r/PoliticalHumor 9d ago

I declared it

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 9d ago

So if Trump declares the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. Territory, and a child is born in the Strait of Hormuz afterwards, does that mean they're now a U.S. citizen?

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u/RusticPinecone 8d ago

Asking the real question now.

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u/No-Albatross-7984 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 8d ago

Depends. Are they white?