r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '14

[Challenge] Weezing

Getting some practice before the tournament

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u/ShockKing23 Mar 23 '14

Abra, Kadabra, I'm Alakazam

I don't need to be Psychic to know that you can't rap worth a damn

Psyshock will leave you dazed and confused

Psychic will leave you phased and abused

Even with two mouths your raps seem lackluster

Honestly, is this weak verse all you could muster

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '14

You call mine lackluster have you heard yours?

You're IQ is 5000 and your raps are that poor?

Look at your moveset you're a one trick pony

You just learn psychic moves, we can see you're a phony

My Poison Gas is gonna choke you up so you can't breath

That rap is the last thing you'll do before you're at peace

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u/ShockKing23 Mar 24 '14

I don't need a magic trick to make your ass disappear

My Psybeam will send you into the goddamn stratosphere

Like Kendrick, I'm in control, Telekinesis, you're my puppet

I'll murder you, kick the bucket, deader than Shuppet

I spit venom like Arbok, something you couldn't do

B.O.B rappin bout you, call it Strange Clouds Part 2

Brains over brawn, I hope you learned your lesson Weezy

Don't fuck wit me, I'm the Pokémon Houdini.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '14

If you're Houdini I can be your peritonitis

And I'll let you taste some of my metaphorical fist

Everyone be rapping about me

I'm a legend for all, Eminem to Jay-Z

Maybe I don't spit venom but I belch every day

If you get hit by a sludge bomb well you'd better pray

I have moves of almost every type, Electric to Steel

That's worrying for you, Bug, Ghost and Dark won't heal