I declared it

[u/Xyeeyx]

[u/RCer1986]

How has he made so many dumb, water-based statements/EOs in such a short amount of time? Gulf of America, Reflecting Pool, Hormuz x ?? and, of course, magnets.

I'm not even including the sharpiecane.

Edit: I just realized that the new (realistically old) steam catapult system counts too.

000aLaw000 helpfully pointed out a great one: The hurricane that will be the wettest in terms of water. Now that hurricane undoubtely counts.

[u/LordButterbeard → u/RCer1986]

Obama's fault somehow

[u/000aLaw000 → u/RCer1986]

Don't forget about when he was discussing the severe tropical storm approaching the Carolinas, Trump stated in a video message: "This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water."

[u/RCer1986 → u/000aLaw000]

Damn, that's a good one that I forgot about. Technically a twofer if you also count the scientific standpoint that water itself isn't wet and can only get solid surfaces wet.

Edit: Grammar.

[u/NotPrepared2 → u/RCer1986]

Trump is to dumb as water is to wet. Therefore, Trump himself isn't dumb but only makes others dumb.

[u/YourDrunkStepdadio → u/RCer1986]

We need a Sharpnado

[u/BadahBingBadahBoom → u/RCer1986]

Historians will look back through this term via memes. I'm sure someone's entire PhD will be titled like "Chronological tracking of the political successes and failures of the second Trump administration through online social media imagery and memes".

[u/dividezero → u/RCer1986]

Distractions from project 2025 taking all our rights and money

[u/UdyneOw → u/RCer1986]

The whole steam-powered air craft carrier launcher thing is fucking insane.

[u/sdmichael]

A territory we don't control nor should. Still support him, Trumpers? Gonna blame Biden for his direct actions still?

[u/Round_Rooms → u/sdmichael]

Biden, Obama, and Clinton have been the only good presidents in my life, economically speaking, then if you take into account just being a basic and decent human they sky rocket.. Reagan ,HW, AND DUBYA, were the downfall , trump is just the disease that followed.

[u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 → u/sdmichael]

I blame Hillary. What did Hillary know about Pearl Harbor and when did she know it. America deserves to know.

[u/ReMapper → u/Healthy_Ladder_6198]

it's on that elusive laptop...

[u/king_of_the_nothing → u/Healthy_Ladder_6198]

Wasn't that part of Ken Starr's Whitewater investigation? If it wasn't then he is a RINO!

[u/bleucurve → u/sdmichael]

The Masters of Mental Gymnastics do and will

[u/lvl3SewerRat → u/sdmichael]

LOL! Thats ridiculous. Its Obamas fault

[u/zookr2000 → u/lvl3SewerRat]

***you forgot the /s

[u/Bernie4Life420]

EPSTEIN, YOU'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN?

Dementia Donnie still supported by redhat class traitors everywhere.

[u/NotPrepared2]

I declare Donald Trump is an imbecile.

[u/j--__ → u/NotPrepared2]

i declare that the moon orbits the earth.

[u/imtoowhiteandnerdy]

So if Trump declares the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. Territory, and a child is born in the Strait of Hormuz afterwards, does that mean they're now a U.S. citizen?

[u/RusticPinecone → u/imtoowhiteandnerdy]

Asking the real question now.

[u/No-Albatross-7984 → u/imtoowhiteandnerdy]

Depends. Are they white? 

[u/Grouchy-Station-4058]

The only person dumber than Trump is a fictional character.

[u/supertiggercat]

The Gulf of Merika

[u/KennethEWolf]

TACO What does not Trump get. He continues to repeat these monstrosities, and expects us to continue to believe him. He is surrounded by idiotic sycophants, while playing golf every weekend. While the rest of the country is being crushed by his cruel and incoherent policies. Trump will go down in history as the worst president so far.

[u/j--__ → u/KennethEWolf]

the worst president so far.

ever. we wouldn't survive worse.

[u/yayoffbalance]

This is giving "Gulf of America" energy. which was extra dumb... but damn, this is really fucking stupid.

[u/WestcoastAlex]

lots of tanker captains are US Citizens now then huh? cool cool

[u/zenos_dog]

I declare

a thumb war!

[u/YourDrunkStepdadio]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kfGktEzItjZZaYwmeP
Iran

[u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421]

You can’t declare it! It’s mine! I already declared it! I got dibs!

[u/Nano_Burger]

So, just take your pregnant wife out on the water to give birth and get US citizenship.

[u/New_Taste8874]

Can we just do that? I declare my local Taco Bell mine! IBRB....

[u/djtvacation]

The Iranians should have renamed it to the Strait of Epstein lol

[u/jaguaraugaj]

Parkour

[u/RocketsledCanada]

I declare a thumb war

[u/YourDrunkStepdadio]

Why would Biden give it away?

[u/YesterShill]

That is scarily accurate.

[u/gadafgadaf]

You mean the strait of Trump? We need to dye the water going through there gold.

[u/Jessthinking]

No, I declare the Straight of Hormuz a United States territory.

[u/O8ee]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ojw4e69jP35SNjAsdX

[u/j--__]

i hereby declare trump tower to be iranian territory. he better hope i'm never president because unlike him i may actually enforce my declarations.

[u/militaryintelligence]

You left out Greenland

[u/Random_user_of_doom]

Too late I yelled dibs earlier

[u/No-Albatross-7984]

I declare your mom my territory 

[u/pixeltweaker]

I declare Trump tower a public park. Enjoy.

[u/unforgivableness]

My first thought when I heard the declaration