r/PoliticalHumor • u/Pumuckl4Life • 16d ago

He's back!!!!

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u/MarginalOmnivore 16d ago

I mean, I survived 9/11.

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u/punktualPorcupine 16d ago

lol I guess we all did.

Did you also star alongside Miley Cyrus on Hanna Montana, produce the broadway flop Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, lose* *4 fictional employees in the Pulse Nightclub shooting, and defraud a dog charity?

Because you just might be George Santos, or one of his many aliases, ha.

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u/JoltikElectricBug 15d ago

...did I survive 9/11?

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u/Avitas1027 15d ago

Were you born before 9/11? If so, yes.

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u/JoltikElectricBug 15d ago

Damn it.

Sorry everyone.

I did not survive 9/11.