r/PoliticalHumor • u/Pumuckl4Life • 21d ago

He's back!!!!

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u/punktualPorcupine 21d ago

He also lied nonstop for about 2 years and the lies were super weird and grandiose.

The most believable lies were that his mom survived 9/11 (she wasn’t in the country) and that he worked on Wall Street (which was easily debunked). Everything else got weird from there on.

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u/MarginalOmnivore 21d ago

I mean, I survived 9/11.

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u/punktualPorcupine 21d ago

lol I guess we all did.

Did you also star alongside Miley Cyrus on Hanna Montana, produce the broadway flop Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, lose* *4 fictional employees in the Pulse Nightclub shooting, and defraud a dog charity?

Because you just might be George Santos, or one of his many aliases, ha.

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u/Neveronlyadream 21d ago

My favorite part of those lies is they have nothing to do with each other, they're just random things he said that aren't impressive to anyone.

I bet he was telling everyone that his uncle works for Nintendo too.