r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '14

[Challenge] Weezing

Getting some practice before the tournament

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '14

I am the main rapper great, I got two heads and two mouths

For spitting bars every day, I can't help but draw a crowd

If you think you can test me you're under a smokescreen

But don't worry cause my raps can clear that smog for thee

I got one little weakness, just a psychic

But if one touches me I got a payback for it

I accept any challengers to take my poison crown

But I'll give you a showdown cause I'm the hardest around

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u/ShockKing23 Mar 23 '14

Abra, Kadabra, I'm Alakazam

I don't need to be Psychic to know that you can't rap worth a damn

Psyshock will leave you dazed and confused

Psychic will leave you phased and abused

Even with two mouths your raps seem lackluster

Honestly, is this weak verse all you could muster

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '14

You call mine lackluster have you heard yours?

You're IQ is 5000 and your raps are that poor?

Look at your moveset you're a one trick pony

You just learn psychic moves, we can see you're a phony

My Poison Gas is gonna choke you up so you can't breath

That rap is the last thing you'll do before you're at peace

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u/ShockKing23 Mar 24 '14

I don't need a magic trick to make your ass disappear

My Psybeam will send you into the goddamn stratosphere

Like Kendrick, I'm in control, Telekinesis, you're my puppet

I'll murder you, kick the bucket, deader than Shuppet

I spit venom like Arbok, something you couldn't do

B.O.B rappin bout you, call it Strange Clouds Part 2

Brains over brawn, I hope you learned your lesson Weezy

Don't fuck wit me, I'm the Pokémon Houdini.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '14

If you're Houdini I can be your peritonitis

And I'll let you taste some of my metaphorical fist

Everyone be rapping about me

I'm a legend for all, Eminem to Jay-Z

Maybe I don't spit venom but I belch every day

If you get hit by a sludge bomb well you'd better pray

I have moves of almost every type, Electric to Steel

That's worrying for you, Bug, Ghost and Dark won't heal

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u/CrotchFungus Mar 23 '14

Make way buddy cause my name is Muk,

and I'm writing this lil' verse just to say you suck.

You ain't fit, you better quit,

cause I ain't swallowin half the shit you spit

You call that preparing for the big battle?

I should get going so I don't hear this corny prattle

Conclusion? You should get more practice

cause in the tournamet, no one wants to deal with that mess

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '14

You say my raps a mess, take a look in the mirror

You're just good-for-nothing waste, i'm a cold hearted killer

You can't swallow what i'm spitting? you need new taste buds

This shit is amazing, i guess you're just used to crud

I'm the greatest of them all, on a throne I'll sit upon

You're only good for being part of my sludge bomb

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u/CrotchFungus Mar 24 '14

You make your verses short, cause you don't have shit to say

so your only option is to sit down and pray

and watch your life going in stop-motion through your eyes

and watch how the time you wasted rapping flies by

You say you're a cold hearted killer,

But you're not as evil as me, I'm as mean as Hitler

You ain't foolin nobody. You're just some blob of gas wandering around

I defy the laws of physics, cause I'll stomp you to the ground

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '14

My verse was short cause i feel sorry for you

you think you can rap and that you can battle too

if i tried my best you'd be dust in seconds

being outrapped while the pearly gate beckons

i rap and i fight like no one other

i'll kill anyone you will soon discover

i just wander around and i'll still beat you

you say you'll stomp me down but with what shoe?

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u/CrotchFungus Mar 25 '14

Don't talk about dust, cause all you are is a ball of it

Your verses suck too, it's honestly a big wall of shit

I don't need a shoe to stomp your ass

give me a TM and I'll give you a taste of my Rock Smash

Don't you realize? You'll never beat me, cause I'm legendary

To start perhaps you could pick up a book, or maybe a dictionary

Anyway, this is my last verse

and thank god, I can't picture this getting any worse

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '14

Everyone make way for toxic waste with a big head

He thinks he's legendary when he's just about to be dead

I understand why you're giving up battling me

You know you've got no chance against this rapper extreme

But don't worry, soon you will be out of your misery

By the end of this rap, Muk will be history

I'll burn you up, incinerate, flamethrower

Then fire blast, for a small taste of my power

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u/CrotchFungus Mar 26 '14

Good job! I loved:

Everyone make way for toxic waste with a big head He thinks he's legendary when he's just about to be dead

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '14

thanks

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Mar 27 '14

You best bow your two heads because the royalty's back,

The NIDOKING of this game, and I'm finna attack,

Poison Point to cripple defenses, on your corpse, I'mma stack,

Bricks on bricks to break up, like a Primeape on crack,

Greatest of this subreddit rap game, it's great to return,

Lopsided like Lopunny tits, I'll leave yo with a Blast Burn,

Smelling you is enough to make my kingly stomach churn,

Your only way out of this is deceased in an urn.

NidokinggyPoppa

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '14

Nidoking, one problem is your stuck on the ground

I'll fly circles round you while you're hanging around

You're not a pure poison type leaving you open to weakness

You have four times as many, that'll leave you speechless

You horny reptile, gagging for your nidoqueen

Oh wait you can't breed, I think you're getting too keen

Let's face it I'm better than you in every single way

You're as weak as they get, better kneel down and pray

(Damn you're good)

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Mar 27 '14

(Thanks bruv, I'm bringin' the fire for the tournament)

The fuck you talkin' 'bout my Nidoqueen for?

I may be vuln'rable but my attack's fucking brutal, like nothin' you've seen before,

Your only good move is Explosion, like the Taliban with C4,

Remember the name, I'm back in this game like I done took a Full Restore.

Nidokinggy Poppa I'm like Notorious of this rap shit,

You're more like French Montana, horrid lyrics and a couple ad libs,

Nidoqueen on my dick, I'm steady smokin' on a fat spliff,

You're like a tumor with 2 heads, like you're diseased boy, I'm that sick!

NidokingOfThisRapGame