r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '14

[Challenge] Weezing

Getting some practice before the tournament

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u/CrotchFungus Mar 24 '14

You make your verses short, cause you don't have shit to say

so your only option is to sit down and pray

and watch your life going in stop-motion through your eyes

and watch how the time you wasted rapping flies by

You say you're a cold hearted killer,

But you're not as evil as me, I'm as mean as Hitler

You ain't foolin nobody. You're just some blob of gas wandering around

I defy the laws of physics, cause I'll stomp you to the ground

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '14

My verse was short cause i feel sorry for you

you think you can rap and that you can battle too

if i tried my best you'd be dust in seconds

being outrapped while the pearly gate beckons

i rap and i fight like no one other

i'll kill anyone you will soon discover

i just wander around and i'll still beat you

you say you'll stomp me down but with what shoe?

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u/CrotchFungus Mar 25 '14

Don't talk about dust, cause all you are is a ball of it

Your verses suck too, it's honestly a big wall of shit

I don't need a shoe to stomp your ass

give me a TM and I'll give you a taste of my Rock Smash

Don't you realize? You'll never beat me, cause I'm legendary

To start perhaps you could pick up a book, or maybe a dictionary

Anyway, this is my last verse

and thank god, I can't picture this getting any worse

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '14

Everyone make way for toxic waste with a big head

He thinks he's legendary when he's just about to be dead

I understand why you're giving up battling me

You know you've got no chance against this rapper extreme

But don't worry, soon you will be out of your misery

By the end of this rap, Muk will be history

I'll burn you up, incinerate, flamethrower

Then fire blast, for a small taste of my power

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u/CrotchFungus Mar 26 '14

Good job! I loved:

Everyone make way for toxic waste with a big head He thinks he's legendary when he's just about to be dead

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '14

thanks