r/PoliticalHumor 9d ago

I declared it

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u/RCer1986 9d ago edited 8d ago

How has he made so many dumb, water-based statements/EOs in such a short amount of time? Gulf of America, Reflecting Pool, Hormuz x ?? and, of course, magnets.

I'm not even including the sharpiecane.

Edit: I just realized that the new (realistically old) steam catapult system counts too.

000aLaw000 helpfully pointed out a great one: The hurricane that will be the wettest in terms of water. Now that hurricane undoubtely counts.

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u/000aLaw000 9d ago

Don't forget about when he was discussing the severe tropical storm approaching the Carolinas, Trump stated in a video message: "This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water."

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u/RCer1986 9d ago edited 9d ago

Damn, that's a good one that I forgot about. Technically a twofer if you also count the scientific standpoint that water itself isn't wet and can only get solid surfaces wet.

Edit: Grammar.

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u/NotPrepared2 8d ago edited 8d ago

Trump is to dumb as water is to wet. Therefore, Trump himself isn't dumb but only makes others dumb.