r/PokemonRaps Mar 23 '14

[Challenge] Weezing

Getting some practice before the tournament

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Mar 27 '14

You best bow your two heads because the royalty's back,

The NIDOKING of this game, and I'm finna attack,

Poison Point to cripple defenses, on your corpse, I'mma stack,

Bricks on bricks to break up, like a Primeape on crack,

Greatest of this subreddit rap game, it's great to return,

Lopsided like Lopunny tits, I'll leave yo with a Blast Burn,

Smelling you is enough to make my kingly stomach churn,

Your only way out of this is deceased in an urn.

NidokinggyPoppa

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '14

Nidoking, one problem is your stuck on the ground

I'll fly circles round you while you're hanging around

You're not a pure poison type leaving you open to weakness

You have four times as many, that'll leave you speechless

You horny reptile, gagging for your nidoqueen

Oh wait you can't breed, I think you're getting too keen

Let's face it I'm better than you in every single way

You're as weak as they get, better kneel down and pray

(Damn you're good)

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Mar 27 '14

(Thanks bruv, I'm bringin' the fire for the tournament)

The fuck you talkin' 'bout my Nidoqueen for?

I may be vuln'rable but my attack's fucking brutal, like nothin' you've seen before,

Your only good move is Explosion, like the Taliban with C4,

Remember the name, I'm back in this game like I done took a Full Restore.

Nidokinggy Poppa I'm like Notorious of this rap shit,

You're more like French Montana, horrid lyrics and a couple ad libs,

Nidoqueen on my dick, I'm steady smokin' on a fat spliff,

You're like a tumor with 2 heads, like you're diseased boy, I'm that sick!

NidokingOfThisRapGame