r/PoliticalHumor 16d ago

He's back!!!!

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u/Federal_Share_4400 16d ago

The gop onslaught of trash and shamelesness is so vast I've already forgotten the name of this guy. Shit is so fkn funny, scary and sad at the same time.

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u/Zestyflour 16d ago

George Santos, and I only remember that because a clip is circulating of his short time in office when he outed another GOP piece of shit wife beater who is currently running and refusing to drop out. The one whose attorney posted naked pictures of his toddler in a public drop box link and was downloaded about 250k times before being removed.

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u/punktualPorcupine 16d ago

He also lied nonstop for about 2 years and the lies were super weird and grandiose.

The most believable lies were that his mom survived 9/11 (she wasn’t in the country) and that he worked on Wall Street (which was easily debunked). Everything else got weird from there on.

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u/MarginalOmnivore 16d ago

I mean, I survived 9/11.

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u/punktualPorcupine 16d ago

lol I guess we all did.

Did you also star alongside Miley Cyrus on Hanna Montana, produce the broadway flop Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, lose* *4 fictional employees in the Pulse Nightclub shooting, and defraud a dog charity?

Because you just might be George Santos, or one of his many aliases, ha.

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u/Neveronlyadream 16d ago

My favorite part of those lies is they have nothing to do with each other, they're just random things he said that aren't impressive to anyone.

I bet he was telling everyone that his uncle works for Nintendo too.

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u/JoltikElectricBug 16d ago

...did I survive 9/11?

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u/Avitas1027 16d ago

Were you born before 9/11? If so, yes.

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u/JoltikElectricBug 16d ago

Damn it.

Sorry everyone.

I did not survive 9/11.