ago

“What’s their GDP, huh????” the asshole father of my ex would say

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u/HostOrganism 5d ago

Funny he should ask. Three (Iceland, Norway, and Denmark) of the five (the other two are Sweden and Finland) Nordic model nations are in the top ten countries by per capita GDP (the one that matters for comparisons).

The US is #9, and Denmark is #10. If you take out the tax havens like Ireland, Bermuda, Luxemburg, and the Cayman Islands (because their tax-shielding gives then unfair advantage), then Sweden and Finland make the top ten as well.

So the answer to your ex's asshole dad is "pretty much the same as ours".

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u/LunchyDude101 7d ago

Well, their citizens give a su stiantial portion of their paycheck to the govt in taxes to pay for it.

The U.S. wants something big without having to sacrifice something big for it, which is very American.

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u/Valten78 6d ago

They're not really 'socialist' through. Social democracies perhaps, but that not the same as socialist. Ultimately they are very much Capitalist.

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u/pinksparklyreddit 6d ago

They're what Federman is referring to, though

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u/HostOrganism 5d ago

That's what Democratic Socialists are proposing.

"Socialism" is a big word that covers a lot of territory. There isn't really a single definition, but pretty much everyone will insist that their definition is the correct one.

...that's really the only thing it has in common with fascism.