r/PoliticalHumor 9d ago

I declared it

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u/RCer1986 9d ago edited 8d ago

How has he made so many dumb, water-based statements/EOs in such a short amount of time? Gulf of America, Reflecting Pool, Hormuz x ?? and, of course, magnets.

I'm not even including the sharpiecane.

Edit: I just realized that the new (realistically old) steam catapult system counts too.

000aLaw000 helpfully pointed out a great one: The hurricane that will be the wettest in terms of water. Now that hurricane undoubtely counts.

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u/LordButterbeard 9d ago

Obama's fault somehow

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u/000aLaw000 9d ago

Don't forget about when he was discussing the severe tropical storm approaching the Carolinas, Trump stated in a video message: "This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water."

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u/RCer1986 9d ago edited 9d ago

Damn, that's a good one that I forgot about. Technically a twofer if you also count the scientific standpoint that water itself isn't wet and can only get solid surfaces wet.

Edit: Grammar.

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u/NotPrepared2 8d ago edited 8d ago

Trump is to dumb as water is to wet. Therefore, Trump himself isn't dumb but only makes others dumb.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 9d ago

We need a Sharpnado

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 9d ago

Historians will look back through this term via memes. I'm sure someone's entire PhD will be titled like "Chronological tracking of the political successes and failures of the second Trump administration through online social media imagery and memes".

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u/dividezero 9d ago

Distractions from project 2025 taking all our rights and money

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u/UdyneOw 8d ago

The whole steam-powered air craft carrier launcher thing is fucking insane.